I'm so painful

A long time ago, there was a chocolate frog walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself.

2. Once upon a time, there was a Snape. One day he went out to play and met Voldemort. Voldemort said, "I want you to be a death eater!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

Snape turned out to be a death eater.

Peter Pettigrew got a new haircut and came to school the next day. Zhan Mu saw his new hairstyle and smiled: Peter, your head looks like a kite! Peter felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

Tell you a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is sad.

Mystery man. . . I farted. . . Then he died.

When my friend luna and I just moved, there was no TV at home, and they were bored. Let's assume that there is a TV set on the desk, and then two installers have a remote control in their hands, so they can change channels. This son of a bitch has been changing the channel. I told her, but she wouldn't listen. Then we started fighting.

6. Ron came out of the bathhouse and met Hermione, who he had been longing for for for a long time, and wanted to get close. He held back for a long time and said, "Do you have many men taking a bath?"

7. Harry once saw Ginny wearing a big treasure and suddenly shouted, "You have such good skin, why do you still use Hushubao?"

8. Patient: I have insomnia. Doctor: these pills, the red ones make you dream about xiaoha; White dream of virtue; About Xiao He's Green Dream. Patient: What about eating them all? Doctor: Then you can watch Xiao Sai.

9. Ginny said to luna, Dig a traffic jam ... It's raining outside! ! Excited to see luna: Yes, I saw you.

10, MM got lost looking for a university. This is Professor McGonagall. Excuse me, how can I get to the university? Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

1 1, (Emma ordered to read carefully) I saw a ghost today, which scared me to death. Really, what does it look like? Okay ... looks like emma watson. ..

12, one day Hermione took the bus and sat in the middle. She doesn't know the way. Hermione spanked Ron, the driver, with a stick and said, Where is this? Ron: This is my ass.

13 Kragen, Harry and Cho are going to work in the Ministry of Magic.

Scrimgeour said to Mai, "You have a good physique, and you are in charge of coolies. 」

Said to Harry, "You said you got an O, and you were in charge of the mining plan. 」

He said to Qiu, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. 」

Then every other week, they start to work.

A few days later, Mai and Ha found that Qiu was gone. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first.

When they started to work, Qiu suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 」

Meg: Neville?

Meg: Neville

Meg: Neville! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Neville: cheep ~

15 Dede: "Dad, Dad, am I really a stupid child?" Lucius: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

16 once upon a time, there was a Snape in a mental hospital. He sits in front of the hospital wearing black clothes and a black umbrella every day.

Madam Pomfrey believes that "to cure him, we should start by understanding him."

So Pomfrey also squatted at the door in black with a black umbrella.

They spent a month in silence. ...

Finally, Snape spoke ...

"Excuse me ... are you ... a mushroom?"

17. Q: Who can fly faster than Zhang Qiu and a boy named Harry Potter? Guess who won?

Qiuzhangda ...

Q: Wrong ~! It is a boy. It was a boy named Harry Potter. His name is Harry Potter.

Q: Zhang Qiu doesn't want to fly with a boy wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Akihachi

Q: Wrong ~ ~! That boy also took off his sunglasses! It's that boy named Harry Potter again (-_-! )

18 Nick almost lost his head walking ~

Ron: Do you love me, Hermione?

Hermione: I love you very much.

Ron: Really?

Hermione: I'm pretty sure.

Ron: Then will you give me your chocolate pudding?

Harry: Sorry, there is a power outage in my house today, so I can't watch the DVD of the Goblet of Fire.

Ron: Can you still watch TV?