Please give me more short and hilarious jokes (except for vulgar jokes)

1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you! ?

2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle! ?

3. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

4. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even tried to trick me yet! ?

5. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot! ?

6. Mirrors always reflect light! ?

7. Is handsome enough to use P? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns! ?

8. If you leave it to me, you don’t have to worry, nothing can go wrong! ?

9. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...?

10. Don't thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you! ?

11. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti! ?

12. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you! ?

13. Can’t reach it? Try stepping on the left foot and the right foot?

14. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and they should have died long ago. Got it! ?

15. You said... you like me? Actually... I started... Actually, I also... Well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot. .?

16. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you! ?

17. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t say.?

18. Can a scholar be accused of stealing?

19 Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital! ?

20. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers. ?

21. The weather is good today, windy and windy. It’s raining.?

22. As a typical failure, you are so successful! ?

23. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...?

24. The feet of three cobblers stink as much as one Zhuge Liang.?

25. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows! ?

26. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe! ?

27.A: Where to eat? I have no money.?

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.?

28. Do you think there is anything that should be left behind?

29. I have a green dragon on my left and a tattoo on my waist. I have a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist.?

30.A: This grudge It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without retribution.?

B: Then how can I let you die?

31. There is a road in the book mountain, first work it out, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning. Eight treasures make porridge.?

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.?

33.A: Have you done your homework? ?

B: Sit down! Well, it’s still warm under the buttocks... You want it? I’ll give it to you.?

34. Who is in charge today? They don’t even wipe the blackboard! ?

35. How much does this shoe cost per pound?

36. I was really blinded back then...?

37. Is this blind man? A blind man?