A joke about the dialogue between men and women who seek to abuse their hearts

He suddenly said. Let's divorce.

He is very serious. It doesn't sound like a joke to me.

My first thought is.

He must have lost a lot by copying stocks. Or terminally ill. Afraid of getting me into trouble.

I shook my head firmly. There is a sense of pride that he will suffer with him.

His second sentence sent me to hell. "I fell in love with someone else. Sorry. "

"When?" I tried to hold my breath.

"For half a year. I met him on a trip. She is a tour guide. It's simple. People are enthusiastic. "

Maybe I realized that I used too many compliments.

He stopped. Look at me guiltily.

"How much love."

"I like it very much."

I didn't ask any more questions.

Asking too many questions will only hurt you more.

Why not save yourself some face?

Recall the days when I was with him.

We are very happy.

But ... since people like the new and hate the old. Why don't I let go?

I took a deep breath.

"Everything is as you mean. Someone can take this scourge away from me. Thank you very much. "

He looked at me in surprise.

He knows that I am not an open-minded woman.

"In fact, I also have aesthetic fatigue for you."

You are as light as a feather to me.

Don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

He felt deeply guilty.

Decided to leave everything at home to me and the children.

Before the divorce. He invited me to eat with him. After a few drinks. He talks too much.

He said.

He hopes to get my blessing.

He also took the initiative to talk about the girl.

She is full of energy. Stay with her. He has the feeling of being ignited.

Remembering that I was young and beautiful. I was full of energy and attracted him like that.

Me and that. Just a few years later.

But it is clearly labeled as old love and new love.

"She is very naive. A little thing can make her feel satisfied. "

"Go shopping with her."

"I won a bar of soap in the lottery."

"Take her to jiaozi."

"Send her a 20 yuan electronic watch."

"Buy her a cake made of clay."

"She will be ecstatic."

"With her. I am very relaxed. "

"The room where I can smoke smells like smoke."

"I can play mahjong all night."

"Drinking with friends."

He reveled in his happiness. Full of tenderness.

but I ...

Like all yellow-faced women.

Careful calculation.

Ask him about every expense.

Go shopping and buy a pair of socks.

I forbade him to smoke. He was forbidden to drink. I am more opposed to his gambling.

"With her. I feel my heart beating faster. Everything is full of power. "

He's obviously a little drunk.

I interrupted him.

"From then on. I am no longer your yellow-faced woman. "

"No longer a servant you don't have to pay."

"I can save you time in ironing and tying a tie. To dress yourself up. "

"I can save money to buy clothes for you. Choose some fashionable clothes for yourself. "

"I don't have to rack my brains to search for n kinds of fishing methods. Don't please your stomach. "

"I want to eat and do it. Do not want to cook. I can go to eat fast food. "

"I don't have to worry about your smoking hurting your lungs anymore. Drinking hurts the liver. "

"I'll never help you wash your messy sheets again."

"You're not drunk. When sleeping in the corner of the street. Looking for the street while crying. "

"I don't have to worry about your relatives who have a birthday today. Who will marry a wife tomorrow? "

"Don't send your parents living expenses every month."

"Don't have to sit with you for half a day every year. Carrying a big bag and a small bag, I walked more than ten miles of mountain roads. Just to have dinner with my parents. "

"yes. Divorce. That's great. "

Go ahead. Tears filled my eyes.

He looked at me blankly.

I have always been calm.

But ... a little alcohol betrayed my heart.

Women in their thirties. Who doesn't care about their years of marriage?

I smiled again.

"Leave. Stay and see how long you are proud. "

"You love her very much, don't you? She loves you very much, doesn't she? "

"Come on. Live together for several years. See if you will see her again, and your heart will beat faster. "

"What she can give you now is what I gave you ten years ago. Just toss it. "

"You'll find it if you toss enough."

"You just repeated the road we walked."

"You are drunk." He looked at me nervously.

"I'm not naive? Have I never been young and beautiful? "

"I send you a copper ring. A book and a bookmark are a treasure. "

"I braved the cold to knit gloves for you."

"I also like it very much."

"But into marriage. The role of women is very complicated. "

"At the same time of love. The responsibility is great. "

"She can't love someone very much anymore."

"She wants to separate some of her love for her parents-in-law from this great love."

"I have to take a little more from it to love my parents."

"I have to love my children in a way."

"Great love is baptized by marriage."

"There are only seven points left."

"When another loves to attack her happiness very much. She can't resist. "

"Miss took the hand. A warm current welled up in my heart. "

"Hold the hand of the lover. There are ups and downs. "

"Hold his wife's hand. Equal to the left hand touching the right hand. "

"Left hand and right hand are all their own hands. After all, the wife is her right-hand man. When you cut your left arm and right arm with a knife. Isn't it yourself that hurts? "

Finally. He insisted on not getting divorced.

I asked why.

He said.

You are not as rational when you are sober as when you are drunk.

Not as smart as you are when you are drunk.