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Humorous sentences describing people who cannot go out due to the epidemic
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1. I am a little unhappy in this Year of the Rat, and I am not in love with each other. I am not satisfied with this performance at all, and I can’t go out to play yet!
2. It’s true that you are a prodigal woman. You can’t go out. You hold back your idleness, and your lazy cancer also takes action.
3. This New Year is a holiday for us where we are trapped at home and cannot have fun, and some people are still fighting for their lives.
4. This Spring Festival, I am stuck at home due to the epidemic, but I can spend more time with my family.
5. Why did I experience two epidemics at such a young age that I had to be trapped at home for a long time, turning into a caged beast?
6. I’m quite happy that I can’t go out due to the epidemic. After all, it doesn’t affect me. I originally wanted to stay at home, but now I feel trapped.
7. I originally planned to go home during the Spring Festival and gain 10 pounds, but ended up being trapped at home due to the epidemic. I couldn’t buy or eat anything, so I could only lose weight day by day.
8. Because of the epidemic, if you are trapped at home, take a look at Mom. Save money on movie tickets.
9. Our family, who is trapped at home due to the epidemic, has had three quarrels to relieve our boredom.
10. I am trapped at home due to the epidemic and have not seen my boyfriend for many days! Get well soon.
11. The pneumonia epidemic is serious, and it feels really bad to be trapped at home. It seems that the child is suffocating, lying next to the window, staring at the outside world.
12. I want to eat hot and sour noodles. I am trapped at home day after day, as if I am in prison, without food and clothing. I only have noodles and Lao Ganma every day. When the epidemic is over, I must eat enough!
13. The sun is shining brightly, but unfortunately I can’t go out, so I can only bask in the sun on the balcony at home!
14. We have a picnic today. We can’t go out at home now. The crispy noodles in the supermarket are very tempting today.
15. Unable to go out, I looked for happiness on my own. I rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find a pot, and made my own hot pot for the first time.
16. My mobile phone has been fully charged even after three days without charging. Although I am trapped at home, I still live a fulfilling life. I occasionally check my mobile phone to pay attention to the epidemic.
17. This is really a special Spring Festival. I am trapped at home, and I have many concerns in my heart. I pray that the epidemic can be controlled, everyone is safe, and the world is peaceful!
18. I am stuck at home every day and I don’t know what to do. I post in Moments every day, which makes me feel annoyed. The day when the epidemic is effectively controlled will be our New Year!
19. Where is the interesting soul? Being stuck at home is driving me crazy. It is hoped that the epidemic can be effectively controlled.
20. On the Nth day when I couldn’t go out, I started to eat on the balcony and watch the outside world.
21. Be prepared and have nothing to fear, and walk the right path!
22. I once thought that I would meet a boy who could make me quit the carousing outside, but I didn’t expect that a bat changed me.
23. I hope the epidemic will end soon and we can have another round of food at the end of summer!
24. I feel that I have entered an old age and haven’t gone out for many days.
25. I have to say that it’s really hard to be transferred to the transfer station. I only sleep 4 hours a day! I really hope the epidemic ends soon!
26. I hope that the epidemic will end soon, that the country will be peaceful and the people are safe, that I will always be healthy and happy, and that I will see the people I want to see soon!
27. When you play King of Glory, try to fight in the jungle as little as possible. They are all wild animals and are easy to get the new coronavirus. If you really need to fight in the wild, use Lanling King. He has a mask, so don’t use it. Play with Mi Yue, she raises bats.
28. Just listen to me when I lose my temper. When it’s over, I will give in and show you.
29. Don’t come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant.
30. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.
31. During the epidemic, I still stay at home, pay attention to protection and wash hands frequently. I hope this plague can end soon
32. It has been 8 days, news They were only told to wash their hands frequently, but they were not told when to wash their hair and face. They did not dare to wash their hands for fear of violating the regulations.
33. As long as you still have breath, stay at home and defend your position.
34. Are there any students who need a snack? The fresh mushrooms that just grew on my head.
35. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.
36. I don’t want to hate people, because this kind of behavior is boring.
37. I used to think I could eat it as a meal if I liked it, but now I think it’s still delicious.
38. Stay at home and laugh all the time, and don’t take medicine for minor illnesses!
39. As long as the food is not eaten up, find a vegetable leaf to make a bowl of soup.
40. Technology has really developed. Now I can be so angry that my brain hurts from strangers thousands of miles away without leaving home!
41. I finally understand the life of an otaku (otaku).
42. Keep your concern in your heart and see you again after we get through the difficulties.
43. The Chinese New Year has passed in a blink of an eye, and I have been at home for twenty days. Time flies by, and I realize the true meaning of writing.
44. This is the first time I feel this sense of crisis. I just hope that this epidemic will end soon and the country and people can live a normal life as soon as possible.
45. Let’s live a tight life and eat three meals at a time.
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