What was the funniest joke of 2008?

A hilarious joke in 2009 that made you laugh until your blood gushed out!

1. A certain gentleman stayed in a hotel and called the bar in the middle of the night: How much does the cheapest girl cost? Answer: "One hundred, but ugly, five hundred for beautiful." A certain gentleman said he wanted an ugly one. After the young lady came, a gentleman asked her to sit naked on the sofa, then went to bed and slept soundly until dawn. The lady was confused and asked: "Why did you ask me to come?" A certain gentleman replied: "There are too many mosquitoes in the room!" (This story shows that as long as I change my mind, any resources can be used by me.)

2 , A girl is so ugly that all ghosts run away when she sees her. A poor designer made it into a New Year picture. The slogan reads: Hang it on the door to avoid evil; hang it on the bedside to prevent pregnancy! This designer won a prize and entered the well-off class.

3. A mosquito enters the city and is very hungry. Seeing a young lady with tall breasts, she dived in and bit into her mouth. As a result, her mouth was full of silicone. She looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh, food safety is such a problem! Where can I find safe breast milk?"

4 , the peasants went to the city to buy condoms and forgot what condoms were. I wandered around the drugstore counter for a long time and still couldn't remember it. Finally, I had to ask the saleswoman in a low voice: "Miss, do you sell plastic bags for JB?"

5. When a couple is having sex, the man always likes to say: "I'm going to kill you!" Day after day, the woman found the man’s work unit, and the man asked: Is something wrong? The woman said softly: "It's okay, I just don't want to live anymore..."

6. A group of women were waiting for B-ultrasound examination. The nurse shouted: "It's ready, Cai B's station is on the left; Black and White B's station is on the right." A woman didn't understand, lifted up her skirt and took off her underwear, and asked the nurse: "What do you think I am?" The nurse said angrily: "You are a jerk!"

7. The hen complained to the bull: "Humans ask me to lay more eggs, but I plan my own birth. This is so unfair!" The old bull said: "What the hell are you doing? People all over the world drink my wife's milk. , who the hell called me daddy!"

8. A blind couple agreed on a secret code for sex. The man said: "Play cards." The woman said: "Start." The young man next door often hears playing cards and thinks to himself. How do blind people play cards? So I took a peek and saw that it was like this. One day, the young man sneaked into the blind man's house while he was out, and said to the blind woman, "Play cards." The blind woman said, "Let's start." So the two had sex. The young man had great abilities, and at the climax, the blind woman repeatedly praised: "Good cards." At night, the blind man wanted to play cards with his wife again, and the blind woman said, "Didn't you play once during the day?" Upon hearing this, the blind man said again Anxious and angry, she exclaimed: "No, someone stole the license plate!"

9. The female leader returned home at night and was suddenly picked up by two men in the car. One of the men threatened: "Be honest, you are a pervert." "The female leader laughed and scolded: "Damn it, I was so nervous about such a happy thing, I was scared to death, I thought I was cheated!"

10. The car is married to the train, but it's so scary! Divorced soon after. Everyone asked the reason, and Qi Qi said sadly: "He worries about me getting hit every day, and I am always afraid that he will cheat on me. I can't stand it!"

11. A village chief wore shorts to give a report, and he got excited when he talked about it At that time, he put one foot on the table and his little brother was accidentally exposed. There was an uproar below. He thought everyone was impatient and said: "This is the height, the longer one is still behind!"

12. Three men talked about their sexual abilities together. A: "I do it once every three days!" B: "I do it three times a day!" A had to admit defeat, but when C spoke, even B was frightened. C: "I do it three days at a time..."

13. A tough man was taking the bus home. The kind-hearted female conductor saw that his zipper was not closed and reminded him: "Comrade, your gun is not in place, be careful of misfire." The tough man smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, the bullet was just fired. It’s over.”

14. My sister was on a business trip, and my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law were chatting in the living room at night. My brother-in-law asked: “How much do you pay after tax?” My sister-in-law blushed and whispered: “Why do you want to sleep with your brother-in-law? ?"