Funny jokes about washing clothes.

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. ? He loves her more than anyone in the world. ? But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason. ? Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind. ? Finally one day he killed his girlfriend. He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life. ? Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with long hair and red tongue hanging down. Ten fingers claimed his life like hooks. ? The nightmare tortured him to death, and one day he found a Taoist priest to get rid of him. The Taoist priest asked him to do three things? First, bury your girlfriend's body properly? Second, burn the pajamas his girlfriend wore before she died? Third, wash the hidden bloody clothes? Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed! He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but the bloody clothes were nowhere to be found. ? It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet. ? He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off. At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. ? The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the sound of broken glass made people even more jumpy. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was plunged into darkness and lightning. I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, her eyes dripping with blood, her face ferocious, and she pointed at him sharply: "? Do you know why the blood can't be washed away? " He was too scared to say a word. ? The girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Libai washing powder, you idiot."