Xiehouyu and China jokes

1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

a two-part allegorical saying

A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

joke

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

antithetical couplet

Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.

Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading

East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.

Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.

Baita Street, blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light and quenching purple iron, sitting facing south and beating things.

Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.

It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.

Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.

A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.

The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.

Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu

Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise

The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.

Smoke along the road

Fog covers the aviary, no fog.