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The crowded carriage accidentally wrote a composition.
It was a Saturday morning when it was raining cats and dogs. The sky was as black as rice paper eroded by spilled black ink. Dark clouds all over the sky are like a monster's terrible and ferocious face, and dazzling golden lightning is like a monster's horrible hands.
I take the bus as usual. The carriage was crowded with people, so I squeezed into a seat with an old lady with silver hair. I held the old woman's seat back and looked out the window at the green trees and houses flying by.
After a while, the bus stopped at the station. With the addition of people who got on the bus from that station, the already crowded cars became more crowded. I was blocked by the crowd and couldn't move. At this extremely crowded moment, a mother huddled here with her sleeping baby. I looked at the mother: she was holding another person's seat in her left hand, holding the child in her right hand, with a hard face and panting in her mouth. But even so, the young people sitting around in their seats are indifferent and have no intention of giving up their seats.
At this time, I suddenly found that the air seemed to be solidified, and the dull breath filled my nose, and I could only hear my mother's heavy breathing. At this time, the white-haired old lady couldn't stand it any longer. She gripped the seat tightly and stood up firmly. Her rickety body seems to become huge in an instant. Step by step, she squeezed out of her seat, walked aside, held her aunt and said:
"Young man, you go and sit down! Don't squeeze the baby! "
"Aunt, no, no, no, you are so old, it's not good! Please sit back! I'm fine! " Auntie always refused.
"Oh, you sit down! I am in good health! Quick, quick, quick, sit down! " The old lady refused, while pushing her mother to the seat, and the aunt's eyes were wet. She sat down shyly and couldn't even say a word of thanks. At this time, my heart thumped and I was deeply moved.
At this time, there happened to be a broadcast on the bus: "Dear passengers, the virtue of civilization is a fine tradition of our Chinese nation. If there are' old, weak, sick, disabled, pregnant' and passengers with children around you, please take the initiative to give up your seat! " I saw the young man sitting in the seat move. He turned and looked at the old woman behind him. He blushed as if he wanted to say something.
Suddenly, a crisp voice sounded, "Grandma, this seat is for you!" " "A little girl in the back row said to her grandmother. This sound seems to be the prelude to a tune. Suddenly, several voices sounded at the same time: "Aunt, this seat is for you!" " "At this time, the atmosphere inside the car is no longer as dull as before, but full of warmth and care.
In a blink of an eye, the rain stopped quietly, the air that had just been baptized was unusually fresh, and the trunk became quiet. At this time, the cool spring girl floated into the window. She touched the face of each of us, and my mood was extremely comfortable.
2. The composition "An Unexpected Thing" is 800 words in the rush hour after school. The bus is very crowded. Few people get off, but many people get on.
They squeezed into the car so hard that the passengers complained. The front door couldn't fit, so the driver shouted, "swipe your card at the front door and get on at the back door!" " "At the same time, people rushed to the back door with the sound of" Didi "swiping their cards.
Suddenly, the driver shouted at the top of his voice, "Hey, who's that?" Why did I get on the bus without swiping my card? "However, the man has slipped into the car with the crowd and has no response to the driver's cry." People who don't swipe their cards come to swipe their cards! "The driver shouted at the rear of the car again, but there was still no response.
The driver threw his gloves away: "If you don't swipe your card, I won't drive this car!" " "Say that finish, he lit a cigarette and smoked leisurely. The passengers in the car were impatient and complained, and the carriage suddenly boiled.
"Why don't you drive? I am still rushing home to cook! " "Not just you let them get on the bus through the back door? ! Are you in trouble? " "I have a lot of homework to do. Can you drive faster? " People shouted at the driver first. Several passengers whispered, "that man is really wicked. He didn't give money by car, which made everyone unlucky with him!" " ""come out and swipe your card, it's only sixty cents! "People keep talking to each other.
"Driver, drive faster, I'll pay for it!" A tenor suddenly sounded from behind the car, and the car suddenly became quiet. People look askance, lean forward, stretch their necks and even stand up. The attention of the whole carriage was focused on one place, and even the most enthusiastic aunt just now stared at him.
I saw him pushing his way through the crowded crowd to the card checking machine, and everyone was waiting for a crisp "drip" to solve the trouble. He extended the IC card to the card inspection area-"Please recharge it."
There was laughter in the carriage, and people seemed to see the most interesting jokes. He retracted his hand awkwardly and fumbled in his pocket, hoping to find a coin to get out of trouble, but it backfired.
He had to walk slowly back to the rear of the car in people's strange eyes. At this time, the car was once again in chaos.
Some people listen to music comfortably, some read newspapers, some gossip, and some watch the scenery crazily. The driver threw up a smoke turn leisurely, but didn't start the car, as if determined to severely punish the fare evaders.
After a while, a middle-aged man with small eyes shouldered the responsibility of "tenor" and said, "I'll pay for that!" With that, he picked up the shiny coins and walked leisurely to the coin box. "Hey? This uncle is the uncle who got on the bus behind us without paying! " A voice full of childishness sounded.
The face of "small eyes" suddenly turned into a tomato and his head was deeply buried. The coin finally fell into the coin box with a bang.
3. Don't get on the bus (200 words). It is a kind of soul, an ordinary and great person's soul. It is hidden under the brush of cartoonist Hua and exposed in the thought-provoking cartoon Pseudoilliteracy. In the cold winter, in the festive atmosphere of the Spring Festival, under the big sign of "Mother and son get on the bus", four men stood. Some of them go home to see their mother, some visit relatives and friends, and some visit their boss. They are enjoying the special treatment given by society to the disadvantaged groups-the right to get on the bus first at the "mother-infant boarding place". A mother huddled outside the railing, holding a child in her hand, wearing a short skirt and shivering in the biting cold wind. Perhaps stunned, perhaps helpless, the mother's eyes were round. Is it because they can't read? So these four gentle people should be intellectuals. I didn't see it, but the words on the sign were clearly written. Oh, I know nothing about civilization and morality! For their own interests, in order not to be frozen, they actually robbed the position of mother and son! What kind of heart is this? Think about it, how many such people are there in the real society! Inside the carriage, the big red letter says "No Smoking", but people turn a blind eye; In the flower bed, the sign clearly says "no stepping into the flower bed", but the grass inside has already been trampled; At the ticket office, the manager shouted, "Please queue up to buy tickets!" " "But people still turn a deaf ear and only care about pushing themselves forward. Their hearts are full of selfish rubbish! Look at Zi Han, the prime minister of Song in the Spring and Autumn Period. A farmer gave him a piece of jade he found while hoeing. But Zi Han didn't accept it after reading it, saying, "This is your thing, and I can't accept it casually. "Jade is your treasure, and I am not greedy for other people's money. If you give me Baoyu, you and I will lose it. " It can be seen how important morality is in the heart of a well-behaved person! Plato said: "Virtue is a healthy, beautiful and good habit of the soul." Virtue is healthy and the soul is pure. If you want to have a beautiful mind, you must be diligent in cleaning, making it pure as water and beautiful as flowers. It is hidden under the brush of cartoonist Hua and exposed in the thought-provoking cartoon Pseudoilliteracy. In the cold winter, in the festive atmosphere of the Spring Festival, under the big sign of "Mother and son get on the bus", four men stood. Some of them go home to see their mother, some visit relatives and friends, and some visit their boss. They are enjoying the special treatment given by society to the disadvantaged groups-the right to get on the bus first at the "mother-infant boarding place". A mother huddled outside the railing, holding a child in her hand, wearing a short skirt and shivering in the biting cold wind. Perhaps stunned, perhaps helpless, the mother's eyes were round. Is it because they can't read? So these four gentle people should be intellectuals. I didn't see it, but the words on the sign were clearly written. Oh, I know nothing about civilization and morality! For their own interests, in order not to be frozen, they actually robbed the position of mother and son! What kind of heart is this? Think about it, how many such people are there in the real society! Inside the carriage, the big red letter says "No Smoking", but people turn a blind eye; In the flower bed, the sign clearly says "no stepping into the flower bed", but the grass inside has already been trampled; At the ticket office, the manager shouted, "Please queue up to buy tickets!" " "But people still turn a deaf ear and only care about pushing themselves forward. Their hearts are full of selfish rubbish! Look at Zi Han, the prime minister of Song in the Spring and Autumn Period. A farmer gave him a piece of jade he found while hoeing. But Zi Han didn't accept it after reading it, saying, "This is your thing, and I can't accept it casually. "Jade is your treasure, and I am not greedy for other people's money. If you give me Baoyu, you and I will lose it. " It can be seen how important morality is in the heart of a well-behaved person! Plato said: "Virtue is a healthy, beautiful and good habit of the soul." Virtue is healthy and the soul is pure. If you want to have a beautiful mind, you must be diligent in cleaning, making it pure as water and beautiful as flowers. The title of this composition is: It is a kind of soul, an ordinary and great human soul. It is hidden under the brush of cartoonist Hua and exposed in the thought-provoking cartoon Pseudoilliteracy.
4. composition a crowded scene, many people drank some white wine at night, a long-lost feeling, dizzy and comfortable.
With wine, the hard work of crowded cars during the day is nothing. Never use the preposition "ride" in public transportation in Beijing, it is not so leisurely at all. "Crowding" is a realistic description.
Get on the bus and squeeze, get on the bus and grab the place, and get off. Without the nail spirit that Lei Feng said, you really can't do anything about the public transportation in our capital.
Generally speaking, buses in Beijing rarely queue up to get on the bus. Basically, it is "the brave wins in the narrow road", and it is physical strength rather than wisdom. It feels better to occupy favorable terrain in crowded cars. Just stand at the door, basically don't have to squeeze yourself. Someone else will help you squeeze in.
But such good luck doesn't happen every day, so the key to crowded cars is to turn disadvantages into advantages and disadvantages into advantages in sports. Don't be afraid of rudeness at this time. It's not polite to take a bus.
Don't be afraid to attract supercilious look, comments or even abuse, because those who can get ahead must be in good health and excellent psychological quality. It doesn't mean that there must be a crowded car or a lot of competitors.
Extrusion is a normal state from bottom to top in most cases. I've never understood why people have to squeeze hard when there are few people.
Fan Peng said that this is our national habit, and we have been taught to strive for the best in everything since childhood. I also feel that "scrambling" seems to be not a neutral word, but a compliment.
"Everything comes first" not only makes us form the habit of competing to watch the fun, but also likes to get on the bus at any time. As the saying goes, everything should be top-notch and eat top-notch shit. If the car itself is crowded, then the congestion in the car is not a factor of national character and cultural environment, but an objective condition.
We are familiar with the crowded cars in Beijing, especially, I'm afraid. I read an article before, and a foreigner said that public transportation in Beijing is a violation of human rights. This sounds alarmist, but it is actually reasonable.
It is estimated that apart from the intimacy when the couple come home at night, no one will be in close contact with you like on the bus. Winter is fine. It's not a violation of human rights to hug your shoulders, waist and abdomen in summer. If you have another one with a special smell around you, it simply means an international humanitarian disaster.
300 is the most famous "canned car" in Beijing. It is said that the number of passengers transported in one day is equivalent to the total population of Iceland. I have a deep understanding of the squeeze of 300.
Sometimes you have to keep a posture from getting on the bus to getting off. If you want to lift your feet and change your posture, I'm sorry, you can't find a place to put your feet down. However, since the card-type monthly ticket was changed, the bus congestion in Beijing has eased.
It turns out that there is no limit on the number of bus monthly tickets. Old people who can't stay at home will often come out to grab public resources with you, and they will often come out to join in the fun during the rush hour. Especially for cars below 0/00 in the city, going to work in the morning is simply an old train.
Now the elderly who come out to squeeze with you eight times a day can squeeze three or four times at most, which is gratifying progress. Not all buses in Beijing are crowded.
The general rule is that the commuting time is more crowded than usual, and the cars in the city are more crowded than those in the suburbs, which can make the cars of monthly tickets more crowded than those that can't, and the non-empty cars are more crowded than air-conditioned cars. If you take an air-conditioned bus to the Ming Tombs Reservoir after 8 pm, you must enjoy the price of bus and taxi. Who told you you could catch a bus in Beijing?
Overcoming congestion is only the first step to get familiar with public transportation in Beijing. This is a big book, you need to read it slowly.
Be aware that some local buses below 100 must be careful to give up their seats. It will take you around all the hutongs and places with heavy traffic, and it will take you several times longer than usual to reach your destination safely. The same station name but different location is by no means a case in Beijing; Even in the same place, different stop signs will make you confused; You will find that there are n college roads and n four forks; You will find that Children's Hospital has Dongmen Station and Ximen Station, and Beijing West Railway Station has South Square and North Square. You will find that many buses go up and down like two different routes; You will find that different buses will make you horny.
In a crowded carriage, not all the details can be written, but you have to taste them. Only a boring person like me will learn bus in Beijing, which is not out of hobby at all.
I am inseparable from it every day. Even if I don't know anything about its habits, I may lose my temper and make me feel embarrassed. This kind of blood lesson is not unheard of. So, it's not that I'm bored, it's that life is helpless.
However, if you can have two sentences every night, the trouble of crowded cars in the past day will be gone.
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