Roommates bring their girlfriends home.

On the first day of the New Year, the wife suggested to her husband, "Starting today, the New Year must have a new atmosphere and respect each other. I will get rid of the bad habit of swearing, and you will get rid of the habit of hitting people easily, okay? "

My wife finally couldn't hold back. She was furious and asked: You have attended the primary school reunion twice, and you are still in different grades. How many years did you study in primary school? The landlord replied cautiously: Isn't it a year off and a repetition? You only studied for seven years. Yao Di, it seems that junior high school classmates are afraid to attend the reunion, or they will be exposed for five years.

If you are a spare tire of a goddess, you will always be a spare tire, but if you are a spare tire of ten goddesses, the goddess is your spare tire! ! ! Fight! !

Going to my girlfriend's house, just entering the door, her mother shouted in the kitchen: "The girl is back, is your date here?" My girlfriend missed Doby's mother and said, "No, he has something to do." My girlfriend's mother said loudly in the kitchen, "I just didn't eat his meal. Fortunately, I didn't come."

Go home and find the door unlocked, so you won't be a thief! So he slipped into the kitchen and picked up a kitchen knife. At this time, the light came on slowly, and the room was red, full of petals, champagne, candles and steak! It's so romantic. When I saw this scene, I shed tears and slowly put down the kitchen knife ... My husband made a voice from the cabin: "Dear! Do you like it! " I wiped my tears and said, "Thank you, husband!" Husband rushed out and said, "You said you would come back tomorrow!" "I immediately picked up a kitchen knife again. ...

There is a funny roommate in college. At the beginning of school, my senior told me to meet at the south side of the playground at eight o'clock in the morning to prepare for military training. She asked sadly, "Do girls also go to the men's room?"