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Special good night sentence
2, the moonlight is really good tonight, I want to eat Mai spicy chicken leg burger. Good night
3, life deceived me, so I was unwilling, so I turned on the filter, skinned, whitened, and long-legged special effects, and finally deceived life with a crazy retouching! Good night, everyone.
4. 100 population has 100 people. I'm Liu Haoran and Jackson Yi. Good night and sweet dreams.
My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move. Good night, everyone.
6. Judge a boy's taste and fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means that his taste is ok. good night
7. If you like someone very much, let him go. If he comes back, it means that this thing is not needed. Good night and sweet dreams.
8. I also want to study in Australia. Can an experienced friend teach me how to change places? good night
9. Someone asked me why I didn't go to bed. I was shocked. I am a security guard. Can I sleep? Who cares if I sleep in this circle of friends? Good night
10, really hard. I gave up a good white-collar job in the city and had to go back to my hometown to inherit the 1000 mu of land and start from farming.
1 1, make a fortune and make friends. I have to send one. Good night and sweet dreams.
12, 20 years old, driving a Lamborghini. I never asked my parents for a penny, nor did I rely on others' help. I came up with it myself. good night
13, women really can't stand any injustice. I'm just saying that my mother cooked a salty breakfast today, and she is going to send me to participate in the renovation. good night
14, my mind is guessing that besides you, it is to make a fortune. Good night
15, life is not only in front of you, but also the calluses on your feet. Good night, everyone.
16, I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor now, so he only put a dollar in my bowl. good night
17, when I was a child, my parents always chased me with rice bowls, and I didn't eat them, making me very short. Now that I understand, I began to supplement nutrition crazily, and as a result. . . Get short and fat. good night
18, is anyone going to go on road trip tomorrow? Only one person is allowed. I can't surpass it. Good night, everyone.
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