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Asking about the kebab route in Song Xiaobao

Ye Cheng: I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since we lost three bowls of noodles last year, it has been fully proved that our IQ is short of two pounds, which leads to the guests here either changing noodle soup into fried noodles or changing fried noodles into noodle soup.

Some even get some horseradish noodles, and my noodle restaurant turns yellow when it is pulled. But I was not discouraged and opened this barbecue shop. Can you be energetic? I'm telling you, I will meet a guest who is angry with him like the black monkey who is not so tall last year, so leave me alone. If migrant workers come to our house for dinner, keep an eye on them, understand?

I see.

Swallow: No problem.

Ye Cheng: Did you go to the hospital? Have you confirmed it? It's your fault. Can the noodle restaurant be yellow without asking you for bad debts? Can I break up with your sister without settling accounts with you? But for the sake of affection, I'll leave you here to thread me. Accounting is not for you.

Swallow: no problem, brother-in-law

Ye Cheng: What does your brother-in-law do? Your sister and I are separated. This is the company. Don't make friends with me. Call me Manager Cheng or Brother Ye.

Swallow: OK, Shenjiang.

Tian Wa: Haha, General Nobuka.

Ye Cheng: My name is Ye Cheng. I can be called Cheng Ge or Ye Ge. How can I return the manager of Quanye? Will you call me brother?

Swallow: Yes, Mr. Wilder.

Ye Cheng: Your IQ is useless. Well, today is China New Year. We are open for business. Today, we have activities and big prizes. What about beer? You can get a bottle for free if you drink it, which is equivalent to buying a bottle for free. How about increasing your income? Keep the bottle cap and come to my place to exchange money at night. Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Double-click 666.

Together: make trouble, make trouble.

Ye Cheng: All right, stop it. Don't be silly. You two go to the back kitchen and wash your hands with a rope. You don't need it. Hey, where's my puppy?

Peach: My sister-in-law took the puppy away.

Ye Cheng: I don't want to keep it for myself at all. Did you bring dog food?

Peach: Everything is ready.

Ye Cheng: Clean them up and I'll supervise them.

Peach: OK.

Ye Cheng: Work.

Song Xiaobao: Haha ... Oh, I ate three bowls of horseradish noodles last year, and the whole country was on fire. My fans have created tens of thousands for me. Today, I revisit my old place and come back to see if this style has changed. According to the east longitude and north latitude, this is the shop. Ouch.

Peach: Ah, horseradish.

Song Xiaobao: Kelp sister.

Song Xiaobao: This is the fashion of 20 17, and I need to lead it.

Ye Cheng: Whatever you say, my brother. Bring me the baked jiaozi and treat the migrant workers to jiaozi.

Swallow: OK.

Song Xiaobao: Come on, guys. Eat and drink.

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"kebab" cast:

Song Xiaobao 1

Song, born in 198 1 1.5, is a native of Guangming Village, Loujie Township, huinan county, Tonghua City, Jilin Province, and the 32nd apprentice of Chinese mainland actor and comedian Zhao Benshan.

In 2009, he participated in the variety show "Happy Camp in Benshan" and became famous in one fell swoop.

20 1 1 I got more attention because I participated in the sketch "Blind Date" with Master Zhao Benshan in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

August 20 12, participated in the 4th New Rural TV Art Festival with TV series "Cherry" and won the best actor.

In the same year, 65438+February 10, he participated in the 8th Huading Award for his TV series "Cherry" and won the best actor in the contemporary category.

20 13 10 The 10th Huading Award won the most popular actor in China media.

On August 20th/4th, Kloc participated in the 13th Huading Award for his TV series "Cherry Red" and won the Best Actor Award in China Contemporary TV Series.

20 15 participated in China's first star comedy contest reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1".

In the same year,1October 5th, 165438+, participated in the celebration of "Let's Cross".

In the same year, on February 9, 65438, he sang the promotion song "Past can only be recalled" of the movie "Detective Chinatown".

20 16 12 13 I sang the theme song "The whole world is speaking northeast dialect" of the movie "Broken Horse in Northeast China".

2. Ye Cheng

Ye Cheng, born in February 1983 in Xingcheng, Huludao City, Liaoning Province, is a native of CPPCC, a student of Zhao Jiaban, and a two-person actor.

200 1 Joined Zhao Benshan School, and participated in the national tour of "Liu Laogen's Grand Stage-Laughter Turn 2009" in 2009. Because of his outstanding performance, he was chosen by Zhang Yimou to play "Liu Zhao" in the film "Surprise with Three Guns".

20 10 participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Liaoshi, and played Da Chengzi in the sketch "Crazy Fans", thus gaining more attention.

In April of the same year, he played malei in the comedy the legendary swordsman.

20 13, participated in the TV series "Marriage Law No.22" and played a big role.

2065438+In April 2008, he represented Liaoning Folk Art Troupe in the finals of Happy Comedian Season 4 and won the runner-up.

3. Swallow

Yin Fei, male, whose real name is Xu Zhonghai, is from Jilin City, Jilin Province, and a disciple of Zhao Benshan No.21.

In the TV series "Mr. Kanto", he plays the police "Li Hu", and plays the leading role in the comedy "Every Head".

4. Tian Wa

Tian Wa, also known as Tian Dou, was born on1September 24th, 985. He was born in xinmin city, Shenyang City, Liaoning Province, and they turned to be actors.

Tian Wa studied under Liu Diancai and Zhao Benshan.

After filming in Little Shenyang, he has become the new pillar of Liu Laogen's Beijing Theater. The increasing popularity of the Internet and the audience who come here are proving to the outside world that Tian Wa, the "next little Shenyang", has become a new star in Ran Ran.

He played Wang Musheng in Love Village 9.

Representative works include Country Celebrities and Veterans.