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"When you were 1 year old, she nursed you and bathed you. In return, you cried all night. ..... "What is the original?

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Original text:

When you 1 year-old, she nursed you and bathed you. In return, you cried all night.

When you were 3 years old, she lovingly cooked for you. In return, you threw a dish she cooked on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she bought you colored pens. In return, you painted abstract paintings all over the wall.

When you were 5 years old, she bought you beautiful and expensive clothes. In return, you wore them to play in the mud pit.

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a ball. In return, you used it to break your neighbor's glass.

When you were 9 years old, she paid you a lot of money to help you practice the piano. In return, you often missed classes and didn't practice.

When you were 1 1 years old, she accompanied you and your friends to the movies. In return, you let her sit in another row.

When you 13 years old, she suggested that you get a haircut, but you said that she didn't know what a fashionable hairstyle was.

When you 14 years old, she paid you for a month's summer camp, but you didn't call her for a whole month.

When you 15 years old, she came home from work and wanted to give you a hug. In return, you turned into the house and plugged in the door.

When you 17 years old, she was waiting for an important phone call. You held the phone and chatted with your friends all night.

When you 18 years old, she was moved to tears because you graduated from high school, while you were out partying with friends until dawn.

When you 19 years old, she paid for your college and sent you to school. You let her get off at a far place, for fear that your classmates would see you laughing.

When you were 20 years old, she asked you "Where have you been all day?" You replied: I don't want to be like you.

When you were 23 years old, she bought you furniture to decorate your new home. You told your friends that the furniture she bought was terrible.

When you were 30 years old, she gave you advice on how to take care of your children. You said to her, Mom, times are different.

When you were 40 years old, she called you and said that her relatives had a birthday. You replied: Mom, I am busy and have no time.

When you were 50 years old, she was often ill and needed your care, while you were reading a book at home about her parents leaving their children's home.

Finally one day, she passed away. Suddenly ... you remember all the things you didn't do, and they beat your heart like hammers.

From: Youth Digest

Youth Digest, sponsored by China Youth Publishing House and director of the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League, was first published in 198 1 1, and has been changed to bimonthly since 2000. It is the youth magazine with the largest circulation in China, with a single issue of145-10.5 million copies.

The purpose of running a magazine: to carry forward advanced culture and serve and guide young people is the purpose of running a magazine, which is a spiritual reader for young people's growth, success and success in the new period.

Style characteristics: healthy content, heavy thoughts, novel expression and youthful atmosphere. Youth Digest magazine is a comprehensive digest publication sponsored by the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League and China Youth Publishing House, and it is the largest youth magazine in China. Since the publication of 198 1, Youth Digest has always adhered to the correct publishing policy, constantly innovated, and its circulation has reached record highs, winning praise from the industry and readers. He won the nomination award of the first national periodical award and the second national periodical award, was listed as a double-high periodical in China, and was named as the first and second national key social science periodicals, realizing the society. In the past twenty years, Youth Digest has shown more and more vitality. As a social periodical of China Youth Publishing House, Youth Digest continues the purpose of China Youth Publishing House, actively disseminates scientific and cultural knowledge, and takes "guiding and serving the youth" as its own publishing concept. After years of exploration, the journal has formed its own characteristics in content selection and article style. -Easy to read and not superficial, so as to guide teenagers in a simple and friendly style. In terms of column setting, it closely follows all aspects of teenagers' life, and sets up sections such as "growth", "emotion", "life", "society", "people", "fashion", "vision", "literature garden" and "hot reading" to explore the truth, goodness and beauty in life through stories, handouts, beautiful articles and other forms and create a positive outlook. Since its establishment, the simple, cordial, elegant and fresh style has always been the same, full of inspiration, philosophy, sense of the times and guidance, and it is unique in the periodical market.