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2 1 10, guess a word, the answer is: Yan.
Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.
A person, guess a word, the answer is: big.
Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess a word, and the answer is: take it.
Including one person, guess the answer is: meat.
One person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.
A man has a bow around his waist. Guess the answer is: Yi.
Take a bite of the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer is Sue.
Confidently, guess a word, and the answer is: pay.
One big and two small, guess a word and the answer is: Nai.
A bucket of rice, guess a word and the answer is: material.
1 7, guess a word, the answer is: fat.
One plus one, guess a word. The answer is: Wang.
Half, guess a word and the answer is: mortar.
Thirteen o'clock in a word, the difficulty lies in how to order. Guess a word and the answer is: juice.
One hundred MINUS one, guess a word, the answer is: white.
Night after night, guess a word and the answer is: a lot.
A person moves two pieces of soil and guesses a word. The answer is: OK.
One week, guess a word, and the answer is: the theme.
A family of eleven, guess a word and the answer is: Ji.
There are seven people in the family. They planted an acre of land, but they didn't have enough to eat. They also have a dog. Guess the answer is: the beast.
There is a stick, a square box and a ladder hanging in the middle. Guess a word and the answer is: noodles.
A cow, guess a word, the answer is: health.
A dog has four mouths. Guess a word, and the answer is: utensils.
An arrow goes through the heart, and the answer is: yes.
It is 1. 1 meter long. When I arrived in Nanyang, there was a man in Nanyang who was only one inch long. Guess a word, and the answer is: Fu.
There is water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word and the answer is: Shantou.
One side is red, the other side is green, one side likes the wind and the other side likes the rain. Guess a word, and the answer is: autumn.
Seven people with eight eyes, guess a word and the answer is: goods.
Seven people have grass on their heads. Guess the answer is: flowers.
Seventy-two hours, guess a word and the answer is: crystal.
Seven people have eight eyes, ten people have eight eyes, West Renye Fang has eight eyes, and so does my mother. Guess four words, and the answer is: authentic.
Ninety-nine, guess a word, the answer is: white.
Nine birds, guess a word, the answer is: pigeon.
Ninth, guess a word. The answer is: Xu.
Nine carriages, guess a word, the answer is: railroad tracks.
At nine o'clock, guess a word and the answer is: pills.
Homophonic xiehouyu
Lighting the toilet-looking for death (shit)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white
Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)
Burn out the lamp oil-burn out the heart (core)
The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing)
Stir-fried Chinese onion with cabbage leaves-pro (green) plus pro (green)
Woodman Down the Mountain-Worry (Wage)
To pluck a beard-modesty (plucking) and inadequacy (beard)
Looking for a stick in the sorghum field-swing (bye)
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Nail shoes without awls-how nice (needles)
Asshole's ass-regulation (turtle)
Walking in the Watermelon Field —— See the source (circle) on both sides
Blind people go to school-don't admit defeat (book)
Masons' tiles are painted with knives.
Mud Bodhisattva Wash Face-Lose (Wet) Face
A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).
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