Collect all kinds of humorous classic jokes.

Friend, I specially collected a little joke, if you don't laugh ... then give the best answer to others, I hope everyone is happy. Hey, hey, jokes are fun. It's all short paragraphs, and it won't be annoying. An ant and a white rabbit were walking in the forest when they suddenly met an elephant. The ant hurriedly plunged into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: shh ... don't make any noise, and watch me trip it to death. ! ! ! (2) A patient who had an operation for the first time anxiously said to the doctor, "I'm scared. This is my first operation. " The doctor said that I was even more scared: "This is also my first operation." (3) Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, A Shuang's family cried his name in tears: A Shuang ... A Shuang ... A Shuang. Passing by here, passers-by wondered: What are you happy about when everyone is dead? Hearing this question, A Shuang's family felt even more distressed: A Shuang, ... Shuang, Shuang Shuang, Shuang Shuang ... It's awesome ... It's awesome. (4) A monk said to a patroness, "Patron, you have a bad omen (bra)." The patroness was anxious: "Master, how can I get rid of the ominous sign (bra)?" The monk said: "even if you get rid of the bad omen (bra), the centipede thinks: fortunately, I have many legs!" The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future. [6] Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons behind them to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 7. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University! ⑻ A woman took the train, her period came, and there was no place to return the sanitary napkins ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! Just hit a farmer's face, and the farmer touched his face and said after reading it. I use a fork. .. the train is fast. If I get another piece of paper, I'll be covered in blood! ! ! ! Hua Mulan joined the army. . . One day during the war, my period came, and I was about to change sanitary napkins when suddenly a shell came. She passed out. . . . When she woke up, she was already on the operating table. . . . The doctor said. Are you okay? ! ! ! "Mulan said," What's the matter? I'm fine. " . . . . "It's nothing. . Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! ! "The doctor said," But it's all right now! " Mulan said, "What's the matter?" . . "Let me sew it on for you! ! ~ "said the doctor. A woman can't get married because of her small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as steamed bread?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber and knelt in front of the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, Wang Zi steamed bread!" " "Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts? "The man said," Is it as big as a peach? "That woman is right! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt on one knee and shouted at the sky, "Oh, my God, cherries are peaches, too?" " ! ! !" Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said, "Is it as big as an orange?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down to the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, kumquat?" ! ! ! "Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "Do you dislike my small breasts? "The man said," Is it as big as an egg? "That woman is right! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt on one knee and shouted at the sky, "Oh, my God, poached eggs? ! ! ! """Li Li," the agent replied, forbidding Ctrl+C copying. I hope everyone can be happy.