Husband gives his wife a red envelope

1. My husband sent his wife a red envelope from 520 yuan, with the postscript: I love you.

Later, my wife sent her husband a red envelope of 5.20 yuan, with a postscript: I love you more!

Husband shook his head: educated, terrible, with little money, can talk.

2. Husband: "Why do we men pay your women?"

Wife: "I'm afraid you men will go out with wages."

Husband: "Then we men are afraid that you women will go out with wages."

Wife: "Do we women still need wages to go surfing?"

The wife asked her husband: Do you know the best way to show off your wealth?

Husband: Buy a nice car.

Wife: Wrong, others think it's a driver!

Husband: Put on your watch.

Wife: Wrong, others think it is high imitation!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: It's spending money on me. I am young and beautiful. Even if you are wearing shorts and slippers, as long as I stand by you, people will say that this woman is after his money!

Husband: Well, that sounds reasonable!