202 1 funny greetings for the Spring Festival

1, I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons and seedlings, and noodle soup: Happy New Year to you!

Actually, we both know some things very well, but when the new year comes, I must make it clear ... where is my red envelope?

3. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-happy new year, beauty!

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasting my battery and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I'll give you a New Year greeting without considering the consequences! Happy spring festival!

5, professional hunger is called weight loss, professional pinching is called massage, professional daze is called deep, professional stubbornness is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages. This is called a friend! Happy new year!

6. The price of radish and cabbage has increased, but the SMS charges remain unchanged. It's the New Year, and I don't want to send you a message, which is obviously stingy. A short message can't buy half a radish, but my heart can learn from the sun and the moon!

7. Chinese New Year: It is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others walk barefoot. I'll pay a New Year call to you now and let others envy me. Happy new year!

9. What should I send for the New Year? Give you a red envelope, tacky! Send you a special product, antique! Send you fruit, rustic! Or send you a text message, creative! It is my intention to send care by SMS! Happy new year!

10, because you are cute, I care about you very much; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

1 1, how can you miss the Spring Festival gift? Write a short message: "I want to invite you to dinner" and send it to my mobile phone number. I have the opportunity to get my autographed cd, and the number is limited. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

12, you are my winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb at night, hungry bread and ice cream in summer. You are not with me this Spring Festival, so I just want to write my thoughts as a short message and wish you a happy New Year!

13, I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more with less work, close to home, sleep naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you get paid, and beautiful girls love you crazy. Happy new year!

14. Send a ten-cent message, return a ten-cent message and return a ten-cent message, which adds up to many points. When the new year comes, I'll give you another dime! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

15, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it! Haha, happy new year!

16, hit, hit, hit ... robbery! IpICIQ card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Seriously, don't laugh. Happy New Year!

17, this short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today's New Year's Eve, I want to send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

18, no gifts will be accepted this year. Actually, we can give some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy new year!

19, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" has recently become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.

20. The Spring Festival is coming, and five bans are issued: no pretending to be busy ignoring me, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no eating without calling me, and no dreaming about me! Happy Spring Festival.

2 1. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, build diamond ice, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruits. Be careful of being hit. Happy new year!

22. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, an unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: Happy New Year!

23. God is a thief and will steal for another year. I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

24. God will greatly bless you. You must first dial its mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate it, light its screen, display its text and send a string of blessings before you can smile. Finally, I wish you a happy new year and smile every day!

26. I wish you a happy new year, happy every day, happy with your stomach covered, happy with a quilt, happy with a runny nose, happy with the sky, happy when you think of me, happy when you are unhappy, healthy and happy!

27. Four blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth day; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair, good luck!

28. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the internet in a few days, this unparalleled super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: the ancient times are dead, and the team's Apu is, well, amazing!

29. On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

30. Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising, steaming friendship, frying wealth, cooking healthy, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling old good luck wine and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.

3 1, give you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

32. The New Year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me.

33. Firecrackers hurried home. The exquisite wine glass is full of the joy of reunion, full of expectations for Zhang Zhang's future, and sincere wishes are expressed by SMS. Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a family reunion!

34. Beautiful window grilles hang all over the window, and a happy smile overflows the face; Brilliant fireworks are blooming, and a happy life is around. The Spring Festival is coming, and my heart is full of joy. SMS wishes happiness for a long time. Happy spring festival!

35. Ring the bell of peace, recite the ode of peace, pray for the blessing of peace and send out the blessing of peace. On Christmas Eve, I wish you peace, good luck, family happiness and happiness!

36. The gongs and drums sound happy, the lanterns reflect joy, the Spring Festival couplets are full of hope, the fireworks bloom sweetly, and the songs float with joy. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best.

37. Xue Rui is covered with seedlings, and the warm sunshine hangs on the treetops. Pines and cypresses are still green, and wintersweet shoots. This scene adds auspiciousness, followed by happiness. Beautiful scenery, good mood in prosperous times. The new year brings a new atmosphere, I hope my friends are happy. Happy spring festival!

38. I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money by yourself at cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, your bed will be crowded with beautiful women, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

Pig, you are safe, pig, you are happy, pig, you are happy, pig, you are desperate, pig, you are safe.

40. Heroes cross the horse, beautiful women bring happiness, wine is not intoxicating, people are intoxicated and the color is charming. I wish you a new year: going out to make money, fishing online, endless abalone wings and endless beautiful girls!

4 1, Happy New Year, I wish you good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, jewels, long life and wealth, and invincible!

42. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

43. Look at your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

44. Xue Rui is a good year, and everything is auspicious. The screams of firecrackers bring good luck. Fireworks are set off everywhere, and people of all ages are laughing. Take a picture in front of the lantern, life is better. Happy Year of the Horse!

45, the rhythm of the Spring Festival is the most agile, listening and singing constantly; The dance in the Spring Festival is the most wonderful. Look, the snow is dancing. The pace of the Spring Festival is the most cheerful, listening, firecrackers; The color of the Spring Festival is the brightest. Look, decorated with lanterns. The Spring Festival is coming. I sincerely wish you happiness.

46. When the Spring Festival comes, I will take the friend route. Even if the blessing is formalism, I will let you enjoy luxury happiness. There is no need to reject peace. Please accept good luck and let happiness serve you wholeheartedly! Lucky year of the horse!

47. At the beginning of the Spring Festival, the lintel carries blessings. Riding a whip makes the reception spring. Heaven and earth are happy together, and everything is renewed. The Arc de Triomphe played frequently, and flowers laughed and laughed. Look up at the joy and you will succeed soon. The Spring Festival is here. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.

48. I make stuffing with warm words, wrap it with missing skin, knead it into a ball of blessing, boil it in boiling water called happiness, scoop it up and put it in every beautiful heart-shaped bowl for everyone to taste. Take a bite and happiness will overflow.

49. Happy New Year! Everything is beautiful! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

50. Life can be dull, just like blue sky and clear water. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy. Happy New Year!

202 1 spring festival funny wechat greetings

20xx Spring Festival funny WeChat greetings

1, the first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you, RMB.

Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I want you to give it back.-wallet.

Don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me, you thief?

4. I am shy, and I have been afraid to tell you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

5. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Without you, stupid people would not exist.

6. The New Year is coming. I'm afraid my blessing is not as strong as Hummer, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi and Lincoln's generosity, so let my blessing go ahead and wish you a happy New Year in advance!

7. "Spring" is full of happiness and prosperity, and "flower" is prosperity and security. "Autumn" is full of prosperity, and "Moon" celebrates reunion in the West Building. "Gong" congratulated the people on their family health, and "Zhu" sent a text message to bless the contest; The "new" Spring Festival couplets are hung in front of the door, and the "Year" celebrates joy and presents a macro chapter.

8. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side. It's really unlucky to be with you.

9. On New Year's Eve, I wrapped jiaozi's son with sweet dough, mixed stuffing with joy, "Happy belt, wrapped in beauty, good luck in cooking, fished out the blessings, chewed them carefully, and laughed all over the table. I wish you a happy day in year of the snake and all the best!

10, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

1 1, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!

12. Smile at night and have a good sleep. Laugh in the morning and have an emotional atmosphere all day. After work, laugh in a house full of joy and excitement. When you are sad, smile and forget all your troubles. May you always smile and have a happy new year!

13, grab a little, wish a string of blessings, the Year of the Horse is full of joy, the new year is new, and every family has a new face. I wish you new development, a new chapter in the Year of the Horse, more brilliant career, smoother work, all the best and happiness hidden in your heart.

14, I have a crush on you. At first sight, I thought you were the only thrill of my life, but my only regret is that I'm sorry I sent it to the wrong person.

15, I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault. I got up early and caught the bus.

16, you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you to pay back the money quickly.

17, I really love you, and I don't want to leave you. My heart hurts you so much. If you really don't want to make me sad, get up quickly.

18, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as well as a horse, as excellent as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and you are all the same. No wonder everyone calls you an animal.

20, looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick, and suck up your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite

2 1, father: "A-guang, what if you meet a cobra?" A-guang: "Break its glass before you run away."

22. Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early!

23. Forward this message three times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

24. Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early! Prank message

25. I heard that pigs can imitate people. I ran to see it, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

26. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdained to say, If I looked like you, I would have died! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?

27. Don't miss you because the seasons change, and don't forget you because you are busy. How are you doing in the zoo? Did the tiger bully you? Did the lion scare you? The monkey didn't rob your food, did he? Are you still used to reading text messages with your mobile phone in both feet?

28. You should still be asleep. If I accidentally disturb you, I want to say sincerely to you: I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.

29. Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early!

30. In the middle of the night, a person walks in a cold street, lonely and helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, and really want to say loudly to you ... invite me to dinner?

202 1 Spring Festival greetings

1. Happy New Year and everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich!

2. Happy New Year, happy holidays, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best!

Happy New Year! I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job. Happy life!

4. The New Year's bell is ringing, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

Happy new year. I wish you a happy mood, good health and all the best in the new year.

6. Congratulations on your successful listing! Make great achievements in the new year!

7. The family is prosperous, the country is prosperous, and everything goes well. The home is round, the country is round and everything is round.

8. Dude, get rich this year. Don't forget to treat! Happy new year.

9. The New Year is here again, and so are the blessings. Bless my friend: the future is flat, there is money in my pocket, sweet is long, and bitter is short; Double your salary, eat well, dress well, often have new lovers, and pursue wider and wider distances!

10. The longer the wine, the more mellow the water, the clearer the vicissitudes of life, and the longer the friendship between friends. I sincerely wish my friends a safe and happy New Year!

1 1. I wish you a prosperous new year. Then exchange your vigor, heroism and righteousness for a group of harmony; Keep you brilliant, rich and prosperous, home and everything!

12. I invited Jesus to drink, and I used all my money to get him drunk. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent an order to Cupid: Happy life, sweet love, successful career and Happy New Year to those who received this message!

13. I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at constant temperature. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

14. I want epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the new year!

15. Thousands of auspicious clouds gather to celebrate the Spring Festival. Castle Peak is still there. Blessings come every year! Friend, the New Year is the icing on the cake!

202 1 Spring Festival greetings

1. The snow and ice are raging, the chill is pressing, and the earth is devastated; Who fights with heaven? Hit the Chinese iron man. The Olympic dream is a hundred years old, and the seven gods are shocking and asking for heaven; Despite the vicissitudes of life, I wish you a happy birthday. The motherland is healthy!

2. Put on fashionable clothes to show your beautiful face; Pursue brilliant dreams with fiery passion; Embrace a happy tomorrow with a happy mood. The year of the sheep is coming. May you be a foreign little girl with personal beauty, beautiful heart and more beautiful dreams!

3. The Spring Festival is coming, and auspicious words will come; The message arrived, with greetings and blessings in my heart. I wish you a new year, a new atmosphere, a career in by going up one flight of stairs, a smile from the God of Wealth and success everywhere.

4. Life during the Spring Festival is a lot busy, so we should pay attention to our health: go to bed early and get up late, have a good spirit, work and rest regularly, and be healthy; Big fish and big meat should be reduced, and the combination of meat and vegetables is beneficial to the body and mind; Try to eat less greasy food and eat more fruits and vegetables to be healthy. Happy spring festival!

The extraordinary second time in 2008 made me cry. Fortunately, thanks to the freezing rain and snow of the * * production party, Wenchuan has something to do, and the whole country has helped usher in the Olympic Games and sent blessings to the 2009 Spring Festival, wishing the motherland a happy birthday.

6. Share weal and woe, the Year of the Rat has passed, compatriots are in trouble without you and me, the people are connected, the Olympic medal is in my arms, the Shenzhou VII technology is high, and the financial storm is coming. I wish you a better tomorrow.

7. After 30 years of reform and opening up, China has achieved extraordinary development. Because of good leadership, a harmonious society has arrived. It's the Spring Festival again. I wish the motherland a happy birthday.

8. Happy New Year to you! A worship of heaven and earth, the mysterious yellow of heaven and earth, unchanged from ancient times; Second, worship the god of wealth, strive for gold every day, and make great achievements; Worship Fuxing three times, plow Beidou, and happiness falls from the sky; Four visits to the whole family, family reunion, longevity and well-being

9. The financial storm over the Spring Festival shocked the whole world. Only I am in China, and I am not in the western world. Poor Christmas people in China set off firecrackers to send mice to pick up cows in spring. Sixty years ago, China was born to celebrate Xinhua, Jiazi, and the Chinese ring the bell.

10. The cold winter can't cool the mood that I miss you; The breeze can't blow away my attachment to you; Time can't kill my concern for you; White clouds can't stop my prayer for you. I wish you a happy and beautiful new year!

1 1. Here comes Taurus! I wish you: In the Year of the Sheep, do cattle business, be a cow person, be lucky, be strong and make a fortune, and Cleisthenes will be bullish. Life is happy, laughing. I was in a good mood last year, and this year's days are even more exciting.

12. The financial storm shook the whole world, but I am alone in China, and I am not in the western world. Poor Christmas people in China set off firecrackers to send mice to pick up cows in spring. Sixty years ago, China was born to celebrate the bells of Xinhua, Jiazi and China.

13. A fine horse leaves happiness and takes away troubles, while a silver sheep brings an auspicious and happy future. In the Year of the Sheep, the hymn of opening the door was sung, and Jiyang Yangko was twisted on the land of China. The Year of the Sheep is here. Good luck and prosperity!

14. The Spring Festival is coming soon. This is the most festive time and the busiest time of the year. China New Year is no less than a fierce sports competition. Save your strength and be prepared for a tough battle. I wish you the spirit of the Spring Festival and a delicious life!

15. Enjoy the charm of spring and listen to the songs of the Year of the Sheep. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Year of the Sheep and see the auspicious year map. Taste the delicious mutton and feel the beauty of the sun. Convey the joy of the Year of the Sheep and wish you the blessing of the Sheep!

16. In the year when Longteng Snake laughs and leaps, its career is flourishing and brilliant. Life is delicious, so get ready for the Year of the Sheep. Weaving happy roads, cattle and sheep run all over the mountain in droves. The vast grasslands are dancing and the animal husbandry is fruitful. I wish you a rich and happy Year of the Sheep!

17. Touch the sheep's head, good luck is not enough; Pat the horn and happiness will come; Touch a sheep's hoof and everything goes well; After the Year of the Sheep, happiness will last forever. The year of the sheep is coming. May your life be full of happiness.

18. confession of Niu: I'm sorry to be late, which made the children suffer and made the shareholders sad. I promise that rats will never hurt children again, and bears will never trample on investors again. I hope that in my days, everyone will be awesome in Niu Niu!

19. Expectation is a song, floating in the Year of the Sheep, wishing you happiness forever; Happiness is a ship, moored in the year of the sheep, wishing you good luck again and again; Blessing is the light that shines in the Year of the Sheep. May your life be wonderful. The year of the sheep is coming. I wish you all the best and your dreams come true!

20. A line of mobile phone text messages, friends wish you good luck, good health, smooth sailing at home and abroad and happy smiles every day in the Year of the Sheep. Read this message three times to ensure a more brilliant life!

2 1. Baby, be good, the Spring Festival bell is ringing; More than one year old in the new year, grow up quickly and report home; Worry-free growth, happiness shines; May the baby grow up healthily, every year is different.

22. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you good things, two consecutive championships, three consecutive championships, four seasons like spring, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and your troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my heartfelt blessing. Happy new year!

23. When the New Year comes, parents will bloom happily when they return to their home. Buy things, choose practicality, not price and mind; Say you care, say your heart, and wish the two old people always healthy; Beat your back and your legs, and you'll be happy. Happy family!

24. The Year of the Sheep has arrived, luck has arrived, wealth has arrived, luck has arrived, money has arrived, success has arrived, happiness has arrived, peace has arrived, health has arrived, happiness has arrived, all ideas have come, and all hopes have come. What else will there be? My blessing is here.

25. This year is the Year of the Sheep. Let's order something special! May good sheep bring you good luck and peace, happiness, success and health, happiness and peace, and a stable year. Happy spring festival!

26. In the Year of the Sheep, happiness is like cattle, wealth is like countless cows, body is gentle, love is still strong, career is smooth, and the future is better than cattle.

27. A small ticket, a big backpack, accompanied by snow, all the way home, just because the year is approaching; A pot of hot old cooking, a table of delicious food, infinite happiness, happy reunion, it's good to be home!

28. Before the bell rings, baa baa song blessing newspaper. Open the door with auspicious light and wish you happiness. Rich life is rising, sailing and floating in the sea. Cross the ocean and make a fortune. I wish you foreign exchange in the Year of the Sheep!

29. I sincerely wish: smooth family, rich life, good personality, successful career, bright future, prosperous fortune, bright future, bright future! Happy Spring Festival!

30. I wish my friends happy work, prosperous career, proud business, beautiful love and happy family in the Year of the Sheep. I wish you get rich in the Year of the Sheep, earn money from sheep, and like sheep every day!

3 1. I wish you, in the new year, in addition to great achievements, spend more time with your family, look at the blue sky with a feeling, think of your friends often with a ray of thoughts, and be safe. Good luck in the Year of Rabbit and a safe year!