Which Zodiac animal can tell jokes?

monkey

Shocked! Historians recently found the Monkey King as the evidence of her daughter's body 13.

1, although the Monkey King has a body-fixing method, she never dallies with beautiful women.

2. the Monkey King has never been able to help handsome guys, such as Erlang God and Tang Priest. Nezha flirted with handsome guys several times.

3. The whole journey to the West, the Monkey King, has become a beautiful woman countless times, which is a lot of hints.

4. Liu Er's macaque took the place of the Monkey King, became more lovely and won the favor of Tang Priest. Therefore, despite the persuasion of the Bodhisattva, the Monkey King abruptly killed the lovely Liu Er macaque, which was obviously the envy of women.

The Tang Priest made a flowered hat for the Monkey King, and the Monkey King jumped up and down with joy, which is obviously a woman's natural love for beauty. And the title of the Monkey King: Monkey King.

6. After staying with the Tang Priest for so long, the wooden monk just didn't know the Monkey King's female body. As a result, the Monkey King was so lonely that he met Pig Bajie and deliberately made Wukong a bride for some time. Although the object is the ugly pig eight quit, but the Monkey King's psychology is certainly fruity.

7. Every time Tang Priest has an affair, the Monkey King smiles on the surface. In fact, Wukong, who loves Tang Priest deeply, is bleeding! Therefore, it is a time when jealousy is hard to contain. Every time the Monkey King takes out a stick and hits Yuanyang at the most critical moment of Tang Priest and Beauty! For example, in "Moon Rabbit Country", the Tang Priest's bridal chamber, Tang Priest and Moon Rabbit are going to XXOO soon, and the Monkey King has become a beautiful Moon Rabbit MM, blatantly fighting for her husband!

8. the Monkey King always tries not to get out of the water, and often drives Pig Bajie into the river and the sea (for example, playing sand monk and fishing for the king in the well) before he barely gets into the water. The reason for this is that I am afraid that my clothes will show exquisite figure when they are wet!

9. In fact, the Monkey King's first love object is the Jade Emperor, and the Monkey King's title is Riding the Heavenly Emperor. He is very happy! This is the most primitive gesture suggestion for men and women! Seeing that the Monkey King was having an affair with the Jade Emperor, Taibai Venus, a crafty old scoundrel, made the biggest extramarital affair in the world!

10, the urine in the Buddha's palm is the proof of Wukong's female body. If it's a man, why don't you pee in Yunxiao Temple? However, as a female body, Wukong MM still has a woman's reserve. I mistakenly thought that no one's days were over, so I was relieved and bold. The Buddha saw her behind and didn't kill Wukong.

1 1. The Jade Emperor still had a conscience and didn't kill Wukong MM. In order to cover up the biggest scandal in the world, Wukong MM was labeled a traitor and spent 500 years under the Wuxing Mountain. This is the most painful thing in the world. Such an infatuated MM is treated more painfully than in the cold palace.

12, Wukong MM often drives Bajie around, but sometimes he takes the initiative to explore the road. For example, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, Bajie went, but Wukong MM left many times knowing that there might be a monster peeping, which shows that Wukong MM disguised as a man sometimes secretly had something, and in those days, she was very grumpy and killed all the female enemies in desperation, which enchanted Bai and others. Since then, YD women who seduce men are often dismissed as Bai Gujing by heroic women.

13, Wukong MM went to the Dragon Palace in Donghai to find weapons. I don't like so many weapons, but I took a fancy to the flexible and powerful golden hoop at a glance. ...

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