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What is the drama of the new princess Zhu Huan 1 32? I want both.
Xia Ziwei and Jinsuo, from Daming Lake, Jinan, rushed to Beijing for their relatives. In order to meet the beam master of Zongren House, he resolutely stopped the sedan chair in the street, but was beaten by the guards with disorderly sticks. Swallow, Liu Qing and Liu Hong, brothers and sisters who performed in the market, saw the weak woman's suffering and immediately saw that the road was uneven and drew their swords to help her. Unfortunately, Swallow and others were defeated, but they formed an indissoluble bond with Wei Zi. Everyone was healing at the water's edge. Swallow vowed to avenge Liang's death, and indicated that if he had to see Liang's death, he might as well attend Liang's 50th birthday next month 15. On Liang Zhu's birthday, the guests crowded at the door. Wei Zi and Jin Suo suddenly saw Swallow and Liu Qing and Liu Hong. They disguised themselves to attend the party and took Wei Zi and Jin Suo to Fu Liang, so everyone caused a thrilling silver ingot war in Fu Liang. Wei Zi saw the swallows make a scene in Fu Liang. This process is full of surprises and fun. There were so many things to see that she was scared out of her wits ... Swallow didn't get any benefits, but she proudly ruined Liang's birthday. The third time, Wei Zi met the swallow in the market square. When Wei Zi was intoxicated with the clever stunt of the swallow, her personal luggage was taken away by robbers. Swallows are quick-witted, and Liu Qing and Liu Hong immediately chase the robbers. Although all the tricks were destroyed, she still kept Wei Zi's luggage-a keepsake from Wei Zi's biological father to her mother. The Swallow felt the wonderful fate with Wei Zi and proudly invited Wei Zi Jinsuo back to the Painting Academy. Finally, he invited Wei Zijin to lock up in the painting academy and held a good meeting and a party. Since then, Wei Zi and Jin Suo have also joined the street life of the Academy. Half a month later, on the streets of Beijing, I saw swallows performing strange tricks vividly on the stage. Wei Zi and Jin Suo have already devoted themselves to street performances, greeting guests skillfully and rewarding them. In the bustling market, a foreigner named Benjamin suddenly appeared. He is deeply curious about the style and performance of swallows. He took out his brush and tried to capture the swallows' spirits, but the swallows were full of doubts about Benjamin's strange behavior, and a burst of hostility surged up, and their eyes could not help burning. .............................................................................................
Swallow misunderstood that Benmingjie had come to kick the pavilion to make trouble. In a rage, she got into a fight with Ben Ming Jie, and Liu Qing came to help protect the swallows. The three of them struggled to discover that Benjamin knew China Kung Fu and Chinese. Even though Benjamin tried to explain that he was only painting, he was still a scholar who had seen soldiers, so he was not sure. As a result, there was an incredible commotion in the street, and the little swallow's trick was completely messed up in this commotion, and the situation almost got out of control ... Swallow and Wei Zi hit it off and got along well, and Jin Lan became righteous under the witness of Liu Qing, Liu Hong, Jin Suo and the painting school, old and young. Wei Zi was unprepared for the sincerity of the swallow. On the night after the oath, she told the swallow about her life without reservation. It tells the story of the poetic encounter between Xia and Yu He ... Time jumps back to nineteen years ago, when Gan Long first met in the rain. How they fell in love because of Yu He's talent, how they met each other, how Gan Long left an oath, made a promise, how he left in the heavy snow, and how Yu He chased Gan Long's carriage ... This story deeply shocked the swallow. Only then did I know that I once worshipped a girl. In addition, in the quiet palace, there are two handsome teenagers in white, one is the charming and personable May 7th, the other is Lang Shining's apprentice and court painter Benjamin, and he is also a foreign devil who fights with swallows in this street. Yongqi and Benmingjie are practicing western swords in the courtyard of Ruyi Pavilion, and they are in full swing. As we all know, Benjamin is about to suffer, and the two of them are still in full swing. Seeing that the cliff was unattainable, Wei Zi decided to give Xiaoyan the token and let her take it to the paddock to see Qianlong. Gan Long led a group of people to Mulan paddock and launched an exciting large-scale Royal Hunt operation. Yong Qi, Ben Mingjie, Fourcand, the bodyguard of the imperial command, and Fourtet, the capital of Yong Qi class, were all rewarded by Gan Long in this hunting competition, and they were very excited. Everyone is running wildly on the grassland. Yongqi did not hesitate to shoot at the prey in front, but unfortunately she hit the swallow with a crape myrtle token. When Qianlong saw the injured swallow and the token on her body, she was dumbfounded and stunned! Also shocked is Benjamin, a street performer who fought with himself, how he appeared in the paddock, causing such a big reaction from Qianlong ... Episode III.
Qianlong returned to the palace with the injured swallow in dismay. Wei Zi and Jin Suo, who lost contact with the swallow outside the paddock, saw the royal team in a hurry and talked with the masses. They were very worried and asked about the whereabouts of the swallow everywhere in the street. Ganlong told the doctor too much to take care of the swallow's injury. Yongqi feels guilty about his accidental injury, but Benjamin is full of curiosity and doubt about swallows. Although they have their own worries, they are equally anxious and enthusiastic to save the dying swallows. So the two rushed to the imperial pharmacy to seek the best medical skills in the palace, and the most legendary doctor Changshou went out to treat swallows. Longevity is eccentric, slovenly and fearless of power. Yongqi and Ben coaxed each other, and then Dr. Longevity was taken to the palace to treat the swallow's injury. Your princess was overjoyed when she was surprised at the doctor's longevity. However, the longevity of medical skill makes the sick swallow conscious after three or two times. When Yong Qi and Ben Mingjie saw this scene, they ignited the hope of joy. The appearance of swallows made Qianlong fall into the memory of eighteen years ago, and his mind and dreams were filled with the call of Yu He and the desolation of parting from the snow. The princess understood Qianlong's mind and took care of the swallow wholeheartedly. Wei Zi Jinsuo was so worried about losing the swallow that she had to turn to Liu Qing and Liu Hong to find the swallow's whereabouts. Benmingjie also went out of the palace to investigate the attempt and origin of the swallow breaking into the paddock alone. Two people passed by in the wrong way, and neither got anything. In order to find out the origin of the swallow, the queen and Sister Rong specially came to the swallow's sickbed to watch. The queen stopped everyone and wanted to have a closer look at the swallow. A few cruel words were heard by the newly awake swallow, and she couldn't help but suddenly open her eyes and glared at the queen, making her take three steps back. The queen thought the swallow was playing dead, overheard her conversation and ordered Sister Rong to try her life? The vicious Mammy Rong stepped forward and gave the swallow a hard twist on the leg. The swallow was very scared and shouted for help. Your princess hurried into the door, but the queen angered your princess for her poor care and gave the swallow nightmares. To the princess's horror, the queen has left with Mammy Rong. When the Queen and the Swallow met for the first time, they threw a battle that was incompatible with each other in the future. Qianlong took good care of the swallow. Under the sincere and warm care of the imperial concubine, the swallow completely melted into the loving warmth of Qianlong and became an irresistible fake. The fourth episode
The queen was extremely suspicious of the appearance of the swallow and went to visit with Sister Rong. However, when the swallow is doing something important, it is difficult for the swallow to defecate because she has been lying in bed for many days. The ladies-in-waiting were busy greeting the swallow to go to the toilet, but the swallow casually tasted the fragrant dates used to plug his nose, and finally let the jujube stones in his mouth hit Sister Rong in the face. This meeting once again made the queen and the swallow incompatible. Your princess prepared a rich table of dishes, trying to make the recovered swallow full, but this dazzling array of three treasures seafood surprised the swallow and fully appreciated the luxury of the palace, especially the tongue twister-like dishes, which made the swallow full of paste and unable to eat. Finally in a bird's nest, I was furious. It turns out that everything in the palace has been eaten up, even the bird's nest has not been spared ... This meal has made many ladies-in-waiting and your princess laugh. Seeing that the swallow doesn't know much, your princess seriously warned her that her space has been confirmed by Qianlong. If you make a mistake and get caught, the crime of deceiving the monarch is so heinous that you will definitely lose your head. The swallow secretly complained that she didn't know how to return this space to Wei Zi. For the first time in her life, Swallow took a delicious hot bath under the service of the maid-in-waiting, but at the insistence of Swallow's dressing, she even added a small coat (underwear) to her coat, which made the visiting queen seize the opportunity and make a lot of ridicule. Gan Long was dumbfounded, which made the princess sweat ... Swallow knew he had made a joke, but a wonderful explanation made Gan Long laugh! Seeing that Qianlong indulged the swallow so much, the queen gnashed her teeth ... The princess took the recovering swallow around the imperial garden, and the swallow was full of curiosity and surprise like a bird flying out of the cage. Also made a lot of jokes in all kinds of curiosity. Unfortunately, when I was in the garden, I met Yongqi, Benjamin and Ertai. When the swallow saw Ben Ming Jie, she was stunned. Painting her in the street, knowing her, is obviously a person who will make her lose her head. She turned and ran away, but Yongqi stopped her. She looked intently at Yongqi, but the shooter was more flustered ... A rush of running and fleeing, and the princess who came after her was beaten to pieces ... The princess introduced Yongqi, Benmingjie and E Ertai to the swallow, and the swallow was more worried about her own safety. When they were chatting in the garden, the swallow threw Benjamin's most precious picture book into the pond in order to destroy the handle image in his hand, which surprised everyone.
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