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Xiantao dialect

1. Quite reliable

2. Eat hard, it's swollen.

3. Stripes

4. Hip = leg. Read hip three times.

Step 5 wake up

6. Be transparent (= neat and beautiful, \ "say \" read 1 time, \ "be transparent \ \" read 3 times).

7. Hit a red bus (naked)

8. Picking melons (naked)

9. Striped elevator (broom)

10. Floating (towels, rags, etc. )

1 1.Zi (= eraser, for example, is called \ \ "pen Zi \ \") 12. Tong 6

13. Electric water

14. Liao Jiang

15. Red newspaper hanging (naked)

16. Wash and sleep-(passive) class dismissed, laid off and fired.

17. Quite planted, the environment is not good-I don't get along very well, my work and life are not smooth, and I am going downhill.

18. Playing ancient ball = swimming

19. Happy birds = very happy.