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An interesting story about getting wet in the rain.
I just got off work and had a midnight snack. It rained heavily. A beautiful woman squatted in the rain and made a phone call. She was soaked to the skin. Pull her under the eaves and persuade her to go home. She just came out of the bar. She may be in a bad mood or lovelorn. Asked why it was raining, she replied: She was drunk and wanted to wake up in the rain. Is there such a way to sober up these days? I said she wouldn't take her home, so I had to leave my business card and leave safely.
Even if it rains on cloudy days, it won't make you rain. I will be by your side to shelter from the wind and rain.
I like the feeling of rain. Rain is the most comfortable thing to forget unhappy things.
I looked for him, not to give me an umbrella on rainy days, but to accompany me in the rain and take away my troubles and sadness.
In the afternoon, he gave me cold medicine. He gave me his umbrella when it rained after school.
Don't be silent, okay? Don't get wet, okay? Don't be depressed, okay? Don't smoke, okay? Don't stay up late, okay? Don't worry me @
Maybe no one knows the pain of getting wet in the rain. After all, everyone is snubbing me.
Girls always like to run out in the rain because no one knows they are crying.
It is raining. I don't need your umbrella. Stay with me in the rain.
Rainy days are depressing, and getting wet with you is really beautiful ~
She would rather get wet in the rain than you give her an umbrella. Why are you so persistent? .
I like to meet you when it rains, and it rains together, because even if I cry, you can't see.
I like rainy days, because rainy days can hide my sadness, because rainy days can make me cry freely, but they are not found. You can continue to pretend to be strong after the rain!
An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, I won't keep what doesn't belong to me, I won't want it, and it's not unusual to really give it to me. What you said and did, you can't go back. The past is doomed to the past and cannot be forced. Learn to let go, learn to let go, don't hate anyone, don't blame anyone, experience and meet, no matter how I live, my purpose is only one, not against my will, not regret.
It is raining again. Because I was not careful, I didn't know where I threw my umbrella, so I had to change it. It suddenly occurred to me that one summer a few years ago, I lent my umbrella to a boy and told him that my umbrella could only shade the sun, and I couldn't get caught in the rain, otherwise it would lose its shading function.
Because the mood is not good
The weather is cold, remember to add clothes, don't just care about etiquette; Don't forget to take an umbrella when it rains. It's raining heavily; Remember to take medicine when you are sick. Don't forget that I am a friend who cares about you.
The child who came home with an umbrella in the rain was very sad.
Blow will catch a cold, get wet will have a fever, love is good.
The biggest advantage of getting wet in the rain is that crying won't be found by others, and you can pretend to be cruel and strong ~ ~ ~
After breaking up, I will still feel that you are in the rain and I am in pain.
I like standing in the rain when it rains, so that no one will find me crying.
I don't like rain, but I like the feeling of rain.
-She is happy at someone else's house, waiting for you to catch a cold in the rain.
I like getting wet in the rain because I want to hold an umbrella for me and shelter me from the wind and rain.
I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet in the rain.
One day, if I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.
I was unlucky. I went shopping and picked up RMB. The rain was smashed by dollars, and the wind was blown by pounds.
People who drink have worries, people who smoke have stories, and people who get wet in the rain have what?
I have never understood a question. For example, if a person is in a bad mood and wants to get drunk in the rain, friends or lovers around him should advise him not to drink in the rain or drink in the rain. I'll help you. Which is better? I used to think that the former was made by normal people, but now I seem to hear many people say that the latter is more pleasing? Why? I really don't understand. Life is an idol drama?
It's raining, and I suddenly want to get wet with you.
I gave him an umbrella on rainy days, but I always came home in the rain.
I like to stand in the rain when it rains, because then you won't see me crying.
Boys are always depressed. Why do girls like rain? Because boys treat other girls better than themselves. Only when it rains can boys not see girls crying.
Is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting for bitches to curse all over the street? Don't be silly. Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?
It is raining. Your umbrella is on her head. And I, a man in the rain, you don't know.
Baby, it rained today. I don't know if you got wet, ate or had a good time. Mom is worried about you.
It's good to get wet outside. I don't want to graduate, I don't want to be apart, I don't want to break up, I just leave memories.
When it rains, I won't open an umbrella, because it's super cool to get wet. ...
The person who loves you most is not the one who gives you an umbrella on rainy days, but the one who gets wet with you.
Every time it rains, I think of this song. I like rainy days. Every sad child knows that.
Z. Tao has a fever, sprained Lei's waist, got wet, got a cold, and got hurt. Please be nice to exo next May!
It is raining. She gave me her umbrella, but she went home in the rain. She is my best friend. She loves me and dotes on me.
It can always rain when it rains.
If there are such people, you can tell me. It doesn't matter if you want to get wet in a bad mood. I will stay with you.
Why do you want to denigrate Yang Mi? When she was a child, she got pregnant and had to run in the rain. She called Zhou Chongguang's name in the hospital, which was a miracle when Noemie was born.
I always cry when I get wet in the rain, but it's all over/_
I like a hungry meal. I like to take a cold bath. I like to get my ears pierced. I like rain. Nobody loves me anyway.
I like rain because it reminds me of you. I like rain, because it can make me cry in front of you, and I can't see the trace.
They say the rain is cold, but we feel warm in the rain.
After the rainy season, it stopped raining.
It was raining hard outside, so I came all the way back. In fact, getting caught in the rain was not what I expected at first, but just caught up, so I agreed, feeling that getting caught in the rain was a carefree thing.
People who don't have an umbrella will get wet, and I am a person who can't open an umbrella.
My umbrella does not belong to me. I'd rather walk in the rain than have a heart. I will never stay. I love you, and I will keep myself for you.
The person who really loves you is not the one who holds an umbrella for you in rainy days, but the one who can accompany you in the rain.
I was wet by the rain and watched the umbrella hand walk in the rain. I also walked around in the rain with an umbrella and watched people enjoying the rain.
When I was a child, I was alone in the rain and didn't feel lonely. Now I want to get wet in the rain, but I have no courage.
When you get wet for others, there may be a fool who gets wet for you!
Not afraid of getting wet, I am afraid of getting wet alone.
I gradually understand why he likes to get wet in the rain-at the same time, it also makes people feel welcome to nature and unconstrained.
Rain is not for you, please don't flatter yourself, rain is because rain is my spirit.
I miss you, I want to drink, I want to get wet, I want to hug you, I want to hear your voice.
If I can't hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain.
The night is too beautiful, the night rain is dripping, and it is willful and luxurious.
It's raining, and I'm starting to miss you. I miss you very much, but I was caught in the rain under my umbrella.
When it longs for freedom, it approaches the sky with rain. When I miss you, it is raining, but the rain is full of salty taste.
When you hold an umbrella for others, please look behind you. A fool loves a person in the rain. You'd better choose someone who loves you!
Do you like the person who gave you an umbrella or the person who accompanied you in the rain?
Lonely umbrella-bearers only have umbrellas in their hands in the rain, while those who get wet have thousands of raindrops from Qian Qian to accompany me even if they are lonely.
People who get wet get wet, but the rain can't get into their hearts. He who hides from the rain can't hide from the heart rain.
On a rainy day, I suddenly want to go out in the rain to sober myself up.
An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain; I won't keep things that don't belong to me, I won't want things that don't belong to me, and it's not unusual to give them to me.
I like to get wet in the rain and then look at the left quietly.
After breaking up, I will still feel that you are in the rain and I am in pain.
The day you left, I was drinking and fighting in the rain.
Only rain knows how helpless I am.
You asked me why I like rain. You call me stupid. You don't understand. Fool, it rains to prevent you from seeing my tears.
As long as you are willing to let her get wet, someone will give her an umbrella
I want to be the one who can accompany you in the rain on rainy days and blow your hair on sunny days.
The person who loves you most is not the one who gives you an umbrella on rainy days, but the one who gets wet with you.
Get wet in the rain, get sick, and don't go to school tomorrow!
I like to get wet alone, go shopping alone, travel alone and watch the scenery alone, because I have to get used to being alone.
I really want to blow with you and blow away the unhappiness I brought; I really want to rain with you and wash away the unhappiness I brought. I'm sorry to leave the happiness and sweetness of our love!
When it rains, I can also lie to myself that I didn't cry. It's not my tears, it's just raining.
Maybe no one knows the pain of getting wet in the rain. After all, everyone is snubbing me.
On rainy days, I get wet alone, because I can't find anyone to accompany me with my umbrella.
No matter how good an umbrella is, if something exceeds its value, I will learn to give up.
I can't find my favorite umbrella, so I'd rather get caught in the rain.
It doesn't matter if the rain wakes you up.
A person who is dizzy can also see a doctor for an injection, a person who is uncomfortable can get up to buy medicine, a person can go home in the rain without an umbrella, a person can earn money to buy what he wants, and a person will cry.
He gave you his umbrella, but he stayed with another person in the rain. Love has no result, so why bother?
Russia would rather get wet than need your umbrella.
It's raining, you don't have to give me an umbrella, just stay with me in the rain.
Standing in the long street in the rain, basking in the sun in summer and snowing in winter, will you love me?
Too much rain, not cold, but unconsciously. Sad for a long time, not no longer, but become indifferent.
What about me? I can take what most people think is unfortunate as a way to relieve and release my emotions. Why can't we put openness, tolerance and interest in every rainy day in the rain?
I like getting wet in the rain, not too hot, but I don't want you to see my tears.
The problem of getting wet in the rain has not changed, and I prefer the smell of soil in the air after rain.
It was dark for a second, suitable for going out in the rain.
I like rain because I know you don't love me. Only on rainy days can you see my tears.
That day, I was caught in the rain again and caught a cold, but this time, no one ever hugged my gentle shoulder again.
I am not in the mood. I want to get wet, drink, smoke and miss you.
Did you know it rained today? Do you know I don't eat or drink? Do you know how scared I am when I am in a bad mood? Well, you don't know!
Would you choose someone who accompanied you in the rain or someone who brought you an umbrella? I will choose the person who won't throw away my umbrella to accompany me in the rain.
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