How did the genius Ji Xiaolan use the word 16 to make the old eunuch commit suicide in shame?

One day, Ji Xiaolan was anxious to see the emperor. On the way, I was stopped by some eunuchs and asked him to tell a joke.

Ji Xiaolan said as he walked? A long time ago, there was an emperor with a eunuch by his side. Eunuchs can go from heaven to earth and do anything. . Ji Xiaolan stopped and walked on. The little eunuch wanted to know what had happened, so he asked. Under the eunuch? ? Ji Xiaolan said with a smile? There's nothing under the eunuch. .

The little eunuch told the old eunuch about it, and the old warden was very knowledgeable. He thought Ji Xiaolan was too rude and decided to punish him, so he went out of the first part and told the little eunuch. The little eunuch met Ji Xiaolan again and said? Ji is a talent. I have a couplet? Three talents, heaven and earth? Please pair this couplet for me.

Ji Xiaolan said modestly. You flatter me? And then say: four seasons, summer, autumn and winter? .

The old eunuch asked again:? The four seasons are spring, summer, autumn and winter. Why is there no spring?

Ji Xiaolan looked at the eunuch's lower body and smiled deliberately. Spring is gone? .

I didn't think I was cheated by Ji Xiaolan again. The little eunuch told the old eunuch that he decided to get the game back himself.

At this time, Ji Xiaolan is on duty in the south study. The old eunuch walked up to Ji Xiaolan and looked it up and down. He found that Ji Xiaolan was tall, handsome and beautiful, not as ridiculous as people said, but it was not surprising to see him wearing a fur robe and holding a folding fan. This is a kind of elegance of literati at that time, and many literati are like this.

But in winter, the fan in your hand has no practical significance. It is interesting to think about it.

He laughed at Ji Xiaolan and said with a southern accent. Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, talked for a spring and autumn period? ?

Ji Xiaolan looked at his clothes. No wonder the old eunuch often makes fun of others when he goes out like this. How can he let others play?

So I decided to laugh it off, and then I said the bottom line: the old manager was born in the south and came from the north. Is that thing still there?

Couplets are right, that is, the words 16 made the old lady very ashamed and committed suicide when she returned to her residence.

The reason why they committed suicide is not unreasonable. In fact, there were many eunuchs in the palace during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, usually sent when they were young, but in fact, how many of them went voluntarily? At that time, they were born to prefer sons to daughters. If they are not poor, they don't even have enough to eat. Who would castrate themselves to be eunuchs?

In ancient times? Parents with physical problems? They did it against their will. In addition, after castration, they have no confidence in what they are doing. Although other people in the palace won't smile face to face, they always have regrets in their hearts. Ji Xiaolan fooled several times with a smile. The old eunuch was angry, but it was his own physical defect and you made a joke of him. Where can he stand it?

In addition, the old eunuch may have a strong self-esteem, and it is not impossible to commit suicide at the moment.

But these are unofficial history, some famous allusions. They just want to highlight Ji Xiaolan and great talents. For example, Ji Xiaolan's allusions to couplets can be said to be many. Just read a story and don't care.