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It is very comfortable to spend a day at home during the holiday (6 sentences in common)
1. The leaves were still green when I went out last time, but it snowed when I went out again.
2. Someone asked me if I would be bored alone, and I said that I would be bored only if there were more people.
3. At home, you can't go out for a walk. It's really boring. Be a Mi Chong at home and be a pig.
4. Have a rest for a day and spend a day at home! It's really sad to eat popsicles all day without air conditioning!
5. You can cook by yourself at home, cook some delicious side dishes with a little wine, and experience happiness while tasting the dishes. Cooking is a simple matter. You don't need to have any superb skills to make exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, smart kitchen appliances are indispensable for free cooking. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not so difficult. They can help you make all kinds of delicious dishes, let you taste the fresh taste of food, and let the tip of your tongue and taste buds get rich and beautiful experiences, so that you can enjoy leisure time.
6. what should we do at home if we don't pay New Year's greetings this year? I know this is a long annual leave, but it will pass. I will wash my hands frequently, go out less and wear a mask.
7. It rains every day, and I can't go out every day. I stay at home either watching TV or eating fruit, and the whole person is going to be moldy at home.
8. staying at home for a day is nothing, but staying at home every day is awesome.
9. It's the first time I've lost so many days at home and done nothing.
1. I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air in the evening feels really cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars move without stopping for a moment.
11. Enjoy leisure time at home on rainy days.
12. Life is like a shower, with a wrong direction and hot water.
13. Dress up beautifully every day, but you can't go out to play.
14. If I disappear one day, please remember that I am at home.
15. After a day at home, I finally ran out in the dark, and I plan to eat another Dandan Noodles and barbecue later.
16. Spend a day at home. Eat and lie down, lie down and eat! Finally, it becomes lying down to eat!
17. I don't want to go out to play at all! It's an ideal life to stay at home like this every day!
18. After a day at home, when can procrastination be defeated?
19. I'm bored, my children are noisy, I can't finish cooking, and I can't finish cleaning up housework. How can life become like this? Adjust yourself, adjust your life and let yourself be quiet.
2. I am a person who likes staying at home very much, but I feel particularly sour after staying at home for a long time, so I have to go out for a walk. After walking for a few steps, my body will not feel sour, and my pain will start again ... A very comfortable holiday at home (Part 2)
21. Happy May Day, whether you work overtime, relax on vacation or stay at home. I hope everyone in Dagu can adjust to the next two-thirds of 219.
22. I spent a day at home this weekend, feeling groggy.
23. The more I paint, the more I collapse. I can never paint the feeling I want. I always feel that I haven't worked hard enough and need to decompress after I haven't been out for several days.
24. Man, you must go out more, or you won't know how comfortable it is to stay at home. This is a joke and a portrayal of most people. However, every holiday or leisure time, I always feel that there is a strong force in my back, trying to push me out of the door. I think, holidays should be: let life belong to life and work belong to work. I wish you all a true and false May Day.
25. It feels so good to be quiet. Tired life needs a gentle dream. I have been at home for a long time, and I feel that the days when I used to go out all the time are quite tired, which is a different kind of fatigue.
26. Growing up is a cruel awakening process of constantly finding yourself cheated.
27. people should go out for a walk more, otherwise they have no idea how cool it is to play mobile phones at home!
28. "Home" is a realm of life or an attitude towards life.
29. During the epidemic, I stayed at home and listened to Mao Mao's songs, which suddenly made me feel a kind of sustenance. I was very quiet and didn't feel bored. Anyway, I enjoyed my life now.
3. If you don't get out of the main gate, you can't get through the second gate.
31. staying at home, thinking a lot quietly, and cooking has made a qualitative leap. This feeling is really beautiful.
32. One's movie, one's life, one's missing, one's thinking about one.
33. Watermelon+air conditioner+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ ice cream = all summer.
34. I haven't been out for several days. Every day at home, I just eat and sleep. Is that bad?
35. It's quite economical to stay at home for entertainment now. Internet fee+electricity fee, plus a film and television membership fee at most, will be enough. There will be more and more people staying at home in the future.
36. Be sure to be by her side. Don't tell me to run away. I don't know how to run away.
37. Hello, everyone. It's okay if it's not good. Whatever. I'm getting bored. What about you?
38. After the epidemic, will there be a group of mental diseases? I am bored at home and have discovered a lot of my skills.
39. Many people like lazy time very much. They are free to rest without pressure or worry, and do what they like in a free state, regardless of other people's opinions. However, it may be difficult to enjoy the lazy time outside. There are cars coming and going outside, all kinds of noise and noise, which makes it difficult to calm people down and make time quiet and leisurely. But at home, it's different. It's a wonderful experience to close the doors and windows, keep the noise out, and enjoy a quiet time alone without any interruption. The warm environment and warm atmosphere at home can easily make people immerse themselves in it, enjoy a good life at home and get more happiness. Although the space at home is not as big as that outside, and there are so many things that can be done, there is a unique world at home. In their own nest, people can be more free and do many things they like. For example, when you are in a bad mood, you can sleep at home, and when you wake up, you will forget a lot of troubles, or when you feel bored, you can also tease your pets at home and play happily with them.
4. Eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, is my present living condition. A very comfortable day at home during the holiday (Part III)
41. I can't go out and make cakes at home. I can't bear to look directly at the finished products. Only my son still gives me face like this, but I am worried in my heart, so I am afraid that he will have diarrhea!
42. Stay at home all day, light a candle and get to work.
43. It's nice to be home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl.
44. I want to surf the Internet when I am at home, but it is more boring when I surf the Internet.
45. Don't covet the outdoor scenery, let it sing birds and drift clouds.
46. I really enjoyed the holiday.
47. Talking about the mood of staying at home on weekends-Yunqi. com
48. On the first day of the holiday, I made breakfast and lunch, cleaned the balcony, watered the flowers and plants, assembled the newly bought flower stand, watched variety shows and brushed my mobile phone, and planned to go for a run later. It was quite fulfilling to stay at home all day!
49. It's so boring. Did you go out to play together? I haven't been out for several days. Do your friends in Beijing have an appointment?
5. The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I made a plan to study very early, and this quiet first month made me full of achievements.
51. It's a holiday, that is, people are everywhere they go. So a holiday is suitable for staying at home. Fat house is me!
52. Talk about the mood of staying at home on weekends
53. Drinking tea is a very good way to slow down and rest. No matter how tired you are in life, just sit down and have a quiet cup of tea, and you will be exhausted. At present, the epidemic situation will relieve boredom, nourish your body and improve your immunity.
54. Protecting your health is the most important thing, and you are as timid as a mouse.
55. If you are bored at home, let's play games!
56. I don't listen to what's going on in the world, and I just read the sage books.
57. I don't want to wash my hair at home. I haven't washed my hair and haven't gone out for several days.
58. Have a good meal at home when you can't go out.
59. A day at home is really a job. Tidy up the dresser, tidy up the basket, read some books, do sports, watch a movie at night and have a dream.
6. I'm moldy at home, and I have the urge to go out in an instant! Talk in a circle of friends who spend a day at home on weekends
Talk in a circle of friends who spend a day at home on weekends (Part 1)
1. Fortunately, I brought a suit of sports equipment home, staying at home during the special Spring Festival, strengthening exercise and strengthening my physique.
2. staying at home, thinking a lot quietly, and cooking has made a qualitative leap. This feeling is really beautiful.
3. Stay at home honestly and live the simplest primitive life.
4. Without this epidemic, I didn't know I was a chef
5. I can't go out and eat chicken at home. Teammates are also very polite. The key is that the call quality is good and it is not noisy.
6. I think the present situation is quite good. I like staying at home, but I don't have any friends. Should I change or continue my present life, or I haven't met any friends who like staying at home as much as I do?
7. Actually, I've been staying at home these days. If I don't reply to the message in seconds, it's probably because I don't want to talk to you.
8. I am here alone, and I work here repeatedly, just like living here repeatedly. Boring and boring, the only change is the passage of time.
9. One's movie, one's life, one's missing, one's thinking about one.
1. A pajamas, carry the whole Spring Festival.
11. Paint makeup for two hours, then take a selfie and take it off.
12. I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air in the evening feels really cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars move without stopping for a moment.
13. At home, you can't go out for a walk. It's really boring. Be a Mi Chong at home and be a pig.
14. I'm bored, my children are noisy, I can't finish cooking, and I can't finish cleaning up housework. How can life become like this? Adjust yourself, adjust your life and let yourself be quiet.
15. Dress up beautifully every day, but you can't go out to play.
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17. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I got a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to wear makeup or wash my hair.
18. You can cook by yourself at home, cook some delicious side dishes with a little wine, and experience happiness while tasting the dishes. Cooking is a simple matter. You don't need to have any superb skills to make exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, smart kitchen appliances are indispensable for free cooking. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not so difficult. They can help you make all kinds of delicious dishes, let you taste the fresh taste of food, and let the tip of your tongue and taste buds get rich and beautiful experiences, so that you can enjoy leisure time.
19. A person is in a good state. He reads when he wants to read, sleeps when he is tired, stays quiet for a while if he doesn't want to contact anyone, and goes out for a trip or stays at home.
2. Obey and continue to stay at home, and protect yourself. Talk in a circle of friends who spend a day at home on weekends (Part II)
21. We stay at home quietly and don't add chaos to society. For more than 2 days, we have eliminated impetuousness and desire, and stayed with my family, the people I love and the people who love me. How nice!
22. I like staying at home. I watch TV, do housework and raise flowers every day. I am so happy.
23. Many people like lazy time very much. They are free to rest without pressure or worry, and do what they like in a free state, regardless of other people's opinions. However, it may be difficult to enjoy the lazy time outside. There are cars coming and going outside, all kinds of noise and noise, which makes it difficult to calm people down and make time quiet and leisurely. But at home, it's different. It's a wonderful experience to close the doors and windows, keep the noise out, and enjoy a quiet time alone without any interruption. The warm environment and warm atmosphere at home can easily make people immerse themselves in it, enjoy a good life at home and get more happiness. Although the space at home is not as big as that outside, and there are so many things that can be done, there is a unique world at home. In their own nest, people can be more free and do many things they like. For example, when you are in a bad mood, you can sleep at home, and when you wake up, you will forget a lot of troubles, or when you feel bored, you can also tease your pets at home and play happily with them.
24. I'm bored at home and afraid to go to work. I hope the epidemic will get better soon and the people can live and work in peace and contentment!
25. I found that the essence of a dead house is that I have no sense of rest when I go out for an outing, and I can only get back to my blood if I don't do anything at home
26. I like to stay at home alone, watching the lights dim outside and drinking my own wine without thinking about it.
27. The holiday has finally come, so you can lie at home.
28. Stay at home all day, light a candle and get to work.
29. The news only informs people to wash their hands frequently, but when they are asked to wash their hair and face, they are afraid to wash it, for fear of violating the regulations.
3. I haven't worn a bra for more than half a month. I wear pajamas with slippers every day.
31. Idle is idle anyway, so why not build a WeChat group to sing?
32. I am either extremely busy all day or moldy at home, which is really polarized.
33. It's a nice day, comfortable sunshine, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.
34. I'm bored to death at home every day, and I can't go out for a walk. My treadmill will be started.
35. I have slept too long and want to go out for a walk.
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