Who can tell me the joke that Tang Priest wrote to Wukong?

Dear Wukong:

I have lived in heaven for a long time. I don't know how you are doing in Huaguoshan.

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought our house number with us when we moved.

It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, Do you want to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? Your diligent mistress said: cut it into 8 pieces and cut it into 12 pieces.

I'm afraid I can't finish it.

The pizza in that shop is good Let's go to a restaurant on the street for steak sometime.

. And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you wanted me to send was overweight when it was mailed, so we cut the buttons and put them in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang 'e gave birth this morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you want to be an aunt or an uncle.

Nothing has happened recently. I will write to you again. The master also told me: If your mobile phone is cheap, bring me one by the way, so as not to write to me.

Remember, don't buy Jesus

Recently, Yue Lao switched to mobile phones, and the development is not bad. Go and have a look!

Finally, I forgot to tell you: "I wanted to send you money, but the envelope has been sealed."

Wukong's letter to Tang Priest

Master:

Hello!

The last letter was received, and so was the post. I'll give you a camera and headphones this time. Let's video later. I still can't write, and I always have to trouble others to write for me. I also applied for qq number, and xxxx password is your birthday. It would be better if Bajie and Shage were together. Bajie hasn't contacted me since he returned to Gaolaozhuang. This idiot is probably still angry with me. Brother Sha came here once with his youngest son last year. This guy is going to be a grandfather.

I went to see the Jade Emperor a while ago. He was annoyed. Globalization is everywhere now. His civil servants either can't keep up with the situation or are corrupted by it, which makes him very helpless.

"Yang Erlang, you know, because PC has just been released, and one eye is blind. It is said that when the police came in, he ran away and his eyes touched a branch. Detention 15 days. I could have found someone, but his German shepherd bit a policeman's nakedness, and his family refused to do it, and the media also added fuel to the fire. This time, I think he must go bankrupt. The jade emperor wants to protect it, but he can't. When I first came out, I wanted him to be Marvin Bi. The discipline inspection department has never reached a conclusion, and it is not easy to arrange him.

There is also King Li Jing of Tota, who is suspected of embezzling state-owned assets, buying and selling officials, and accepting huge bribes. As a result, Brother Li of the National Audit Office was exposed. The Commission for Discipline Inspection of the CPC Central Committee subsequently set up a task force to conduct a joint investigation with the anti-corruption department, and soon detained him. It also brought out many buyers. Ironically, there are even two singers, Taibai Jinxing and Wu Wen, who buy officials. The media has been speculating about this for quite a while.

This incident made his three sons very angry, especially Nezha. Their father-son relationship was not good. This time, he simply moved out from home. He called me yesterday and especially wanted to come over for a drink, but the police restricted his family from leaving the country and transferred their property. Even his work has been affected. He is now the director of the high-tech development zone, and he and I are very good friends. Since his father's accident, many investment intentions have been cancelled or postponed. His father's mistress brought a child and cried all day, leaving him idle. Because the family property was sealed, my brother couldn't even pay the tuition, so he had to take 20 thousand yuan from home behind his wife's back, but he didn't dare to let my mother know.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl also divorced and separated for a long time. I heard that the man had a mistress outside, and the meeting on July 7 was delayed. The woman went to find it, and the family was still sleeping. Seeing this, the woman had to admit. I didn't expect this to be known by Yue Lao, and he came to me to fix it, but I stopped him. Because I ... I'd better save it for last.

Perhaps the most annoying thing now is the East China Sea Dragon King. He is now suing several coastal provinces with the Environmental Protection Bureau. His ocean is completely polluted, and all the fish and shrimps are dying. The newspaper said that he would soon become a dead dragon. His three sons are still wanted by public security experts because of the flood in 1998, because they are suspected of drinking and drowning, which has caused astronomical losses to the people. When I saw him that day, his beard and hair were all white and he didn't look like the Minister of Water Resources at all.

By the way, master, you should go and see the old gentleman. He's dying. It is lead poisoning. The doctor said that the lead content of his elixir exceeded the standard 1000 times. Now the doctor feeds him lead every day, but he always steals the elixir when no one is around. His family said that he is suffering from the delusion of elixir. The doctor also said that at this rate, it is estimated that it will not last this summer. I'm going to ask Tathagata this, because I'm also in ................................................................................................................................................................... For example, I have nothing to do. All the elixirs I secretly took were fake. He didn't practice any Dan medicine at that time. They are all lies. When I left, I said that my somersault cloud was not as good as before, so let me practice quickly.

This time he was very happy to see the Jade Emperor. He said that he didn't expect me to visit him, and that I had made great progress since I joined the party. He asked me to take this opportunity to keep the advanced education in party member. I could see that he was a little moved and asked me if I wanted my post back. He just got a chance. He wants to replace Xie Yalong of the Football Association, saying that he, like Yan Shiduo, has no creativity at all, and wants me to be the head. It was meant for Zhao Benshan,

But this guy went to Liaozu as the chairman without saying hello, which provoked many people in the State Sports General Administration to have opinions on him. If I change it, I believe I will win the support of many people. After all, I learned the scriptures in the Western Heaven. I politely declined. I know nothing about football, especially in such a sensitive position. If I can't do it well, my reputation will be damaged. I can't do it.

Master, we are waiting for you to marry us now. My brother Niu Wangmo also gave me an Audi A6L in advance. He is now the chairman of Niu Dairy, at the foot of the mountain, and we often get together.

He suggested that I set up another travel company. The name of the company is Tang Priest and Buddha Travel Company, and the travel route is called Journey to the West. I've done some research. It will be very popular then. I have called Brother Bai and asked him to continue driving for you. You are the chairman and A6L is your car. But we'll discuss it in detail when you come.

Besides, don't go by sea when you come, because China and Russia are going to have a joint military exercise at sea soon, and I'm afraid you can't go.

I am here to convey

Salute!

Miss your Wukong