Jokes are humorous and short.

Jokes are humorous and short. As we all know, a classic joke is often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of sudden laughter. In life, some classic jokes can ease the embarrassing atmosphere of both sides. The following jokes are humorous and short.

The joke is short and humorous, 1 1, even if you are sad, you should say uncle's with a smile.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, here and there.

3, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

Honey, you must believe me. I'm dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

I choose kindness, not because I am weak, but because I understand that good and evil will be rewarded.

6. A stone in my heart finally landed, but it really hit my foot!

7, the traffic is always a lot like a big aunt at first, and it slowly disappears.

8. To treat a relationship, you should learn not to be afraid of hating others and being hated. When you determine your own principles, then don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles. You can't break your principles just to please people.

9. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

10, no matter how windy or how crazy the rain is, you can't stay in bed.

1 1. The way you try to get along with others is really lonely.

12. Be independent until you don't depend on anyone, don't expect warmth except yourself, and be independent until you can live a better life.

13, God closed a door for you and went to bed.

14, the fountain is beautiful because it has pressure; The waterfall is spectacular because she has no way out; Water can penetrate the stone because it exists forever. The same is true of life, dedicated to everyone who works hard.

15, some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

17, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

18, don't fall in love with me, hypocritical, capable we can get married.

19, God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

20. If you were born with more virtue, if you were born with food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner!

2 1. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is a godsend.

22. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

23. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life.

24. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

25, two ears don't smell things outside the window, read only e-books.

26. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

27. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

28. Don't alienate your husband unless he has no tears.

29. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

I was so nervous about taking the second exam that I left the library behind.

Humor is short 2 1. Good-looking people are cool all year round, but you are only cool in autumn.

You go your sunny way, and I will go my underground way.

3. Modern sadness has flooded, remember to be good to yourself.

4. In such a cold day, in such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to be covered with ice and ice.

Gradually, you have all gone to different cities, and my heart is all over the world, and the revival of the empire is just around the corner.

6. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

7. I didn't show you my hands in the monthly exam. I really thought I slept in class for nothing.

8. When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

9. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Priest. I will play if I can, but I won't eat him.

10, how thick the skin is, and how to dig the pigskin.

1 1, suddenly found that I was afraid to go out since I wore glasses.

12, the real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

13, I'm still young, I need some advice, but I don't need your advice …

14, I thought it was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that it was slag in the sea!

15, be sure to hold your head up and chest up so that others can't see your double chin.

16, if God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, maybe God will turn on the air conditioner.

17, going to work is to carry forward the spirit that a dead mouse can't feel cold!

18, I will always like you until I get full marks in math.

19, ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too talkative, I am a pig, I am fine.

20, poor Nike, Fuadi, Armani.

2 1, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, and I really miss them!

Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.

23. In the chemistry experiment class, the teacher asked me, "Add barium? No barium? " I immediately shouted: "Catch the landlord!" I don't think the teacher will love me anymore. The teacher shouted, "I'll grab it!" "

24. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, there will naturally be.

25. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

26. Ten years ago, I could kill your father with one hand. Ten years later, I can still kill you with one hand ... go to hell, dead mosquito!

27. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

28, don't say you are single dog, dogs are dead at your age.

29, the serious moment, a bit like a roadside film.

30. As the saying goes: When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

3 1. Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

32. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

33. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an understanding, getting married is a mistake, divorcing is a warning, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

Humor is short 3 1. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers definitely made Xueba dumbfounded.

2, depressed, short and fat, proud and tall, this is the most inspirational thing I have ever heard.

3, eat, I want it, thin, I want it, too, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever looked down on me.

7. As a mature person, I don't eat in anger, only when I am full.

I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

9. Is there anyone who once made you crazy, but now he is desperate to forget?

10, the grass is bearing seeds and the wind is shaking the leaves. It's beautiful that we stand without talking.

1 1. What should I do in my life? Firmly support all his views and train him to be.

12, time is like a high-quality paper towel, always used a lot, but I don't know where to use it.

13, I learned not to provoke others actively, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered. I am kind and cruel.

14, walked into a KFC, ordered a coke, sat down and watched the boys and girls file past the window.

15, you said that a person plays games without spraying, so how noble is he in life?

16, the aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

17, I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.

18, I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with a smile.

19, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.

20. Some people are eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot. I won't. I always eat with a pot in my arms.

2 1, I was taught from an early age not to spend money indiscriminately. When you grow up, you find that there is no money for you to spend.

22, you and he said civilization, he gave you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

23. The person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

24. Cherish the friends around you. If you lose money, you can make it again. If you lose a friend, you don't have to pay back the money.

25. If you forget, forget it. Can you delete me as a file? 0 forced uninstallation is really not possible!

26. People are the best, not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

Regarding my parents' suspicion of puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability.

28. You are so reasonable, gentle and elegant; No one has to love you, spoil you and spoil you.

29. Only the days that can be caught, the money that can be counted, and the people who stay with you are real.

Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.

3 1, what is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

Summer is so romantic, I want to invite it to the movies. If you are free, you can come along.

33. I am not a saint, I don't have many degrees, and I don't care what people think. I will stay and follow my heart.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend!

I want to give you a lovely gift, but Uncle Express won't let me into the box.

36. It is good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

37. Do your duty, live up to your conscience, be kind to every sincerity, please don't be indifferent.