The meanest and funniest signatures of 2019

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1. My vigorous love has long since gone to the bottom of the abyss and will perish forever

2 , Women take away your hypocrisy, and the tail is exposed

3. Giving equals gain, you are so self-righteous

4. I hold the knife in my left hand and the fork in my right hand, slowly Enjoy life

5. Carve your QQ number on the tombstone and allow everyone to add me as a friend

6. I won’t answer you because there is no need to answer at all< /p>

7. Life is too long, you are just a scenery

8. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely

9. I don’t want to be understood by you , and don’t want to understand, so don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you

10. I don’t know the sweet words you like, so if you like to listen, let the storyteller listen to you

11 , When others say you have changed, it is because you do not live according to their ideas

12. Among women in the world, Chinese women are the most beautiful

13. Live life like a madman. , can we forget the bumps in life

14. My youth is dedicated to what is called compulsory education

15. In the beginning, people are inherently good, and they are heroes if they don’t do homework.

What to do when the teacher checks, pick up the broom and have sex with him

16. Killed the wolf, let the tiger go, once was a 250

17. Every woman who is still sleeping has a lover, His name is Quilt

18. My friend, I am not an ATM. Even if I am, please feel if you have a card on you

19. Steel that does not want to deform is not good steel< /p>

20. Legendary historical figures: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi, Xiaobing Zhang Ga, referred to as Lei Di Ga Ga

21. My man has already labeled me, so I want him to pay the bill< /p>

22. In today’s society, it is normal for men to be with men. I think they are the most suitable ones for you

23. Don’t flirt with me, he is also very open-minded

24. I can love you risking my life, but I can’t love someone risking my life

25. It’s noon on the hoeing day, and nothing is reliable; if you have nothing to do in your free time, it’s better to fight the landlord

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26. My dear, it was your loveliness that made me learn to give up.

27. I can afford it and let it go. I am not ashamed of my words

28. Living I am just waiting to die, waiting to die because I am still alive

29. My lazy smile is an elegance you don’t understand

31. I am quitting smoking. Smoking affects my image as a good citizen.

32. I can choose to quit, but I cannot quit the choice

33. As the idiot among idiots, you are too classic

34. When you want to be a low-key person, there will still be people who will praise you in a high-profile way

35. Women all like bad men, but they don’t like bad-looking men

36. Our love died young, we just want to give you a chance to be reborn

37. When the boss uses you, you are a talent, but when he doesn’t use you, you become a layoff

< p> 38. If you fall, get up and cry and keep running for me

39. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not the mistress, but time

40. The future is Everything I want has been abandoned by me

41. Does being big mean you are powerful? Wouldn’t the dinosaurs still be extinct?

42. White lies: Just find a good excuse for one’s deception

43. Parents deceiving their children is called education, and children deceiving their parents is called education. Mutual deceit is called generation gap

44. Don’t talk about love with me, talking about love will hurt money

45. Our love has changed from spicy hot pot to a pot of cabbage and tofu

46. Our first love is just a prologue, the excitement is always behind

47. When you feel distressed, it means you are still in love. When you become numb, it means you have forgotten.

48. Love is like fine sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will disappear

49. When love reaches the deepest level, it turns out to be loneliness

50. Only you are your own, others will never be yours. 2019's funniest qq personality signature

1. You are Feng'er and I am Sha, you are toothpaste and I brush it, you are Hami and I am Gua, if you don’t love me, I will commit suicide

2. The mountains are not high, so long as there are immortals, they are famous; the water is not too much, just drinkable

3. If I have an ideal, I will pursue it, otherwise I will die with my eyes closed

4. People say I look like Hou, but in fact I really want to tell you that I am your ancestor

5. When taking pictures, I feel that I smile very naturally. When you take the photo, you look like you have a paralyzed face

6. I don’t have a man, so it’s better to be fatter for the winter

7. The happiest thing I can think of is to see you being unlucky every day< /p>

8. If you sow melons you will get melons, if you sow beans you will get beans, if you sow turtles you will get tortoises

9. I thought I could give you a surprise this time, but instead I kept scaring you. Here

10. In the future, I will cut off all my fingernails when I fall out of love, to prove that I have also self-mutilated for love

11. You must admit that there are always laughter from some friends around you. Than

The joke is still funny

12. You can live without a mobile phone, but I can’t live without it

13. For a big event like National Day, it’s best to celebrate it with the whole country for a month The best

14. Don’t be infatuated with sister, she already has your heart

15. It’s not that easy to lose weight, just because the flesh on your body is very delicate

16. Among so many people, the one I care about most is myself

17. You don’t even know what you do, but you are still really sad

18. I really want to throw you away, you worthless thing, why does it hurt?

19. You are 2, I am 4, you are still 2 except for 2

20. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say I will be happy at the next stop, but I am indeed stuck in traffic at the next stop

21. If I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me< /p>

22. I can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human

23. The biggest drawback in life: beauties grow old and heroes go bald

24. Say sorry to yourself, and it will hurt yourself for the rest of your life

25. Love disappears, and we lose our way in the process of desperately running away

26. Even if the whole world betrays me, I will not betray myself

27. Whether you like it, whether it is suitable for you, and whether we can be together are three different things

28 , You want to be with her, but don’t look at yourself, are you worthy?

29. Even if you fall down the next second, you will still fall down this second. Do you think you are a god< /p>

30. I don’t allow you to disturb my determination, because your alarm clock makes it hard for me to sleep well every day

31. There is someone who teaches you how to love, but But he doesn’t love me anymore

32. I am selfish, you are philandering, I hide, you cheat, we each have our own problems

33. There are always protagonists and supporting roles in love. , it is always the protagonist who is tired, and it is always the supporting character who is hurt

34. Don’t care about anyone, just afraid that the one who will be sad will be yourself

35. Unknowingly, I discovered I can never forget you

36. Memories are a tiring thing, just like being unable to sleep when you have insomnia

37. I don’t blame you for not understanding me. But how can I blame you

38. I heard that you will get happiness after falling in love, so why don’t I get happiness?

39. Falling in love with someone, even if you are not happy , also want to be together

40. When you are sad, I will make you happy. The cheapest QQ personalized signature in history

1. We also hugged each other tightly and said Words of eternal love.

2. When the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish, and when people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

3. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

4. I dreamed of you today, and it’s a sequel!

5. I am a hedgehog, covered with spikes. I'm just trying to protect myself from getting hurt.

6. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.

7. The beginning is beautiful, the process is tiring, the ending is sad, and it is difficult to wake up.

8. After the teacher finished the lesson, he said: Is there anything else you don’t understand? I stretched and said, "Teacher, what's this class?"

9. The road ahead will be long and bright.

10. Put on a mask of disguise for you. Just to pretend to be strong. Don't let others get into your heart. Do you understand?

11. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

12. The sun does not understand the sadness of sunflowers.

13. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

14. The person I love is a beautiful woman, but the person who loves me is miserable.

15. Don’t worry about the shadows in front of you, that’s because there is sunshine behind you.

16. Being woken up by the alarm clock early in the morning means that you are still alive.

17. Life is like Super Girl, and those who survive to the end are pure men.

18. Those who drank medicine were handed bottles, those who hung themselves were given ropes, and those who jumped off the building waved small handkerchiefs to see them off.

19. I know you are sad, but you have forgotten that I feel the same way.

20. You think I am exaggerating. How many people comfort themselves with this sentence.

21. Xiao Zhao in The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slaying always wears anklets, so why does she wear underwear?

22. You take your overpass, and I take my secret passage.

23. The heartbreaking recovery is just a sign of unwillingness.

24. I shook my head coolly after breaking up, and the wig fell out.

25. Life is like Park Yoochun’s hairstyle, you never know what it will be like tomorrow.

26. My bookmarks record a sunny and beautiful you.

27. You are very good-looking, but you happen to be the type that I hate.

28. Holding hands, side by side, we promised that our happiness would be for everyone to see.

29. Do you still want to pick up what you have thrown away?

30. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

31. Wherever I fall, I will lie down.

32. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. Do you want to consider marrying me?

33. If you don’t flirt with girls, you are treasonous and unethical; if you flirt with girls, you will do the right thing for heaven.

34. A woman’s specialty is coquettishness, while a man’s specialty is lying.

35. What is unity? It means that when one person’s cell phone rings, the whole class reads loudly.

36. You, who seems to be the most passable person, occupy such an important position in my heart.

37. It is said that men who treat women badly in this life will become sanitary napkins in the next life.

38. When it rains, the mood also becomes wet.

39. We are all just ordinary people, why should we think of ourselves as so great.

40. Attractive women are not afraid of men’s fickleness, and powerful men are not afraid of women’s reality.

41. Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone else. After all, we will only belong to ourselves.

42. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright fire; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is a dull fire.

43. If I hit you, I will hit you. Do you still have to choose a day?

44. Hold your hand and walk into the coffin.

45. Multiple friends, multiple paths. Will you get lost if you have too many friends?

46. There is no need to pity me, don’t say anything.

47. I sold the love letter for only two yuan.

48. Some people will make you feel bad if they are serious, and some people will give you a toothache if they are unkind!

49. There is no perfect life, just be happy whether you are rich or poor.

50. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

51. There is no inappropriateness, only not trying.

52. If you dare to climb up my window and sing "Uneasy", I will sing a duet with you.

53. In the face of money, fame, and status, all the good and evil of human nature will be revealed.

54. You don’t learn how to be a good person, but you learn how to be a mean person.

55. Time is the most ruthless thing in the world.

56. I have no heartbeat or breathing after leaving you.

57. Don’t always rely on others. They will always treat you well. Always think about who you are.

58. We are destined to have different fates, so we should get together and disperse early.

59. Don’t always criticize others, first check who you are.

60. What era is this? There is no sense of gangsterism at all.

61. Is it itchy? That's right. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

62. What you don’t know is destiny.

63. The beauties on the roadside are very close to strike up a conversation with, but the beauties on the roadside cannot afford to strike up a conversation with you.

64. I never lie, except for this sentence.

65. I want to be a single-celled creature and live heartlessly.

66. The King of Hell accepts so many people every day, why didn’t he accept you?

67. The wolf nature of the wolf is given to humans, and the humanity of humans is given to dogs.

68. Tolerance is not too weak, but affectionate and strong.

69. Good-looking people are all photography materials, and you are PS materials.

70. Don’t use your parents’ money to do things that are embarrassing to your parents.

71. There are some things that don’t require argument. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

72. Those who do not know how to be content, please do not sacrifice your feelings with tears.

73. I don’t hate or love you, just take care of yourself.

74. My father and mother wouldn’t let me be neither three nor four, so I chose two.

75. You are not a plastic bag, don’t always pack it and pack it.

76. There was a pig standing under the street lamp. A man rushed over and said that he found a night-light pig.

77. I thought I was invincible, but that was just my belief.

78. People nowadays are following the trend. They all like to use deodorant socks to cover their mouths when talking.

79. It’s all my fault that I can’t let go, so I’m doomed to be even more lonely.

80. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, my mother said it is a birdman.

81. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so don’t live too arrogantly.

82. In the end, was it she who made you sad, or those so-called memories?

83. It turns out that love cannot be faked, it turns out that happiness cannot be faked, and it turns out that it is always the same as the moment.

84. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

85. My son will have it, and my grandson will have it too.

86. When I get up every day, my perseverance is not easy to use. I have to rely on my urge to urinate at critical moments.

87. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

88. Some names are locked in our hearts and will never be forgotten.

89. The truth about mother-in-law and grandma: men become feminine and women become aunties.

90. If the heart has no habitat, it will wander wherever it goes.

91. Love is a joke. It makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

92. Woman, you cry for him, but he is there, maybe playing this game, hugging the girl happily.

93. I once said that if you want to be free, you should learn to let go.

94. I want to hurt you deeply, I want you to be covered in bruises, and I want you to die without a burial place.

95. You are not a hard-working little bee, and you don’t need to mess with others.

96. Wrong person at the wrong time, sad mistake, but we make it again and again.

97. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

98. How can there be so many people in this world who are so affectionate towards me?

99. A woman’s pride is not how loyal a man is, but how well you live after leaving him.

100. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love sleeping. It’s because your mouth is so hypnotic.

101. Purchase all kinds of idle girls at long-term prices. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable.

102. If any woman messes with me, I will take a knife to the supermarket and stab the sanitary napkins.

103. Who is the most awesome and the most popular, besides Lei Feng, it’s me.

104. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Do not underestimate yourself at any time.

105. Don’t seek to compare with others, but seek to surpass yourself.

106. No matter how hard-spoken you are, you always need someone to accompany you when you feel uncomfortable.

107. Sometimes, there is no way to go but to say goodbye.

108. I want to be a person like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation.

109. The so-called cheating means that you get tired of playing with your own lover and play with someone else's lover.

110. Although ** is cheap, she has her own cheap art.

111. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends had hidden, I would go home.

112. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.

113. For single sisters, I always strive for them; for married women, I never give up.

114. Women are made of water, so don’t be too cold to her. Once the temperature is above zero and it freezes, it will only end up frostbiting you.

115. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why should we learn some frivolous peach blossoms to follow the water flow.

116. Only love your own stubbornness, don’t be pitiful for perfection.

117. I am stubbornly pursuing something in my heart. Only I can see it, but I hope I am right.

118. Every love must be cherished.

119. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

120. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection. Release the funniest signature of 2019

1. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

2. Don’t be polite when you come to this world. If you want to do something, do it immediately. Everything must be done quickly, except death.

3. Internet cafes tell us that time is money

4. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

5. After you confessed to me last time, I was sick for several days.

6. I said, don’t explode in silence, just pervert in silence

7. I was amazed at the beginning, only because I rarely see it in the world.

8. The society is stylish, and my brother is decent, but he is not the one you want.

9. Your beautiful long hair always makes my face hurt when I am dumped.

10. Behind every successful man there is definitely a mistress

11. I am not good-looking, but I am not as arbitrary as you!

12. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

13. Hello, the number you dialed has passed away. Please call again in the next life.

14. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth when I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

15. If you fall, get up and cry again. Work hard and live for yourself!

16. My deskmate said: Men are things outside the body. I said: If you don't bring it with you when you are alive, you won't take it with you if you die.

17. If you didn't study when you were a child, your mother said: When you grow up, you will be married to Wang Laowu who sells pork. Now I educate my daughter: study hard and marry the pork seller Wang Laowu when she grows up.

18. After living for more than 20 years, I have been unable to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

19. Mom said it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

The important task of those born in the 20s and 80s is to create those born in 2008.

21. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

22. The future is bright, but there is no road.

23. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

24. I really want to have a quiet, serious and hard-working Don Quixote-style unrequited love

25. If it weren’t for making money, what would I do with my face

26. I can’t eat a swan~ Can’t I eat a duck~

27. Get up every morning and yell: Fuck you little Japan. This is not only good for your health, but also cultivates patriotism and moral sentiments!

28. The lady’s beard grows so gracefully, she must be a lady!

29. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work

30. How did you escape from the trash can after being aborted?

31. Love your country, love your family, love your junior sister, and guard against thieves, thieves, and senior brothers~

32. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But bro, you made me do this.

33. The cruelest thing about life is that you can only be young once.

34. The purity of college love lies in being able to eat instant noodles together and drink soup with humility.

35. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed.

36. A tree without bark will surely die; a man without shame will be invincible in the world.

37. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

38. I met a MM with a personalized signature: I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I’m tired of doing laundry and cooking.

39. Encountered a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

40. I met an old Shaanxi man with his signature: Ugly girls tend to cause mischief, black buns tend to contain vegetables.

41. Encountered the personalized signature of our teacher: Let me tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious

42. Encountered a writer’s personalized signature: Maybe it seems like, However, this may not necessarily be the case.

43. When you meet a lover’s personal signature: What you have said does not matter, the person you like changes every day.

44. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

45. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want to name him so handsome. Then when others see me, they will say: What a handsome dad!

46. If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

47. I was very timid when I was a child. Putting p made me cry.

48. How many children have been harmed by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

49. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of taking off the hijab when getting married was similar to scratching a lottery ticket.

50. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, so isn’t celebrating a wedding anniversary just like sweeping the tomb?