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A scientific paper describing pandas.

This time, I saw a panda in the zoo. Panda is really a very beautiful and lovely animal. Its living habits make people laugh. Let me introduce the panda, the national treasure of our motherland.

Pandas are very popular, but they are on the verge of extinction in this world. Pandas are rare animals, so we should take good care of them.

It has short limbs, slow movements, only black and white body, and a pair of shiny black eyes embedded in its furry face, which is very cute.

Pandas live a leisurely life. It likes to take a leisurely walk on the flat ground and play happily. Sometimes it will look up at us and think about why we should look at it. Sometimes it sits on the grass with its head down, as if it had met something sad, and some seemed angry, which made people puzzled! When it is happy, it somersaults on the grass, just like a big ball rolling around on the ground. Seeing this scene really makes people laugh.

Panda is lazy, too. When they sleep, their stomachs are facing the sky. Sometimes, they pat their stomachs gently with their front paws. Sometimes, when he kicks his feet, he turns over. I thought he was getting up! Unexpectedly, he fell asleep again. He turned over, rubbed his sleepy eyes with his hand, looked at people curiously, staggered to the other side of the railing and sat down, as if to clear his head. Unexpectedly, he lay down and fell asleep again. Alas, pandas can really sleep!

Pandas are also very hygienic. After eating, he should squat down by the pool, lean his hands against the pool, lower his head, drink water and moisten his throat. Look at its appearance, it really makes people laugh!