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Simple and funny short copywriting for Moments
1. I want to eat Sadness, but it is too big.
2. Don’t expect anyone, and don’t want to be expected by anyone.
3. The most stable relationship is that it doesn’t matter.
4. Turn all cuteness into motivation for serious life.
5. Do your best and wait for him who is late.
6. I don’t know what I’m waiting for, I just want to wait.
7. Please live with less inexplicable unhappiness.
8. A person with a full stomach will not be empty.
9. There are thousands of clothes, but only the new ones are the best.
10. I really can’t be happy without milk tea.
11. When you are disappointed, you still have to lie to yourself that there will be a way forward.
12. Call Peach Blossom and ask it to come early.
13. If you care about your weight, then forget about food.
14. My mother’s unhappiness means the whole family is unhappy.
15. If you are not lucky, try your courage.
16. When you are unhappy, you are distracted by studying.
17. Excessive unhappiness and sadness can really make people look ugly.
18. A body made of iron and a bed made of magnets.
19. A small head holds a big dream of getting rich.
20. Every cause must have its effect, and all my handsome brothers belong to me.
21. Today’s special offer: I only eat sugar and ice.
22. Even if everything goes wrong in life, you still have to keep yourself cute.
23. Get rid of every bad mood before going to bed.
24. Living a normal life without a clue every day.
25. I envy those who fall asleep as soon as they touch the pillow.
26. Living less and less like yourself and your wife.
27. Only by living seriously can you find the hidden candies.
28. Give time and let the past pass.
29. My interesting life is in my boring life.
30. Be your own little sun when no one is with you.
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