A small collection of humorous sayings. Use humor when speaking and demonstrate high emotional intelligence.

The following are some humorous little collections that can help you show high emotional intelligence and sense of humor in your daily life:

1. A friend asks you to make a pair, first couplet: Hero The sword is not old yet, the second line says: My charm is still there. How should you answer?

You can answer: "I, a mediocre person, am really trying to make a match, but the second line I made is: The beauty's face is always there, and the father's wisdom is still there."

2. In the evening, you were chatting with a friend in a bar, and your friend asked you: "What do you think is true friendship?"

You can answer: "True friendship is that you obviously don't like pigs, but You will still eat with pigs."

3. At a party, someone asks you: "What is your favorite color?"

You can answer: "My favorite color." My favorite color is gold in the bank.”

4. A friend asks you where you can find happiness.

You can answer: "Happiness? Well, you have to ask about 'unhappiness', because I always see him 'unfortunately'."

5. You Attending a party with your boss and your boss drinks and drives, how should you remind him?

You can say: "Boss, you gave me the car keys when I drove to the party, but I think you should keep the keys because we all know what a 'key' is - that's 'Qualification' to do only one thing."

6. When a friend asks you to comment on his new hairstyle, how should you say it?

You can say: "This haircut suits you so well because you finally look like a human with hair."

7. Someone asks you about the most important thing in life What is it?

You could answer: "Look in the mirror every morning and say, 'Hey! Today looks like another million-dollar day.'"

8. Someone asks you What is your greatest achievement in life?

You can answer: "My greatest achievement is that I didn't become my dad when I was 20 years old."

The above is a collection of humorous quotes, I hope they can inspire you A sense of humor makes you more popular and popular in your daily life. Remember, humor is a form of expression that can help you communicate and engage with others better.