I am looking for jokes about the devil and the princess

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming. Devil: "You can cry out for broken throat... No one will come to save you..." Princess: "Broken throat... broken throat." .." No one: "Princess... I'm here to save you..." Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..." Cao Cao: "Demon King... what did you call me for..." Demon King: "Wow. ..Saw a ghost." Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..." Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..." Demon King: "oh, my god!" God: "Who called me?" Who: "No one calls you..." No one: "How can I? You are just pretending!" Suan: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "Me again? Are you looking for trouble?" Trouble: "Where? One is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here." Many people: "I just arrived... who are you?" Which one: "I'm not who. "Who: "He's not me." Princess: "Are you all here to save me?" Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement." Liveliness: "What's good about me?" " God: "It's none of my business, let's go now." Demon King: "You answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?" Go on: "You are a good Demon King and don't do it. What do you want me to do?" Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave." No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go..." Why: "I won't let the princess go. , I want to watch the excitement." Lively: "What do you want me to do?" What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!" You actually said: "How can I?" Me: "What does it have to do with me?" Demon King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..." Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..." Crazy: "What do you want me to do?" You want me: "I don't know anything!" I didn't know anything: "I didn't know!" I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?" Someone said: "I didn't call you!" I didn't: "Who called him?" Who said: "It's unfair...I didn't..." I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..." You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

"Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?" Who: "Please...I didn't say anything." I said nothing: "What do you want me to say?" I said nothing: "... You...aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Hao...even if I have such a long name...I will be called..." Who: ". ..I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible." Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..." I don't care about anything. No: "Don't disturb us. We are talking..." Don't disturb us: "I'm not talking..." No: "I'm not talking!..." I don't say anything: "-_-\"...Let's go outside and talk..." Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)" I have nothing to say: "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily) It's none of your business: "Ugh. ..Why did you drive me away..." Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry" I didn't: "Oh...it doesn't have to do with me anymore" What does it have to do with me: "What? Is someone calling me?" Someone: "Who wants to call you..." Who: "I really have to leave...t.t" Leaving: "I'm really embarrassed...*v.v* ”(\"Who\" fell to the ground) None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?" None of my business: "...Cousin...Long time no see..." Long time: "I'm not here..." Demon King: "Are you done?" Ended: "He doesn't have me." You: "I don't have him." Me: "Who said that?" Who: "Call me." What?" You: "You actually want to fuck me?" You: "I can't fuck him" I: "Who said I can't?" Who: "That's unfair! I didn't say..." Said: "Call me What are you doing?" You two: "You two are so shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it!" Face: "Who wants me?" Who: "I don't want it" Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away People" People: "Drive me out? Looking for K" K: "Who is looking for me?" Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!" Him: "Don't kill me" Me: " Who wants to kill me?" Someone: "Finally, let me arrest someone and kill him..." One person: "Don't arrest me." Me: "I've had enough, I will kill anyone who mentions my name again." I won’t let you go!” Who: “Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!” Me: “Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!” Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: “What’s so good about me?” Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me?" What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you!" What's good about me: "Brother, let's go out and talk." Demon King: "Damn... this is a marriage recognition meeting. .." From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...