Line up for the party

Feng Gong: Let me introduce you. This is the manager of our sponsor Donkey Monopoly Company. Welcome to visit.

Cattle: Nice to meet you all. I heard that this party has some money.

Feng Gong: We are a small station, and we are short of funds.

Cattle: I sponsored it. Just talking. How many donkeys do you need?

Feng Gong: No, no,no. We don't need donkeys.

Scalper: Just asking for money?

Feng Gong: Alas.

Niu: How much does the donkey need? How much is this donkey?

Feng Gong: No, no, no, manager, let's put this donkey thing aside, and I'll give you a report on the overall thinking of our party.

Cattle: Alas, why report it? You are in charge, why do you report to me? You remit it, you remit it.

Feng Gong: Our party is a fashion show.

Niu: Hey! What's going on here? You brought my donkey, huh? . You remit yours.

Feng Gong: Why are you carrying a donkey? oh Where is the theme song of our party? We are going to invite Mao Amin to sing.

Bull: You! Why don't you tie it to the post? Oh, Ni Hui.

Feng Gong: Well, we specially invited Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang to be the host of this party.

Bull: Give it some forage and it won't bark! You remit yours

Feng Gong: Mm-hmm. . In addition, Grandpa Feng, a big cow, performed a fashion show for everyone. . .

Bull: You unlucky child, you are always pulling the donkey's ear to play! Oh, go ahead and remit it.

Feng Gong: You haven't listened to me for a long time.

Niu: Yes, what did you say? ! ah

Feng Gong: This party is called Fashion Spring. With the improvement of people's living standards. .

Niu: Director, director! I'm an amateur, so you can't laugh at me.

Feng Gong: Ah, go ahead.

Niu: I think this party is too vulgar. It is always called spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Feng Gong: Oh, that makes sense.

Niu: Can it not be called fashion spring?

Feng Gong: As you wish.

Bull: Why not call it donkey night? Our names are loud enough.

Feng Gong: No, no, no, that won't do. The name can't be changed.

Cattle: I sponsored it.

Feng Gong: Even if you sponsor it.

Niu: I gave you money, so you can't help but mention the donkey.

Feng Gong: Not even money.

Niu: No? Yao discussed?

Feng Gong: No, sorry.

Cattle: I'm sorry about that. Secretary Liu, please fix the car and bring my donkey cart. I have to attend a meeting.

Feng Gong: Ah, no, no, no, listen to me, manager. Listen to me. Although the name can't be changed, how about I, uh, volunteer to advertise for you?

Scalper: Advertising?

Feng Gong: Ah, a very beautiful lipstick.

Cattle: Lipstick?

Feng Gong: It's lipstick.

Niu: What does lipstick have to do with donkeys?

Feng Gong: The advertising words are all changed to the content of your company: Wow! It's a donkey, right? It's really a donkey meat brand. It's extraordinary. Using a donkey's lip instead of a horse's mouth will make your donkey's lip not right. Oh, is that okay? Is it okay?

Bull: Oh, great!

Feng Gong: Come on, that's it.

Cattle: Well, I have sponsored it. Is there any specific plan?

Feng Gong: The program is good, first of all.

Niu: You said

Feng Gong: First, Mao Amin sings the theme song.

Niu: Mao Amin.

Feng Gong: In the music, Mao Amin came from the depths of the stage in a beautiful white gauze skirt.

Niu: Mao Amin rode a donkey and came to us from the depths of the stage with the music.

Feng Gong: Mao Amin rides a donkey?

Niu: She is so beautiful!

Feng Gong: Oh, let me see. Oh, by the way, Mao Amin is wearing a floral coat, a floral scarf and riding a donkey. It is broken. Mao Amin has turned to stealing mines.

Scalper: Stealing mine, right, right, interesting.

Feng Gong: Mao Amin took the microphone and walked to the audience, singing as he walked.

Niu: Mao Amin walked off the stage with a microphone in his hand. He felt that the line was not long enough, so he kept beating the donkey.

Feng Gong: Huh?

Bull: This is a reasonable list.

Feng Gong: This is absolutely impossible. sorry

Niu: I paid for it.

Feng Gong: Not even money.

Niuqun: Secretary Liu, get the car ready.

Feng Gong: No, no, no, manager, manager, although Mao Amin can't pound a donkey, I can pound a living person.

Bull: That won't do.

Feng Gong: None other than the general manager of your company. On TV, another small word appeared, the general manager of Donkey Monopoly Company.

Cattle: Parentheses are equivalent to one meter. Let our general manager give you another report.

Feng Gong: No report. Say one word at most. If your general manager is good at telling a little joke, guess.

Scalper: Guess? Oh, our general manager is full of riddles. He told a riddle that day, and I guessed it for three days and three nights.

Feng Gong; tell me

Bull: It looks like a donkey from a distance, but it looks like a donkey from a close distance. It's a donkey, but it can't be ridden.

Feng Gong; This is?

Bull: Dead donkey

Feng Gong: Is this riddle true? What the hell is this?

Bull: Sponsorship. What's still on?

Feng Gong: Zhao Zhongxiang presided over the party, and Zhao Zhongxiang walked off the stage with a microphone in a straight suit.

Niu: Zhao Zhongxiang walked off the stage with a microphone in his hand. He felt that the line was not long enough, so he kept beating the donkey.

Feng Gong: No, no,no. Zhao Zhongxiang has a wireless microphone.

Niu: Mo Xian?

Feng Gong: No way.

Bull: That can't be hammered out yet.

Feng Gong: Zhao Zhongxiang mainly performed impromptu magic performances for everyone, which changed people to a great extent, and invited comedian Zhao Benshan to star.

Put a box on the stage, Zhao Benshan got in, and Zhao Zhongxiang said it had changed. When he opened the box, Zhao Benshan had disappeared.

Niu: It's great to turn a donkey into a live donkey.

Feng Gong: Great changes in life,

Bull: donkey

Feng Gong: People.

Niuqun: Secretary Liu, take a taxi!

Feng Gong: Donkey! Turn into a live donkey!

Niu: Why do you say that? I just have such a donkey temper.

Feng Gong: And a donkey.

Scalper: Come on, what's on?

Feng Gong: The crosstalk show is good. Father Niu Niufeng will perform a cross talk for everyone.

Cow: Father Feng, a cow, walked off the stage with a microphone. He didn't think the line was long enough, so he kept banging.

Feng Gong: Stop it,

Bull: It's not over yet.

Feng Gong: Another donkey was smashed out, right?

Niu: Who said anything about smashing donkeys? Who said that it takes two donkeys to pound one donkey? The two of them beat two donkeys.

Feng Gong: No, no, in the form of cross talk, once the microphone swings, it can't move.

Niuqun: Either this cross talk can't be a sketch, or this form is too dead. Speaking of cross talk, two people went to this stop.

Right, right, right, you can't change that form.

Feng Gong: How to change it:

Cow: Suppose there is a cow standing here and a donkey standing there. The next day, the headlines of major newspapers were that the reform had a new atmosphere and the cow had a new partner.

Feng Gong: I'll see who dares to clap again. This is, with you, you must have ridden his donkey. I tell you, you look at him in a single way, but no, it's art.

Niuqun: Secretary Liu, take a taxi.

Feng Gong: No, no, no, manager, although Niu Niu is talking to Feng Gong, every sentence in this content can't be separated from the donkey: ride the donkey and see what happens, OK?

Bull: There are donkeys!

Feng Gong: Zhang rode the donkey down, but it didn't. He killed the donkey, and others led the donkey and I ate it.

Cattle: Is there a donkey in the name of this cross talk?

Feng Gong: There is a donkey. That's the name. . Oh, I'm at the end of my rope. Well, I'm at my wit's end.

Niu: OK! What's still on?

Feng Gong: The following program is good, sixty children,

Cow: Sixty children, holding 60 microphones, pound out 60 donkeys. Alas, this donkey is enough.

Feng Gong: Well, I said the manager.

Niu: What's the matter? What is this?

Feng Gong: Not the manager. Do you have to drag me into the donkey? This is my first party. I beg you. You don't want the audience to call me donkey guide in the future, do you? ! Manager, you can't add donkeys to this program under any circumstances, hahahaha. . .

Niu: No, are you crying or laughing?

Feng Gong: I beg you.

Cattle: Forget it, director, I'm talking about it. We haven't contacted for a long time, so I think you are honest and can pay. After that, we can't say that our sponsorship is unreasonable, disrespectful to art, without donkeys, and even the word donkey can't be mentioned. Who can mention the word donkey, director, and plot against you?

Feng Gong: The last program, sixty children, ran to the audience, turned around and ran to the oasis on the horizon.

Scalper: No, that's all, director. I just have one small request: sixty children, run to the audience and turn around. Can you add a small tail to each one? !