Funny automatic reply daquan

1. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later! ! !

2. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply Now he won't tell me anything, that's all I have.

4. If you say no, you won't! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. If you can't afford a network meeting, you can ask the proxy server.

Sorry, the network is disconnected, please resend. ...

7. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

8. My present posture: WC, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .

9. The subscriber you called has not installed OICQ.

10, the owner is not here. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please hold down the computer power.

1 1. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back. I went to help the farmer clean up Chinese food. ...

12, "The main reason is myocardial infarction. . I'm dying. . If you want to leave a message, please dial120 ~ ~! "

13 ahhh!

14, hi ~ I'm not here now. Please leave a message after the tone "* * * *" if you need anything. ****!

15, hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he's not here, so that's all I have to say.

16, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

17. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press ctrl+alt+del to return.

18, hello, QQ is on holiday today, I'm netants…… ... ...

19, hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!

20. This casual departure has caused our nostalgia. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

2 1, do you know you are bored? !

22. "This machine has been set to vibrate. Please pay attention to what you say. It will damage my machine. See if I can beat you! "

23. Be right back after the commercial!

24. If you need me, please shout!

25. Who is calling, please? Your name is garbled.

26. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

27, wow, go first. That's scary.

28, trance, tears raging on the face, crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay? ...

29. "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will give you an answer when I hear the noise. "

30. You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

3 1, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

32, formatting your hard disk, please wait a moment. ...

Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

If I am not here, I will reply to you automatically. Do you know what automatic reply is? For example, you have read this sentence more than twice. Hehe, try again and make sure you can see the same thing more than twice.

35, * *, later. ...

36. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

37. "Be right back after the commercial!"

38, alas ~ you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

39. I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

40. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later. -Tencent

4 1, now artificial respiration, you scream, I will vomit. ...

42. I went to smoke. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

43. After receiving the news, Troy has already started to work.

44. The nine-headed bird has gone to eat. It may take a little more time, because it has nine heads ... and all nine are eating. When he comes back, it is estimated that you will grow nine heads.

45. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. . .

46. The main cause of myocardial infarction … is dying … If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

47. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

48, comrade, you have worked hard, please continue!

49, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

50. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

5 1, want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

53. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

54. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

55, hee hee, hey hey, ha ha, ha ha ...

56. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

59. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying. ...

6 1, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.

62. The subscriber you called is no longer in the service area ... maybe the network is blocked ... To solve this problem ... please bump your head on the monitor ... to ensure the network is unblocked. ...

63. The owner didn't bring a paper toilet!

64. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... . Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. . . .

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

66. The owner is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

67. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you. ......

68. If I don't cancel within one minute, I'm embarrassed to pull ~

69. People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

70. The subscriber you called is streaking ... Please redial later!

7 1, taking a bath ~ declined to watch! ! ^_^0

72, have something urgent, noisy me, be careful I cut off your tongue, hum. ...

Stop arguing, I will guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

74. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

75. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

76. Note: Users using Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.

77. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

78. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.