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Deyunshe classic film

0 1. I lit a cigarette and smoked lonely.

02. Never fame and fortune, it is easy to get right and wrong.

03. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet.

04. Life can't turn back, but it can turn around.

05. Time has not spared me, and neither have I. ..

I may not hate you, but I will never forgive you!

07. pretend to be three points dementia to prevent death, and leave seven points to make a living.

08. Those who succeed early may not succeed, and those who arrive late may not fail.

09. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.

10. People's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.

1 1. Your friendship is now, and your life is now.

12. Elegance is not fake, grandson is fake.

13. People's aspirations will change with the change of positions.

14. It's all water, why should it be filled with alcohol? They're all perverts. Why pretend to be sheep?

15. You can't be sly under the stage, and you can't sing honestly on the stage.

16. You don't need dignity when you grow up. People should live with their hearts and faces.

17. Life is to make people laugh, and occasionally laugh at others.

18. I'm not afraid of being incompetent, but I'm afraid of being self-righteous.

19. Some people spray high-grade perfume, and I can smell the slag.

20. You think everyone is nice because you haven't met everyone.

2 1. In this life, people are not afraid of a long way, but they are afraid of nails in their shoes.

22. A little attention has made me understand that there are shoulders to rely on thousands of miles away.

23. If you think everyone has a good side, then you haven't met everyone.

24. The sea is shallow, the villain is deep, and he has never been famous, so it is easy to make mistakes.

25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

26. The mountain blocks the stone, and the river will flow eastward; Snow insults frost, and plum blossoms still bloom in the sun.

27. I work hard for everyone, and I may not get it if I work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose.

28. When children walk in the street, they can see their mother's skills by dressing up, and their father's upbringing by talking and doing things.

Throughout the ages, beggars have never asked for breakfast. If he can get up early, he won't have to beg.

30. In this world, everyone eats shit, but don't chew it. There is no shame in fighting with dogs and letting them pass first.