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Write a narrative of dry noodles, about 7 words.

"Great, noodles today!" Today we eat noodles, although it is not a big meal, but whenever I see noodles, I think of the first time I ate noodles with chopsticks when I was 3 years old. I can't help laughing when I think about it.

I remember that time in the kindergarten, I ate by myself without my parents. Although the kindergarten teacher had taught me how to hold chopsticks, I just couldn't remember it for a naive 3-year-old.

"dinner's ready." Already hungry, we rushed to the table. The teacher said loudly, "don't forget to teach you how to hold chopsticks in the morning!" " I was dazed for a moment, trying to recall the methods taught by the teacher. At this moment, the teacher came over and asked me, "Yifan, eat, what's the matter?" I was afraid to tell the teacher a joke, so I shook my head and said, "It's too hot." The teacher smiled at me and walked away.

no, I'm really hungry. Help yourself. So, I grabbed chopsticks, held them with my thumb and middle finger, put my index finger under them, and started eating! I feel terrible, forget it, as long as I can eat! But before I could hold the noodles, a chopstick fell from my hand to the table. Again, this time, I put my index finger and thumb on top and my middle finger on the bottom. Ha, that's right! What's wrong with not being able to clip vegetables? At this moment, I heard the teacher say to everyone, "Hold chopsticks with your right hand." Is it upside down? Oh, no. Which is left and which is right? While I was meditating, I looked at my classmate next to me, and I took it backwards! Finally, I wasted my efforts to get the chopsticks right and eat!

I hold a noodle with chopsticks and slowly move it to my mouth. But before I touched my lips, the noodles slipped into the bowl. Again, I picked up a noodle and sent it to my mouth again, but the result was still the same. Again, I dropped it. Again, I dropped it ... I completely lost my patience. No matter how much, I stretched out my chubby little hand directly to the rice bowl. I grabbed a handful of noodles and stuffed them into my mouth. It was delicious! One more, and I grabbed another handful of noodles and stuffed them into my mouth. My mouth is bulging, even my tongue and teeth are dizzy, and I swallow noodles directly into my stomach. The more I eat like this, the more interesting I feel. I eat and play with it. First, I take out two pieces from the bowl, then wrap them together and make a bow. When I get bored, I swallow them. I was having fun when I was suddenly startled by a roar: "Wang Yifan, what are you doing? I got the oil on someone else! " I was so scared that I turned around and just wanted to say sorry to the teacher, who burst out laughing. I was surprised. I looked in the mirror directly opposite and smiled myself. It turned out that when I was eating noodles, my face was stained because there was sauce on my hands and noodles. I thought it was a cat if I didn't look carefully!

As the days passed, I was still a child, but my mind grew. I won't do it again, but my childhood will be gone, but I will cherish the time full of laughter now.