Funny one-liners that tease couples.

Funny witticisms to tease couples are as follows:

1, I always do things for three minutes, but I love you for so long. I usually forget things, but I remember you so clearly.

2, I am a stubborn person, never willing to move the half-principle, but after you came, my principle became you.

3. Send you a bunch of roses and hold hands romantically; Give you a smile, sweet in your heart and mine; Give you a little hug to make you happy; No commitment, no vows of eternal love, accompany your life with true feelings.

What if there is only one minute left in the world? I will love you for 60 seconds, leaving no moment for death!

If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

6. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

7. You carry the drawing board and I carry you, and go to a place where there is only you and me. You draw the scenery, I draw you.

8. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

9. When I like you, you can wave and I can wait. When I don't like you, you wave, and I wave even harder.

10, I just drank some wine, and suddenly I feel that life is very beautiful, so I have to tell you that meeting you is the best. That's it. I quit. Let's leave now.