A humorous joke.

1. A village is having a meeting. Three hours have passed and the meeting is not over yet. At this moment, a middle-aged woman stood up and walked to the door.

? what are you going to do？ I wonder if the meeting is not over yet.

? I have children at home. ?

Twenty minutes later, a young woman stood up again.

? Where are you going? There are no children in your family.

? If I always sit here for meetings, my family will never have children. ?

2. The agent said to the playwright:? There is good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

The playwright said:? Let's start with the good news. ?

Agent:? Blackie likes your script very much, and she won't let it go. ?

The playwright said:? That's great. What is the bad news?

Agent:? Xiaohei is my dog. ?

There is a tall and thin man wearing a long shawl and walking proudly in the street.

A middle-aged man followed him up and down, and then said to the young man, young man, I want to take a picture of the back seat for you to advertise, ok?

The young man was very happy and said, I guess you must be a hair stylist. ?

The middle-aged man said: You guessed wrong. I sell mops. ?

In ancient times, a county held a banquet and everyone drank happily. The county magistrate and Cheng both got up and danced, but the county commandant just turned around.

The magistrate asked:? Why don't you do this?

The county commandant replied:? You moved, Xian Cheng moved, and there was only one county commandant left. If we do it again, is there any way out for the people?

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