Jokes that only chemistry masters can understand

Senior high school students must be struggling with a mountain of books and a sea of ??questions. They should also relax in the tense review atmosphere. Only with a good attitude can they get excellent results. I have compiled some questions that only chemistry masters can understand. What a joke, Bojun laughs!

A joke that only chemistry masters can understand

1. A group of water molecules ran over in neat rows, and other water molecules admired in admiration: "Wow , It’s worthy of being called ice!”

2. During the Cold War, the Enzyme State took some enzymes and said: We already have a lot of atomic nitrogen here! Plastic Union smiled slightly, took out the polyurethane and said: We have more hydrogen and nitrogen here!

3. The chemist said to a diamond: "I will turn you into whatever you want me to turn you into." The diamond said cutely: "Is it the end?" After that, the diamond has been Was used to help the chemist take notes.

4. agcl, agno3, agbr, agi and agf went to Cyano to express their love: "Qing'er, let's live forever!" Cyano said shyly: "What are you talking about, fifth elder brother... …”

A joke that only chemistry majors can understand

5. Phenol asked his wife: “Why did you fall in love with me in the first place?”

Wife She said to Phenol: "I followed you because I thought you were a responsible man. I didn't expect you to be so jealous." My wife asked Phenol again: "Then how did you fall in love with me in the first place?" Phenol said: "I followed you because of your pure talent. I didn't expect that you are actually methanol."

6. Bromanthracene, phenol-technetium fast (show affection, break up quickly)

7. One day, Xiao Ming (whose surname is not Huang) saw a beautiful woman passing by the window during class. He quickly said to his deskmate, "Hey, look at that beautiful woman!" Unexpectedly, his old classmate walked by at this time. After hearing this, he said to Xiao Ming Said, "What did you just say?" Xiao Ming had an idea and said, "Ah? I am memorizing the periodic table of elements, sodium (that) magnesium (American) aluminum (female) silicon phosphorus...

8. Late at night The brothers in the dormitory were still talking in bed, and the topic was how to name the future child Zhou Huan, who was studying organic matter at the time, which was good! The second child was named Ma Fulu, which sounded nice and festive, and the daughter’s surname was Liu. The fourth child’s surname was Zhu, and everyone decided to name the fifth son Cheng. My surname was Mao, and the child was named: Capillary

A joke that only chemistry masters can understand

9. The chemical formula of water

During a chemistry exam in a school, A secretly asked B: The chemical formula of water What is it? B answered: h2o. As a result, A wrote hijklmno——(htoo) on the test paper

10. Iron Man is a woman!

11. I was a freshman. When I first entered school, I was doing an analysis experiment. I didn’t understand anything at the time. I had to write a preview report for the experiment. I saw a sentence in the book, "Add hexamethylenetetramine solution **ml", so I asked my classmates about this methyltetramine solution. Why did you add six times? My classmate said, "I don't know..." Later I realized it was hexamethylenetetramine.

12. I have mastered the synthesis of copper and aluminum substitution reactions. The chemical formula of gold: al+cu=cl+au, I am going to get rich, congratulate me

13. This is methyl orange...

14. Riddle: Element s and element se, hit a writer

Answer: Liu Yuxi c_kan();