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The classic healing system is a sign language, and the word is pearl jade. Read the truth and realize the true meaning.
2. Facing is not necessarily the most sad. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. It may not last long to get it. Lose, not necessarily no longer have.
There will always be some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept it, not miss it.
4. No expectations, no guesses, no questions, no requirements. Let nature take its course, because destiny takes a hand's things will happen.
Sometimes, if you have the courage to ask why, you will solve many natural problems.
6. Some things always need to be said by yourself, because many times the other person doesn't understand your thoughts, and in the end it is often disappointment and pain.
7. The worst function of money is to corrode feelings, and the best function is to identify friends and love.
8. Kind people always feel that they have done something wrong by refusing others, while some people feel that you owe her three points if you help her seven points.
9. Don't tell others about your misfortune. You are telling your story, and they are listening to jokes.
10. Sometimes, the heart that the eyes can't see can see; Sometimes, you give the simplest advice to others, but it is the hardest to do it yourself.
1 1. The most important thing in the world is not where we are, but where we are going.
12. Don't completely deny yourself because of a temporary setback. You may not be the most perfect, but you are certainly not as bad as you think.
13. Things in the world are often like this. At that time, it was just a memory, and a few years later.
14. Don't say that the opportunity has never appeared, it has appeared many times, but you are reluctant to let go of what you are holding, and you have no hand to seize it.
15. Don't try to understand everything, because sometimes things are not for understanding, but for accepting.
16. Too much disappointment will block the heart and block the sunshine, so you can save everything, but disappointment can't. You have to try to digest it.
17. Those things that can be found have never been lost; Those lost things may never really be owned.
18. My vision for the future is probably like this. My family is safe, but there are only a few friends. People I like will accompany me for a long time. Don't regret the past, and be more and more brave about the future.
19. At first we came to this world because we had to come; We finally left this world because we had to leave.
20. Life is meeting again and again. This is all fate. There is no good or bad, no right or wrong. Fate is coming, treat each other well; When fate is over, we will be apart.
These classic love quotations are full of words.
1. Romance means that when the plot is staged, we really feel the beauty you gave me and the smile I gave you. Romance is what we recall after a long time. I quietly told you what I already knew, and then you looked at me with reproachful eyes. I was so happy.
Marriage is like a marathon. Love only brings people to the starting point. Harsh midway running can destroy almost everything. You must have super endurance to get to the end.
Before you choose your lover, you should choose the person who is emotionally stable and calm. In this way, you won't lose yourself because of his joy or anger, frustration or anger, and keep your sadness in your heart for a long time. We can go further hand in hand.
4. When meeting, please learn to be grateful; When you love each other, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please smile when you say goodbye; Because once you turn around, you may never meet again. You don't know which intersection, you will get separated.
5, your love, if, unhappy, if, unhappy, then let go, some loss is doomed, some fate will never have a result. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, love her.
6. Love creates another life for us in our life. It makes us live in another world. Compared with that world, the real world is mixed and chaotic. Love gives our souls a glimpse of the magic and beauty of life.
7. No one is perfect. Long-term lovers can accept defects and learn to cherish each other. One of the biggest challenges you may face as a partner is learning to get along with all kinds of shortcomings. At every stage of the relationship, two people need to know that you can love and cherish each other even if things are not satisfactory.
8. Beautiful love is a kind of fate, from which beautiful flower of life can be created. Love warms the cold heart and makes the ordinary soul ignite the yearning for truth, goodness and beauty. However, this flower needs careful cultivation. Only in this way can we bloom beautifully.
9. Life is too vast to have a real meeting. People walking on the same road are intertwined in many directions. I finally decided that it was not this touching street that made me sad, but that I didn't know when to say goodbye to you and then I really never saw you again.
10, two lovers must break up. Because we have been together for a long time, we will ignore each other's advantages and find fault with trivial shortcomings. The longer we spend together, the more we ignore the beauty. So an occasional quarrel is the mediator of love.
165438+ I like those times when there are always tears.
12, love, at first it looked like a gorgeous dress, dazzling, but thorns all over the road scratched it and ravaged it. Although they sewed and sewed and mended along the way, is this love still the original love? When Plato's ideal of love rose to mid-air, it was already shattered.
13, I forgot when I started to like lying alone in bed and pressing buttons on my mobile phone; I forget when we started to refresh our mood with Weibo. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a kind of concern; I forgot when it became a habit to forward Weibo. It turns out that mobile phones can fill the emptiness in my heart, and lonely people can't live without mobile phones.
14, people always don't want to be forever; Not eager for tomorrow; Not greedy for money; Don't degenerate life. I want a down-to-earth love state, and I want someone to count the stars in the sky with me; I want you to snuggle up to me and wait for the dawn with me! If you love, don't say pain; If you love, don't say it doesn't matter. At present, everything is an agreement between you and me in this life. Agreed life, agreed dawn.
15, what is romance? Is it a flower? Or walking in the rain? If two people love each other, everything can be romantic, even if they miss each other quietly, they will feel romantic. Otherwise, even if two people date on the moon, they won't feel romantic.
16, there will always be one person or some people. Years later, when you think of him, you will silently say to yourself and say to him, "You are not worthy of my infatuation at all."
17, every blooming flower has experienced wind, frost, rain and snow, every sword has been honed, and every positive result of love has to go through difficulties and hardships. However, some people have gone through a lot of hardships, even flowers have been forged into four levels, but love has not been completed in the end.
18, people who love you must be respected. I love you for a reason. Pay more attention when accepting, but don't cheat others' feelings. This is wealth that you can't buy with money. Remember: to despise others' feelings is to despise yourself, and to love others is a virtue.
19, male and female age: Xiao Wu, Ren Qing; Female junior, good temper; Female junior, male officer; Female second child, born Bao Er; Female primary school one, living in the capital; If you are the same age, you will always be rich. Female freshman, wearing jinyi; Female sophomore, born as a child; Female school girl, holding a golden brick; Female senior, happy event; Female big five, get rich quickly; In the sixth year, she has been eating meat; Female seven is an idle wife; Eight girls, everything happens for a reason; Nine women, long people.
20. When those handsome guys say "I love you the way you are", what he said is not her messy hair and habit of losing things, but her determination and optimism to change herself-because these energies are what he felt and touched him.
2 1. A couple with a combined age of 2 15 was recognized as the oldest centenarian couple in China by the Gerontology Society of China. Speaking of his wife, Yang said, "She has been very kind to me all her life, and now she cooks for me." His wife Jin said, "I married 16 years old. If he is good to me, I will accompany him for a lifetime. " Let all love declarations be so pale and powerless.
Honey, you said that if one person left first, the rest of them would be an empty wax figure, and there was no point in living. What else did you say? You called me a coward and didn't even give me a dream. I'll jump with fear.
23. Most women think that men are most attractive when they are serious, whether they are working, playing or having sex with women in bed. Give your girlfriend more respect, especially when there are many people. Just bossing your girlfriend around will only make people think that you have no taste.
I don't know why I like you so much. I like you in any space and from any angle, because you are my lover, my life, my sense of security to see you in the future, and an irreplaceable emotional exchange.
25. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest. Being a pair of lovers means that their love begins in winter and they must be patient. This is not an easy task, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young.
26. Time is passing, and so is yesterday. When we cross that road, we will look back. At the beginning, persistence and persistence were all wishful thinking in the depths of our emotions. Learn to give up what doesn't belong to you as soon as possible. This is a life strategy and wisdom.
27, love a person to love her strengths, love her shortcomings, love her pride, love her inferiority. The furthest distance in this world is not the distance between hearts, nor that you don't know that I love you when I am by your side, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love. Love you is not long, but life is enough.
28, your world, nobody cares; In his world, you were exiled. You really like it, so you extend your sincere hand and let it be ignored and trampled. Close your eyes and think you can forget, but the tears you shed can't fool yourself.
29. Love is hard to describe in words. Some people say that love is bitter, but everyone expects it. Some people say that love is sweet, but they shed tears for him. The bitterness of love, only oneself slowly experience.
30. Many things are always experienced before they are understood. Just like feelings, you don't know how to protect yourself until you have suffered; After stupidity, we know how to persist and give up in time, and gradually know ourselves in gain and loss. In fact, life does not need this meaningless persistence. Learning to give up makes life very simple. There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.
3 1, male and female: woman-the most proud thing is not how many men you have. But how many women are her men willing to refuse for her? Men-the proudest thing is not how many women have slept with. But to have a woman who is willing to let him sleep for a lifetime. Turn if you agree!
32. I had a dream, which was so beautiful and tragic. Let me experience true love and shake my heart. It hurts so much that I can't breathe. When I woke up, I cried and cried with heartache. But this is a dream, not love.
33. There was a person who loved and ended; There is a saying that you will regret it; If there is a wound, it will be numb after the pain; There is a heart that will break when shaken; A love, if too deep, will end; An intersection, if too difficult, is the wrong choice.
34. Crazy love can't make love last. Only by establishing a calm and harmonious intimate relationship can we have a healthy and lasting love.
35, while I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's cherish each other in the young age when we haven't learned to calculate accurately!
The classic love story of Zhuyu
1, there will always be someone who will often ask around in a roundabout way about your news and want to know how you have been recently. There will always be someone who values your memories of each other more than yourself and can't bear to part with it. He said nothing and was willing to do too much for you.
2. Love is a flower that blooms after midnight, beautiful and lonely. Hope for warmth but fear of injury, like roses, like roses, all have their own different beauty.
3. When girls are picky about all kinds of picky children, it is the most deadly to distinguish between right and wrong and positive and negative attitudes. In fact, what a girl wants is not what she wants you to buy or do for her, but what she wants, even if she is willful and unreasonable.
I think that when two people are together, there is no bondage, no entanglement and no possession. When dusk comes, we can walk hand in hand along a road until it gets dark and there is no end. ...
Love is a process in which a person becomes more and more indecisive. Once in love, more decisive people begin to make up their minds. Every small decision will feel like a matter for two people. If a person keeps saying that he loves you, he simply refuses to accommodate you. Don't believe this.
She really knows that she is wrong in love. She always thinks that a perfect love is just a bunch of fireworks in the lonely sky. Perhaps, after the end of this love, her sky will be suddenly enlightened. Perhaps, this has always been her love. That man doesn't understand love and is not qualified to say love.
7. People who have never been lovelorn don't understand love, and people who have never been frustrated don't understand life. True friendship is not rhetoric, but holding your hand at a critical moment. Friends who walk around you all day and make you a little happy are not necessarily real friends. And those who seem far away, in fact, have been paying attention to you and doing things for you silently when you need them, are true friends.
8. Nine manifestations of men's deep love for women: 1. When you are sad, he will be upset; 2. If you are happy, he is happy; He often buys things for you, but he is reluctant to buy them for himself; 4. He usually does what you want; 5. He takes care of your family; 6. He sometimes gets angry, but he doesn't quarrel and will communicate in time in the future; 7. He pays great attention to your feelings; 8. He always praises you in front of friends and relatives; 9. He is so honest that he will hardly lie to you.
I prayed to the desert. A dry soul is soaked in the water, and how many imaginary pens, ink and reflections flock to it, breeding a series of virtual shadows, echoing into countless arcs like a mirror, dreaming and dreaming, but I can't find you.
10, the autumn of that day, in exchange for future promotion. Then the pain at that time was worth it. All endless love is an experience after all. At that moment, your heart was broken, and you were on the run, but you could only get up, dry your tears and move on.
1 1. But now, when flirting, how many couples always want to go out to watch movies and eat, get bored with everything, and constantly compress the time for being alone and self-growth. When they are tired, tired and separated. So what's left?
12, if two people can still do what friends do after breaking up, that means I want you to remember me; If I don't see you again after two people break up and say loudly that I hate you, that means I don't want to leave you; If we disappear into each other's world after two people break up, it means that I really love you.
13, people often order songs on the radio, hoping that their loved ones can hear them. The possibility of hearing is extremely small, but there are always miracles. Some people say that love is a high fever, but to be precise, love is a miracle. There is no more typical miracle in life than love.
14, you met me, I met you, this is the fate of not looking back. Maybe you have looked for it countless times and have been disappointed countless times. Started to shake the concept of love. Even began to replace the concept of love with the concept of material. But don't worry. In life, there will always be a person who can make you let go of all conditions.
15, in every love, there is a person silently waiting for that love, forever. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life; He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!
16. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again.
17, after work, the circle of contact became more and more fixed, so I started dating, and my family and friends introduced me. And such a rapidly changing society is full of turmoil, temptation, helplessness and deception, so even those who marry early have a high divorce rate and unknown unhappiness.
18, in this world, there are too many such feelings, quietly loving and even hurting, tasting alone in an empty corner. Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. Sometimes it just means that you value your feelings more than yourself.
19, the man who really loves you always tells you not to think about it, because in fact he is planning the best and truest future for you. At the same time, let you wait for the surprise he wants to give you. He may not remember some anniversaries as clearly as you do, but he just feels that he has always loved you.
20, an affair is not a bad man's patent, so is a good man, so when you meet such a man, don't kill him with a stick, you can try to give him a chance. Decades of relationships are not easy. Sometimes you don't have to take it too seriously when men cheat occasionally.
2 1, girl, if a boy likes you soon, then he will like others soon. If love comes late, it won't leave so early. We don't need to grow up through lovelorn, we should use other people's lovelorn experiences to grow up.
I haven't seen you for ten years, and my eyes are almost covered with tears. I wrote a letter appealing to the other party, asking you to give me some faith to support the reality, but you didn't reply. I once asked you, why didn't you write back to me? You didn't say anything. Everything, I know, was an excuse.
23. Never think that there is something better behind. What you have now is the best. For love, the simpler the happier. If you experience too much, you will be numb; More separation will get used to it; Finally, you won't believe in love any more.
24, some love, destined to regret each other, destined to spend a lifetime to forget the people who once loved deeply. But forgetting is like sea water, which will eventually rise. When we miss it, we can still feel its salty, warm and cold.
25. Sentiment is not necessarily predestined, and predestination is not necessarily sentient. Only by following the fate can you understand the Tao. Tea washes the heart, and the heart is like a mirror. As long as a person sees himself clearly, he can distinguish the impermanent world. Crazy love, don't panic, tomorrow will come as promised. Flowers in spring are still so beautiful.
26. In front of many women, he just means that heaven and earth are providence, he is fire, and it is the end of her moth's fire. There is no reason except to love him. But in the end? He left, she was decadent, and she loved Jinshan Yinshan, leaving only an empty mountain.
27. Whether two people are harmonious together requires a lot of fate, but it is more important to work hard together in life to have a chance to blossom and bear fruit. Love can be integrated and cared for in the details of life. When pursuing the satisfaction of being loved, we should also learn to pay attention to each other's feelings and needs.
28. There are many people, like meteors, who can illuminate their hearts, only the brightest one; There are many things, such as raindrops, still lingering in my mind during the rainy season. This star may not be unusual or shiny, but in your eyes, it is so beautiful and flawless.
29. It has long been said by predecessors that the so-called happiness is to meet the right person at the right time. However, what is right? How many people made it clear? Especially when the crazy words of beauty, love, success, power and money are all combined.
30. The goddess has the temper of a goddess. Think about it, you married a goddess! Do you still expect her to be a good wife and mother, scrubbing the floor and washing clothes every day, feeding the children and taking care of the whole family? Even if married, the goddess is offered on the altar and used to being served by others.
3 1, people will always experience something, such as love, such as friendship. No one can live happily every day forever, and no one can face his own strength calmly. What makes us mature is experience and tribulation; What makes us happy is tolerance and fraternity; What reassures us is understanding and trust.
32. Your world and I are separated only by a layer of glass. Although everything about you is naked in front of me, I can see it clearly, but I can't even step into your world after all. Are we so-called near the horizon?
Don't give me a whole forest, or I'll get lost. I am willing to give up a large forest that does not belong to me for a tree. I just hope this tree belongs to me completely. It may not be high, but it can give me a shade and let me rest quietly. I'm not greedy, I just want your tree.
34. When you love someone, you don't have to care too much. If you feel willing, you will pay appropriately. There is a problem with real emotional transmission, and it will only be one problem after another. If the flowering period is staggered, you will blossom in late spring, he will blossom in early summer, and you will love each other. Everything is a blessing to you.
35. Love is not as happy as imagined, and friends are not as sincere as imagined, so we are miserable, complaining and unhappy. After a long silence, I suddenly realized that if you simply look at everything, believe in the love of your lover and the true feelings of your friends, think positively when things are not going well, be honest with others, and don't expect anything, you will naturally not be upset. In fact, happiness is in your heart.
Let's talk about mood phrases.
1, you can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.
2. It's not his appearance that makes a person get old first, but his heart that is no longer aggressive.
3. Many things in life are too heavy to say. I think you understand. As I thought, I understand you.
Never indulge yourself and make excuses for yourself. Be strict with yourself. After a long time, self-discipline will become a habit and a way of life, and your personality and wisdom will become more perfect.
It's not that I don't want to say it, but that I can't say a lot, so it will be safer to keep it in my heart.
6. You never worry that you are not worthy of a good person. You're just worried that you're not good enough for the person you like.
7. Many things are not done in the end, not because of lack of ability or bad timing, but because of a small setback, which makes people afraid of difficulties and then forget about it.
8. People make mistakes not because they don't understand, but because they think they know everything.
9. If I can cry, I don't want to endure it; If I can be selfish, I don't want to give in; If I can be weak, I don't want to be strong; If I can let go, I don't want to continue to be persistent; But unfortunately: there is no if in life.
10, there are many such moments. You are thrilling, and the world knows nothing about it. You go over the mountains and the world is silent. After all, life is a man's war.
1 1. When I was a child, I thought that love was to watch movies together, run away together, play games together, and speak ill of teachers together. When I grow up, I find that love involves marriage, which is a realistic question of when to get up in the morning and when to go to bed at night.
12, humble to please others, will only be ignored by others, the world only its own strength, in order to get others' attention to you, only equal treatment, in order to get real respect.
13, the older you get, the more lonely you get. When I was a child, making friends was simple and natural, and it was easy to talk together. With the growth of age and experience, people become cautious. Some people may disappear into the sea of people if they turn around carelessly. Unintentional lack of contact can lead to the breakdown of friendship. When you are at a loss in the world of meeting and losing, I hope someone will still be with you when you need it most.
14, don't laugh at other people's scars, because it may just be an injury you haven't suffered or haven't suffered.
15, remember four sentences: stick to it no matter how difficult it is, be indifferent no matter how good it is, be confident no matter how bad it is, and save more.
16, "When I'm ready" is a useless sentence: "When I'm ready to go to work", "When I'm ready to open a shop", "When I'm ready to get married" … Many things don't start and I don't know what to prepare. "Everything is ready" is a state that never exists. No matter how much you wait, there is no way to "get everything ready". Accept this fact, you should have more courage to face life.
17. Enjoy achievements at high tide, enjoy life at low tide, do meaningful work when you are in the mood, and do interesting things when you are not in the mood.
18. The most powerful people in the world are not those who claim to be the most powerful, but those who can live in peace with themselves.
19. The less a person knows, the less he sees, and it is easy to inflate himself. On the contrary, people who read more and know more are more modest. Modesty does not mean denying yourself. Modest people don't mean they are not confident, but they know their own abilities and position.
20. Always cook on a bad day, just as smelly socks always wash themselves.
2 1, self-mockery is the kind of high-end humor. It is not graceful to expose other people's shortcomings even if it is funny.
22, don't tell everyone, it's useless, others will be others after all, and few people really regard your injury as their own pain. If there really is such an unfortunate person worth talking to, you have not spoken to him, and you have choked silently. The person who can make you tell your pain without crying is the one who doesn't need to tell it. In this life, everyone around us should be happy, and only one person can cry with us.
In this world, educated people are not respected in a society without the same upbringing. It is a strange phenomenon that a barbarian can build prestige instead.
24. I didn't miss you very deliberately, because I knew I should be grateful when I met you, and I needed to let go when I passed by. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes.
25. I don't have much time and energy in my life to guess what others think and evaluate me; There are too many things to do.
26. Being single is no excuse for your sloppy life. When you are alone in the world, you should eat, sleep and have fun ... You should take care of yourself before you have the strength to let the right person appear and attract him to stay with your light.
27, away from, not give up on you, just can't stand you treat me in a way I don't want to, not appropriate. I don't want to stay in a relationship that is not beautiful at all and doesn't conform to my nature at all.
28, don't calm down, calm down, anything about Niu X has nothing to do with you.
29, deep love is a thunder in the chest, only the clouds between the lips and teeth are light.
30. When no one is distressed, I feel sorry for myself.
3 1. If you are in a bad mood, listen to sad songs less. If you are hungry, help yourself to food. If you are afraid of the dark, turn on the light. Even if life is blocked in every way, there is no need to exaggerate your difficulties with sitcoms. The reality is so cruel, why pretend to be innocent? Don't care too much about what can't be changed. People who can't stay will try to give up and heal themselves when they are injured. Except for life and death, it is a small matter. Don't embarrass yourself.
32. Everyone is in a bad mood. Emotions can be controlled, but tears don't lie; You can convince others, but you can't comfort yourself. Some words are only suitable to rot in my heart, because others don't understand. Some feelings can only be pretended not to be wanted, because that is importune. Want to find a strong reason, but how to laugh off a lot of pain; I want to have a comfortable harbor, but how many people really understand you?
33, in fact, people laugh many times, not necessarily really happy. No matter how open-minded, there will be heartache; No matter how indifferent the heart is, sometimes it will turn red. It's not that I'm not depressed, but that I remind myself to face the sunshine. Not without harm, even if my heart hurts again, I will choose to forgive with a smile. Wind and rain years, who is not the left hand, right hand vicissitudes of life. The so-called life is to cry and understand and grow up with a smile.
34. You think it is courage to shoulder the burden of life. In fact, it takes courage to live the life you really want.
35. If a person knows what he is living for, he can endure any life.
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