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Is there anything refreshing about Xiong Haizi being taught a lesson?

If laxatives are to teach Xiong Haizi a lesson, we should fully consider our own actual environment and strike Xiong Haizi quickly, accurately and violently, so as to achieve the effect of educational warning.

Once on a high-speed train, two bears (a man and a woman) on the train kept banging and screaming and running around in the narrow carriage. The stewardess came to chat for a few times, and the parents just managed to cope with a few words, and then they played with their mobile phones there. Two Xiong Haizi are running and screaming in the carriage, and the tired car driver is dying. From time to time, they heard impatient slaps and low-pitched complaints.

A: The Lord was sitting in a chair near the corridor, but he wanted to sleep, but he was disturbed by two things. So I have a plan. The boy ran to my seat, I stretched my foot, the little boy tripped directly, and pia- fell to the ground. The little girl stopped directly. I know she saw me do it. I gave her a hard look, pointed with my hand and made a "roll" mouth. The little boy was crying on the ground and the little girl stood there in a daze. His parents rushed over and kept saying, "Why are you so careless? You didn't fall anywhere, did you? " Brought him back. The little girl followed, grabbed the adult's skirt and looked at me in fear.

After the trip, it was quiet and peaceful.

The LZ family is playing at the seaside now, and it happens that a friend grandma knows is also at the seaside, so she came to talk to grandma about something. Grandma's friend is Xiong Haizi's mother. When she came, she brought a Xiong Haizi, five or six years old. At first glance, she tied a braid in vain and was not naughty at all. Her mother also brought a big box of seafood. So, I happily took her to the seaside with my father and grandfather ... (Sure enough, LZ still saw seafood. I laughed and laughed all the way, but I didn't see that the child was a bear Haizi. At the seaside, LZ stepped on the water with her, because the skirt was wet, so she went to clean it up. At this time, Xiong Haizi may be familiar with us and start to bear! ! ! Hardly had I sat down when Xiong Haizi ran away! I ignored her, and grandpa caught up with her. The old man has bad legs and feet, on the beach. I was afraid that my grandfather would fall, so I let my father look after things and chase Xiong Haizi. Then she came up with a big water gun! ! I asked her where the water gun came from, but she ignored me, so I left her alone (LZ thought she brought it). She ran to my dad and asked him to fill the water for me, and then my dad helped her fill it, and then Xiong Haizi kicked mud on my dad! Pay attention to the sediment! Not dry sand! It's the sediment in the sea! Then I dragged her out and made her apologize in a gentle tone. She was still giggling, but LZ held her breath and told her not to. However! ! Instead, she threw water at me! ! LZ load, load (? Poor writing (QAQ) slipped her into the sun. Then grandpa came back and whispered in my ear that the water gun was disassembled when Xiong Haizi went to sell beach supplies. The shopkeeper asked grandpa to pay (maybe the shopkeeper also said that my grandpa was Xiong Haizi's), so grandpa had no choice but to pay, friends! ! Things sold on the beach are already very expensive! A big water gun to 50 yuan! ! This is my lunch for a week, okay? ! At that time, LZ was on fire and educated her to say, "Didn't your mother tell you not to take other people's things casually?" Didn't the teacher teach you to be obedient? "At this time, Xiong Haizi ran away again, and then poured water on my father, my grandfather and me. I endure throwing water at me, but what if I giggle when I throw water at my family? The most hateful thing is that she did it on purpose! Then I was really angry, pushed her to the beach, poured the water from the water gun on her, and said to her, little friend, sister, don't thank you so much for cooling you down. In addition, thank you for helping me choose the pattern of this water gun. Besides, how do you know I like blue? (The water gun is blue) Then strode to the hotel. Arriving at the hotel, mother bear is preparing to drive Xiong Haizi back. I opened the main driver's door and said, Auntie, please don't take it out if you don't educate your children well next time. I helped her with a lesson of being headstrong and polite. Don't thank me. Leaving Xiong Haizi with a stupid face. Then LZ went back to her room to get ready for lunch. LZ saw Xiong Haizi come back crying her eyes out when she was waiting for her father and grandfather, and then she felt very cool. I thought it was over, but Xiong Haizi's mother saw Xiong Haizi crying and accused LZ upstairs. I went down and slapped the two girls, and then they drove away despondently.

Xiong Haizi is smarter than the average child. If you use words, the average person can't stand it. You must use violence, which is not suitable for a child. What should we do? God, my head hurts ~ my head hurts ~ my head hurts.

Don't worry. I will give you a hint.

The classification of Xiong Haizi mainly depends on personality, so we should grasp the measure of personality. This can educate Xiong Haizi without hurting the children.

1. Aggressive and introverted

First, catch the children's mistakes and criticize them severely. Don't give him a chance. Put him in his shoes at once and give him a metaphor. You'd better tell him two true stories. After one or two times, I believe this Xiong Haizi has changed.

2 savage collision does not listen.

This kind of child is usually under great pressure and is used to being naughty. If you tell him seriously, he won't be able to imitate you, which will piss you off. If I were you, I would usually catch him and scare him with what he is afraid of, just moderately, not too much, and then Doby him to make him feel bullied, and then take what he has done as an example. Finally, give him a frightened look and tell him to be obedient in the future, but this kind of child can't be controlled once or twice and needs to be used flexibly. I'm sure he will be conscious when he sees you more often.

If you don't believe me, you can try it, or you can discuss it in the comment area. You are willing to ask the Great God.

In order for Xiong Haizi to stop being a bear and embark on the right path as soon as possible, he must not be soft when he is hard.

My friend's children always poke me with toy swords and spit, but my parents said it would start again in two minutes, and I couldn't help it. So he grabbed the toy while he was not paying attention, pointed to his penis and said, if you make any noise again, you will cut off your penis and be quiet from then on.