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What troubles did you encounter when ordering takeout?

Even though the order was urged three or four times, it was still an hour late; The speech is not spicy, and the first thing that catches your eye after opening it is a piece of red oil; There are no chopsticks.

As a senior operator of a university, it is common to go out only once without class for three days. During this period of retreat, the call of takeaway brother is our only contact with the outside world. Of course, this situation only exists in our lonely single dog.

Just say one hour late. That semester, I was hopelessly infatuated with a window in a restaurant. Their home is a rare fresh window in the restaurant, so there are many people waiting in line every day. In this extreme situation, take-out is a very good way to jump the queue. After all, this method is so disappointing that it is strongly recommended not to do so. Six people in our dormitory made an appointment to go to the cinema to see the newly released movie that day. We use the Meituan app group to buy tickets, tickets after three o'clock, eat, sleep, and leave at two forty, which is proper. However, people's inertia is unimaginable. People don't want to go out after buying tickets. After discussion, we decided to order takeout. The takeout we ordered at the same time happened without warning. The first takeaway arrived, and we envied her for enjoying her lunch happily, followed by another takeaway. However, the bloodiest situation really happened. The first person has finished eating, and I still haven't waited for the takeaway.

(Explain that our take-out here is delivered by districts. Simply put, it is the special car delivery area. If the cars in this area are full, we can start. In desperation, I called the first reminder, and the response was that I would arrive soon. However, seeing that someone was almost finished, I called again and said I would be late. Finally, I couldn't bear it. Ten minutes later, I made the last call. I told the store that six people in our dormitory ordered meals at their home at the same time, and as a result, all five people almost finished eating. I haven't waited for my meal. The store said it was shocked. After a while, the store apologized to me that they missed the order. What else can I say? It's time for dinner. It's already 1 40. I took a few mouthfuls in silence. Sadly, I found that I was hungry. I took a few quick bites and climbed into bed for a while. I embarked on a movie trip. On the way, I decisively gave their family a bad review. Now, their family has moved from the second restaurant to the third restaurant, specializing in take-away. Later, I ate it once, and it didn't taste like before, so I rarely ordered it again. In the future, there will be no more window 12 for the second meal of the US delegation, and there will be no more crowded window 12. Even if you pass by, you can't hear the chatter unique to the store. What a miss!