Short double reed, hurry up! ! ! ! !

Author: Maxine Lin

A&B: Bow on the stage!

Answer: (Turn on the fan as a mirror, look in the mirror, appreciate yourself and show admiration from time to time)

B: (I can't watch it anymore) Why? Are you a narcissist?

Seriously, what do you think of me?

B: What about you?

A: ㄟ

What does it look like?

A: That's right!

Let me see! (carefully looking at A back and forth, A makes a pretense of being natural and unrestrained) You! It looks like ... (think of it, the first one is not good, the content depends on the characteristics of the performer)

A: Bah! How do you talk?

Why do you ask this question?

A: I didn't realize that I was cute and charming until today. Even the policewoman in charge of traffic can't escape my charm.

What do you mean?

Do you know that I just bought a new wolf 125?

I know!

I woke up this morning, and the weather was fine. I feel refreshed. I rode my new wolf 125 on the street. When I came to the intersection of Wufeng Road and Zhongshan Road, I saw the green light. It's now or never. When I was ready to turn left at full throttle, the policewoman in charge of traffic made a V-shaped gesture to me with a faint smile. ...

B: Oh!

A: I paused, quickly braked and looked around. Is there anyone else? Maybe I read it wrong!

B: Oh!

A: I was just about to step on the gas pedal and continue riding when the beautiful policewoman made another V-shaped gesture to me. ...

What about you?

A: I think, since people appreciate me so much, I can't be too stranger! So, I tried my best to suck milk and put on the cutest posture. (Put your hand on your temple and pretend to be cute)

B: Ew! (vomiting)

What's that noise?

B: Sorry! You have no choice! (Calm down) And then what?

A: How rude! then what I saw the smile on the policewoman's face freeze on her face in an instant, and then she shouted at me: "Sir! Turn left twice! 」

B: Hey! Hahaha! (B suddenly laughs, A looks at him with complaining eyes, and B converges) Sorry! You go on!

A: Suddenly, all the cars at the intersection stopped. For a moment, time seemed to stand still. Everyone looked at me, even the dogs on the road and the birds in the air.

B: So awesome? and then

A: Just like you! Ha ha ha ha! (A&B laugh together) I have never been so humiliated in my life.

B: All right! All right! This is not bad for you! Riding a motorcycle without turning left twice was scolded by the policewoman at most! I will be miserable!

A: Oh! What happened? Tell me about it!

B: Hmm! It's boring to say that, simple! Let's try something new to make the story more interesting!

A: OK! What's new?

Tell you what! You play with me, I play with you! You do as I say.

(b hiding behind the desk)

A: Oh! What do you mean? (looking confused)

I got up early today. I rode the newly bought Wolf 125 wandering in the street, singing "I rode my motorcycle. I want to go to the end of the road, no one to accompany me ... "

(a) Jumping merrily with the song)

B: (While singing, he came out from behind the table and hit his nails with a fan) Hey! Your understanding is very low!

A: Why?

B: Can you "double spring"?

A: Me? If I tell you cross talk, will I not understand the double reed?

B: just do it if you can! I make a sound, you do the action!

A: OK, OK, OK! I will try my best!

B: Don't try! Be accurate!

A: OK, OK, OK! I will try!

B: don't try your best. Want 100%! It's a game now, you know?

A: Oh!

B: You will say to the judges, "Excuse me! I'll try! " Do you like it? Come on!

A: All right! All right!

B: (When the joke of "double reed" begins, B makes a sound and A makes a gesture to his mouth) "I got up early today and decided to ride my new wolf125 ..."

A: (Back to the original role, grabbing words) You also bought a new wolf 125?

B: (stands up angrily) Don't talk!

A: Sorry! Go!

B: "So, I decided to ride my new wolf 125 and wander the streets ..." (B didn't talk for a long time)

A: (doing the action of riding a motorcycle trailer) Hey! Why is it so slow?

B: Excuse me! I'm thinking about words.

A: (stands up) Hello! It's sour!

B: OK, OK, OK! Go! (Continue to play "Double Spring") "So, I decided to ride my newly bought Wolf 125 on the street, and I took out my beloved one."