Yi Le: A joke of the former Soviet Union: Who are the people?

An American reporter asked the old Soviet peasant: All power belongs to the Soviet people. What right do you have now Old farmer: No, because I'm not human. Reporter: Who is that people? Old farmer: I think Comrade Stalin's father should be the people. Reporter: How do you know? Old farmer: Because Comrade Stalin said he was the son of the people.