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What does your sister-in-law think of you sand sculpture?

My sister-in-law thought I was a sand sculptor and taught me to change myself in some ways. The first point: behavior. Always consciously observe your behavior from the perspective of a third party and correct it. For example, whether the walking posture is strange (I am often called stupid by my girlfriend because I am wobbly), and whether there are occasional sudden physical movements, such as making strange facial expressions (refer to Master Lu's live broadcast late at night).

The second point: investigation psychology. When you notice that others have different views on yourself, look at yourself from the perspective of a third party and see if some naive psychological motives of your own have led to this behavior.

The third point: in fact, almost all people who think someone is a sand sculpture are mostly because this person is very strange. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. Most people are always like this. If you are different from others, I will laugh at you. You can try to blend in with the habits of people around you. The fourth point: cooperation. This is a great sand sculpture idea. Tell them: others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through!

Otherwise, I will become a sand sculpture in Yuexiu. My quality and appearance should be passable. I can't make a mess alone. I call myself a sand sculpture shouting something all over the street. You are not a sand sculpture. The advantage of sand sculpture is that those behaviors that are not understood can be done in the name of sand sculpture. For example, if you take a walk with your friends, they will want to go up and ask for a mobile phone when they see a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, but they are afraid.

When I am exquisite and fashionable, I can become a qualified sand sculpture, but it is not enough to be excellent. I lack the motivation to become an excellent sand sculpture. This kind of motivation can be satisfied and sought. Maybe I suddenly met something in the street, and then my behavior made headlines on various platforms. At this time, I am an excellent sand sculpture.