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Interesting talk about dieters eating supper (selected 36 sentences)

1, eat snack early to avoid gaining weight. 1 The concept of eating goods is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious. 1 I am so hungry that I want to eat marinated noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

2. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay? I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood. It's crayfish season again. I miss this delicious food and the people who have eaten crayfish with me several times.

3. Humor about eating supper barbecue and making friends circle (I) Stick out your tongue and shout spicy, lick your hands and miss the delicious spicy crayfish. This is a prosperous day. Let's lose weight after this meal. Healthy and delicious crayfish, Amy's old food. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.

4. People who think about losing weight every day just have a mouth to eat! Keep a backup of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night! Go to work alone, get off work alone, eat snacks alone, sleep alone and get up alone.

Remember that this fish and shrimp will become history in three seconds. Clean the pot, no water, no firewood. Fat and delicate, it is better to be thin and exactly the same. A glass of red wine solves a thousand worries, and a paragraph tells the truth. Going home for dinner is the only criterion to test happiness.

6. I am a foodie, I will say it myself. Why do fools call themselves foodies? You can't just eat, you have to rob! The so-called eating goods means having nothing to do when you are full. People are bound to die, either starve to death or die. As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.