"Dish" Humor —— Classical Humor about Dish

"Dish" Humor —— Classical Humor about Dish

"Dish" Humor —— Classical Humor about Dish

1, market: In the stock market, I can create something to watch. Regardless of the ups and downs, it affects the hearts of countless investors. I am proud to be able to enter this position.

2. Sand table: To put it bluntly, it is a model. Strong stereoscopic impression, intuitive image, simple production, economy and practicality. It is not only widely used in the military, but also often appears in the civil field. Although it's fake, it's really useful.

3. Placenta: I am attached to a new life, and the growth and development of the fetus in the mother depends on me getting nutrition from the mother. Although my validity period is less than one year, I feel extremely honored to contribute to my new life.

4. Dial: I support clocks and meters, and it is my eternal pursuit to provide first-class data services for people's production and life.

5. Weighing plate: I have shouldered heavy responsibilities since I was born. Although I am a plate, I know the weight first.

6, real estate: My greatest skill is to let countless people find the feeling of going home, get married, have family fun, and the price is naturally high.

7.CD: I can tolerate words, images and music. My shining side records history. Please cherish me.

8. Keyboard: My biggest feature is that I dare to "light the key" and can stand playing. In my daily beating, I have made great contributions to the development of the times and the progress of society. (The joke is very funny)

9. Hard disk: Although my name is hard, my technology is more excellent. Because of its connotation and super memory, my core position in the computer is irreplaceable.

10, steering wheel: Although I often follow the owner around, I never get dizzy, because I know that driving safety is no small matter. I advise drivers to take good care of me and never deviate from the direction.

1 1. compass: since I was born, I have always maintained a firm and correct direction. It is because of my appearance that people won't have a joke that they can't find the North.

12, U disk: Although I am young, I am a fashionable and generous housekeeper. Putting things with me will definitely reassure the host.

13, chassis: I am the "bottom" of the car. Although I work at the bottom, I play a key role. The transmission, driving, steering and braking of the car are all my credit.

14, chessboard: Although my territory is small, it attracts chariots, war horses, elephants, generals and cannons, which have emerged in an endless stream since ancient times. From the commander to the engineer, without my help, they can't play any role, they can only be decoration.

15, Mopan: I am the ancestor of the flour mill, because the flour I grind has a unique flavor, and it is still exerting residual heat.