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Auntie’s Family Diary
When I think of my eldest aunt, a pair of beautiful big feet will appear in front of my eyes. My eldest aunt was born before liberation. In that era when three-inch golden lotus was popular, my grandfather couldn't bear the pain of my eldest aunt's feet being bound and let her go. A pair of big feet grows freely. When my eldest aunt came of age, her big feet became a well-known joke.
In fact, the eldest aunt's big feet are not big compared to modern times. She is tall, with fair skin and long, smooth black hair that is like a waterfall. But because of her big feet, countless young men who favored her have backed away.
Later, I was introduced to my eldest uncle by a matchmaker. My eldest uncle was a scholar and had never cultivated farmland in his life. After completing his studies, he taught in the primary school in his hometown. My eldest uncle was thin and neatly dressed. He was a writer and writer all his life and had an aloof temperament.
The eldest aunt and the eldest uncle are two completely different people. The eldest aunt is the eldest among the many brothers and sisters in the family. Ever since the eldest aunt became sensible, she has been obediently thinking of sharing the housework for the family, no matter what. Whether working in the fields or cooking and washing at home, my eldest aunt is always a good hand, and she diligently shares the worries of my grandparents. The eldest daughter in those days basically stayed at home, but the eldest aunt still went to the fields to plant rice seedlings and dig soil on the slopes to grow wheat despite everyone's jokes, which made passers-by on the road stop and laugh. I cried because of this. After being sad for a while, I picked up the hoe and went to the ground.
The eldest aunt and the eldest uncle got married, and their married life was not very harmonious. The eldest uncle could just do nothing, but he thought that the eldest aunt was uneducated and did not understand his poems and songs. , he would always scold the eldest aunt. No matter how fierce the scolding was, the eldest aunt would still just immerse herself in her work and ignore her. But one time, my eldest uncle scolded my grandfather for some reason. My eldest aunt couldn't bear it anymore and jumped onto the shore, grabbed my uncle and threw him into the paddy field while he was still planting rice in the paddy field. My eldest uncle, who had never been to the paddy field before, couldn't get up for a long time. My father was still a little kid back then, and he was very ignorant and dragged a long bamboo pole to chase my eldest uncle and prevent him from landing. The eldest uncle did not beg for mercy, but stood in the paddy field and scolded grandpa: "You, the ancestor of the Deng family, did not educate your daughter well, but you actually beat me with your good body..."
Time passed As time went by, the eldest uncle and eldest aunt gradually stopped arguing, but the eldest uncle continued to teach him with a clear conscience, still not caring about other things in the world. For example, the eldest uncle's elderly parents, the eldest brother and sister-in-law who are infertile and sick for many years, and the children who are waiting to be fed, all fall on the eldest aunt. The eldest aunt did not complain at all and took care of the big family with all her heart. No matter it is windy or raining, you will always see my aunt in the fields. I even think that my aunt is never afraid of getting tired.
When I was born, my eldest aunt was already in her early 40s. Ever since I was sensible, my eldest aunt had always taken care of me and loved me. It was she who taught me that I have to work hard to make myself happy. I remember that when I was young, my family was not well-off. When I was going to school with a small schoolbag on my back, I would pester my mother for pocket money. Most of the time, I couldn't get it. Whenever I couldn't get it, I would cry, and I would cry loudly. It made my eldest aunt feel sad with me. Occasionally, my eldest aunt would quietly stuff me some snacks to coax me.
I was less than 10 years old that year. Not long after spring started, my eldest aunt quietly called me up on a Sunday morning and asked me to put on a small backpack and a shovel, and follow her behind her. She led me to her family's field, where thick green sorghum seedlings were growing, about the height of chopsticks. My eldest aunt said to me in a gentle voice: "Sister, your father works outside all year round, and your mother is alone." I have to look after a few of you when I am farming, and there is not enough land for planting. Your fields have already been planted with corns, and it is a pity that the corners are empty. You can take these sorghum seedlings and plant them on the edges of the fields. , this does not require much effort, and you will not need to fertilize or weed in the future. When the corns are mature, the sorghum will be mature, and your mother will not have to ask for the sorghum you planted. You can just put it away when you are free during the summer vacation, and there is no need to dry it. Just give it to the winery in exchange for money, how great is that?" At a young age, I followed my eldest aunt to plant sorghum. I watched my aunt lift up a handful of mud with a spade and plant a sorghum seedling. I also followed my example and planted it like this for a whole Sunday. , my eldest aunt took me to plant a large area of ??sorghum on the slopes.
The sorghum was ripe. I once again followed my eldest aunt and my chubby little girl to harvest sorghum. Watching the heavy sorghum ears swaying in the wind, I felt particularly happy. I followed my eldest aunt. I packed the red sorghum ears neatly in my backpack, but finally I couldn't carry them anymore, so I called my brother to help me carry them back home. I was busy taking off the sorghum rice in the courtyard after dinner. With my brother's help, The sorghum rice harvested for the first time was 64 kilograms. My eldest aunt told my brother to help us carry it to the winery to sell it. The price of sorghum at that time was 20.6 cents. That time I became the richest person in the family, not to mention having What a joy.
Later, my eldest aunt taught me how to plant onions, pick wild vegetables, dry day lilies, etc. With my eldest aunt’s teachings, I never lacked pocket money in my childhood. Whenever I go to the pond to wash clothes, my eldest aunt will bring the clothes to wash with me. Every time I see my eldest aunt coming, I feel liberated, because my eldest aunt will wash my clothes together. I ran to catch grasshoppers and loaches.
The hard-working aunt is never tired or tired. Her rest time is to wash clothes and do housework. She often tells me: "As long as your limbs are healthy, you don't have to worry about running out of money or food. The more you work, the more you will gain, and you will not think of unhappy things when you are doing things."
My eldest aunt's life was fulfilling. She devoted herself selflessly to her relatives, but never asked for anything in return. , she taught me how to live my life well, and to face the unsatisfactory situations calmly. In that beautiful mountain village with fertile fields, mulberry and bamboo, endless traffic, and chickens and dogs chatting with each other, the majestic mountains have raised kind-hearted children like the eldest aunt. The eldest aunt is a woman with a good heart and a good heart. She uses her labor to compose her own story. Enjoy yourself. I hope that in the next life I will be born into the same family as my eldest aunt.
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