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1. Who hasn't read the book? (answer: gobbledygook)

2. Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? (answer: cremation)

3. Some things are known to buyers and sellers, but only users don't know. What is this? (answer: coffin)

4. Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

5. If there is a stick, is there any way to shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened? Answer: find a stick longer than it and compare it.

6. When is four minus three equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

7. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Heaven is seated. )

8. What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of tanning)

9. Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (answer: love)

10. What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? (answer: firecrackers)

1 1. What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Don't worry about tanning)

12. When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, his parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why? (Answer: He is a baby)

13. What chicken has no wings? (answer: frog)

14. Some people say that you can judge the age of a chicken with your teeth. Why? (answer: teeth can chew out the tenderness of meat)

15. What grows a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

16. There is an animal. You killed it, but you bled yourself. What kind of animal is this? (answer: mosquitoes)

17. What is the most valuable thing lost? (answer: satellite)

18. What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)

19. When will the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work. )

20. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

2 1. Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (answer: bound volume)

22. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south)

23. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (answer: blind)

24. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand)

25. What do you call a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? (answer: peerless beauty)

26. What in the world can carry people at a speed close to 2000km/h without refueling or other fuels? (Answer: Earth)

27. What is the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: My own feet)

28. Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (answer: love)

29. Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping? (Answer: Kangaroos jump with their feet)

Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves? (answer: there is a sheep word in the group word)

30. Snails only need one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Answer: On the map)

3 1. Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Answer: See if you have seed)

32. In the position of Wu, Ren, Wang, O and My O, which word should I fill in: East, South, West and North? (answer: it should be west! Because the first few words are one, two, three, five)

There are three brothers between the oldest and the youngest. Although they were born on the same day in the same year, they are nothing alike. Why? (answer: it's a finger)

34. A sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for more than half a year, what does he want to do next after he sets foot on the mainland? (Answer: Step on the other foot)

35. What's another name for eggplant? (answer: vegetables)

36. When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? (answer: in the restaurant)

37. What else can I borrow (A: Excuse me)

38. When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

39. The angrier, the bigger the thing. (answer: temper)

40. There is one thing that you can only hold with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this? (answer: right hand)

4 1. What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? (Answer: No one came to the wedding reception)

42. Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

43. A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? (Answer: Because it is a sign to help old M)

44. There is an absolute * * * in every couple's life. What is that? (Answer: I got married on the same day in the same year)

45. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

46. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? (Answer: It looks like a sheep)

47. Where are the fewest Buddha statues? (Answer: South, there is no Amitabha in the south)

48. How long will it take Tsinghua University to finish reading? Answer: It only takes one second to read Tsinghua. )

49. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Because trees can't jump at all! )

50. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market will not come)

5 1. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

52. The ancients in China once dipped their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? (Answer: The clothes are wet)

53. Why does 60 yuan buy one and 20 yuan buy two? Answer: 40 dollars in change.

54. Mom and Dad, brothers and sisters, a * * *, only three people. Why? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)

55. A person loves to drink and is afraid of his wife, who stipulates that he must take off his shoes when entering the door. He remembered that it was an imperial edict. One day, I came back from drinking. Just arrived at the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words, and I had to take off my shoes when I entered the door. I quickly took off my shoes and walked barefoot to the fifth floor. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife, I remember to take off my shoes today. (Answer: You must take off your shoes)

56. What word is universal? (Answer: Arabic numerals)

57. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Temperature)

58. What gives birth to a tail at night? (answer: popular)

59. What is the ceremony that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances? (Answer: My own funeral)

When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: a quadrilateral, cut off one corner and leave five corners.