Write a model essay in humorous Chinese.

1. A humorous Chinese composition is not only our life, but also something we must do every day. Everything we say and do is closely related to Chinese.

You are like a mother, stroking our delicate lips with your weak hands. Everything we want to say and do comes from the source of your life. You melted your great life and spread the whole cradle of life.

You are so charming, like a magnet, slowly attracting me. You are like the blue sky, which makes my yearning for you stronger and more irresistible! Interesting language, you always have so much knowledge, you can't count it and you can't say it clearly.

You will always have a pure heart and light up our life with that beautiful smile, because our life is full of fun because of you. Because of you, our life is wonderful.

You have produced a very interesting article. Outline a magical beauty! You, the article you wrote, is always so unforgettable.

You, the picture you outlined, will always be praised. Whenever a child picks you up and recites loudly, there will always be a sense of pride in his heart. When I pick up a pen and write a beautiful article, I always feel a sense of accomplishment. Because, what we learn is an interesting language, which is China's Chinese characters.

I like Chinese because it always makes people curious. We can never live without Chinese, especially interesting Chinese. I am more attached to it and full of love. I like you, an interesting, great and amazing China person! Just change it.

2. Write a composition with interesting Chinese as the topic or content.

Ding Du Du ............... "class * * * rang, and the noisy teaching building suddenly became quiet. The students are sitting in their seats, waiting for the teacher to arrive. The teacher came into the classroom with a book under his arm, stood on the platform and said loudly, "Hello, classmates." The students said with one voice, "Good old teacher", and the teacher waved, "Please sit down. "

This class is my favorite Chinese class, because Miss Liu often tells us some extracurricular knowledge, but the more I listen to her class, the more interested I am!

"Students, please open the textbook Race against Time, page 52. If you went home yesterday and looked up the motto about time online, please raise your hand. " At this time, a few small hands were held high in the classroom. "zhangyan, you answer!" "Young people don't work hard, but the elderly are sad." Then another student replied that an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time! A day's plan lies in the morning, and a year's plan lies in the spring ... Everyone speaks actively.

After this class, I gained a lot, learned a lot of proverbs about time, and learned to cherish time.

The students listened with relish, but the happy time always passed quickly, and then they had to say goodbye. Just as the teacher finished the last sentence, the class was over. The teacher closed the book, stuffed it back into the nest, and walked out of the classroom, only to hear the reluctant voice of the students behind him: "Good-bye, old teacher."

Just change the teacher's surname to your teacher's when you write. Race against time is indeed a classic in primary schools, hehehe.

3. Ask for humor. Life needs humor.

Humor is an essential element in life. Without humor, life would be boring. Humor embodies a person's cultivation virtue everywhere and plays an important role in life.

Humor is a good medicine to resolve contradictions. During the civil war, a general sent back a brief report on the war, so Lincoln ordered the report to be detailed. The general was very unhappy when he read the order, and immediately sent a telegram to Lincoln: "Six cows have been caught, please ask how to deal with them." Knowing that the general must be angry, Lincoln immediately called back: "Milk the milk quickly!" " "The general saw, laughed, and all his anger disappeared. It can be seen how powerful humor is!

Humor is the expression of wisdom. Li Bai was clever when he was a child and was dissatisfied with a rich man. After the banquet, the rich man and Li Bai walked by the pond. When the rich man saw several ducklings staggering by, he thought of a couplet to make things difficult for Li Bai: "Look at this thing, its wings are not full yet, how dare you be so arrogant?" Knowing that the rich man was sorry for him, Li Bai made a couplet with a turtle that just showed his head: "Look at that thing, its shell has long been polished, and it can be described as an old scoundrel." Hearing this, the rich man fled despondently.

Humor is a kind of tolerance. On a bus, the driver came to an emergency stop because a pedestrian crossed the road and ran a red light. A passenger who was not caught quickly fell to the side of the cab from behind. Just when everyone was surprised, surprised and embarrassed, the passenger said, "Master, master, what do you want me to do in such a hurry?" Suddenly, the awkward atmosphere disappeared and everyone laughed.

We live in this world, and humor makes us really happy. Humor is also a converter. No matter what you input, pain, contradiction, embarrassment or other things, it outputs happiness. Let's be happy, make life full of humor, make the world wonderful because of humor, and life really needs humor.

4. How to write an "interesting Chinese" composition? A life of 200 words is full of Chinese inspiration for me.

I used to think that Chinese, as its name implies, is what I learned only in Chinese class, and that is called Chinese. Later, one thing changed my view of Chinese.

On that day's rest day, I took out a magazine from the bookcase and read it. This is a magazine that I think is very good. I read it carefully. I suddenly got excited and took out my notebook to take notes. Pick a good article and take notes carefully. Finally finished, I stretched myself, took a closer look and let out a cry of surprise. Unexpectedly, in my notes, I actually saw words that can appear in Chinese, such as figurative sentences, personification sentences, parallelism sentences and so on. I was surprised at the time. Something's wrong. These things clearly belong to China. How did they get into my notes? Is it impossible to take notes without Chinese? In a wider area, is there language everywhere in life?

Chinese is like a trip.

I studied Chinese with you.

At the thought of the title of this composition-wandering in the Chinese world, I am utterly confused, my mind is like a pot of porridge, and the pen in my hand seems to weigh a thousand pounds ... I just look at your face, alas, how to write it?

Suddenly, a little spark flashed in front of my eyes: "Correct facial features", "Exquisite facial features" and "Red lips and white teeth". These idioms all say that you are good-looking, but this is actually a language! Unexpectedly, it was as simple as that, and my horizons were suddenly broadened.

Look, your eyes are the windows of your soul, your eyebrows are curved crescent, your talkative mouth is like a clever mouth myna, and your face is like a red apple, which makes people drool.

How's it going? This string of metaphors is quite good! This is the language on your face. Everyone talks about their actions, and Chinese vocabulary and rhetoric will be more colorful.

When thinking about a problem, you are "absorbed" and "thinking", and you are "frowning"; Suddenly I got the answer. You are a "blessing of the soul" and your face is like a "spring breeze blowing". When you are happy, you jump three feet high, and your heart is "happy." When I am sad, I frown, and my tears change from "pearls" to "beads", then to "streams" and finally to "torrential rain". When you are angry, you gnash your teeth, and the anger in your chest is like a "volcano" that will erupt at any time. If you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, like "ants on hot bricks-running around".

Gee, you must be in a hurry to get up today, because I found that your face was not cleaned. It is really "a cat washing its face so-so". Is it urgent? By the way, the teacher informed me that there was a unit test this morning. You must want to review it early. Unfortunately, this is "don't burn incense at ordinary times, cram for the Buddha's feet temporarily", it's too late! It's almost time for the exam. At this time, you must be "fifteen buckets to draw water-seven ups and downs"? When you get the test paper, you should scratch your head like a monkey. However, a word of advice, don't be a giraffe, otherwise, you are "blocking" and "deceiving yourself". I hope you can remember this lesson,

However, I really want to thank you for this composition, because I found so much interesting Chinese knowledge and learned so many rich language vocabulary from you that I "write like a god" and "brush it off". Now my heart is sweeter than drinking honey, and my mind is as clear as the blue sky.

I learn Chinese from the Internet.

Today, I surfed the Internet at home and accidentally opened a website called How to Express Thanks. I read this article curiously. I know from the article that appreciation is a reward for others' kindness or some noble behavior, and it is a common oral way in daily life.

If others have some kindness to you or others are interested in doing something good for you, but you don't need it, you should still thank them: "No,no." Thank you. "thank you, I don't need it. "

There are many ways to express gratitude. In addition to saying thank you, you can also throw a knowing smile at the other person, or nod to the other person in a friendly way, or bow to the other person-these gestures are sometimes more kind to express your gratitude.

If you feel that the other person has given you great and heavy help, just saying "thank you" or just doing a simple action is not enough to express your gratitude, then after saying "thank you", add one or two words of thanks to show that you value the other person's benefits.

The Chinese word "thankyou" is not as pervasive as the English word "thank you", nor is it available everywhere as some people think. If you are an excellent student, you can't answer with "thank you" when the teacher or school leader praises you face to face. At this time, your best answer should be "I actually know that I am not doing well enough." "I will be more motivated to live up to the expectations of teachers and leaders." In this case. If you say "thank you", it is equivalent to tacit approval of others' praise and praise for you. On the contrary, it gives others a feeling of immodesty.

When others thank you, you must respond. In this case, some people often say nothing, and others answer with "thank you", which is inappropriate. The most common verbal reactions are "you're welcome", "you're welcome" and "you're welcome".

It can be seen how much a thank you can do to people. From this, we can see a person's quality, manners and habits, so people should learn Chinese well and use Chinese well from now on to give others a good impression!

5. It must be very strange for you to read a composition with 600 words on the topic of humor. Apart from imparting knowledge to us every day, where does the teacher get humor? However, our teacher Chen is a king of humor.

Miss Chen is not tall, but her stomach is quite big, like being pregnant 18 months, and her stomach is full of jokes. I remember the first time he gave us a class, which was a "heart-to-heart class". As soon as he came to power, he said to us: "People should have moral cultivation, so that they can have personality charm. If an old man standing on the podium now says to you,' Students, let's start the class now. Cough, cough, cough, "with such a teacher teaching you, you may not even be able to eat lunch, right?" "The words sound just fell and the whole class burst into laughter. I couldn't help looking at the teacher and thinking, "What does he teach? Why is he so humorous? " I saw Mr. Chen wearing a pair of glasses, and those smiling eyes left a deep impression on me.

Later, when I learned that Mr. Chen was our art teacher, I jumped three feet for joy. Teacher Chen often criticizes some students with humorous language. Once, a classmate didn't listen carefully in class and didn't draw carefully. After that classmate finished painting, Mr. Chen said, "Oh, it's really good. This telephone pole is really beautiful! " The classmate bowed his head in shame and whispered, "Sorry, teacher, I drew a tree." This also caused the whole class to burst into laughter.

Teacher Chen is very humorous and is naturally loved by many students. They affectionately call him "Humor Teacher". Of course, humor teachers not only laugh, but also get angry sometimes. Last Tuesday, the discipline of the whole class was terrible. This time, teacher Chen struck the table and said gruffly, "You have gone too far. You have made me lose confidence in you! " We have only seen Mr. Chen laugh before, but we have never seen Mr. Chen angry. It's uglier than crying, and its voice is terrible. It is worse than an earthquake with a magnitude of 18. Several students were about to cry, and Teacher Chen said, "You are like demons with angel feathers!" " "Some students laughed to themselves, and some students protested loudly:" The teacher used inappropriate words. " In this way, the tense classroom atmosphere was dissolved by laughter.

Teacher Chen, how much laughter you have brought us, you are like an "urchin" who makes us laugh from ear to ear. You impart knowledge in humor and instill humor in the ocean of knowledge. Listening to your lecture always feels that time passes too fast. In a short class, we are like sponges, absorbing knowledge. Let me tell you a little secret. All our classmates like you very much.

6. Excerpt homework This is the hilarious quotation of our teacher in Harbin No.24 Middle School. I organized it myself, hehe.

My name is Yuan (Chang) Chang Liang, the old math teacher, and I am often Zhang from small to large. I am a girl. I am not a child prodigy.

I am watching you from the sky. What should we do? How? Ah ~ ~ ~! Attention ~ ~ ~, attention.

Don't take my words to heart. What do I want? I can kill you! I can stare you to death! Don't talk while I'm exploring.

It was my idea, mine, not yours. Dangdang Dangdang.

How can I distract some students? What class is it? Get your things ready. One thing I regret most is that I didn't learn liberal arts well in high school.

God is watching you! Oh, pay attention, why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What will other teachers think? Oh, smile in the future! As the saying goes, in a threesome (thinking 1 minute), there must be a teacher. Right? Right?

Right? Students, right Hey, by the way! ! Xiaojin, a funny math genius, secretly stuffed a calculus paper and pretended to be calculating. Failure is the mother of success, and we are looking for mom now! How can I succeed without my former mother? Smart people actually finish the calculation secretly first.

Lovely ODA XXX, it's you again Kill you! Kill you! What a pity! Look what you're doing sneaking around down there! I don't know how many times you have died in my mouth! You are a 2 1 trisomy, unlike us. Dangdang Dangdang, XXX has dinner.

Yao Yao, the biology teacher (especially thanks to Hua Luonian's arbitrariness, Poseidon added), isn't it? Right? Xiao Xin, an English ventriloquist, why are you as ingrained as a radish? ! Live fish, live mice and live wires can't be scratched if the composition is wrong, otherwise the face will look like a boil, and correction tape can't be used, otherwise the face will look like a spot.

You must remember it. Can you learn well? Ah, how much dowry your father has to prepare for you if you want to learn like this! What have I done to you? Aren't you watching people eat food? How long does it take for an old woman in physics to be old? How long is it? It's longer than you want.

How big, how big, bigger than you want. I've never seen you like this in all my years of teaching.

I this is not the emperor is not in a hurry eunuch is in a hurry? In this way, the problem will be perfect and harmonious. Xiao Zhao, speed up the language, don't ask why, that's the rule.

Ok, take it at the same table. Ok, the students in the back will take it.

Then this question, it.

The problem of chemistry aunt Lao Yue is easy to handle.

Listen, he (she) said.

Hehe, the Chinese teacher specially chose a simple composition. I really don't want you to run, but I can't stand you running! Who's number two? Who put this sentence? NO.3 as long as you can recite it, I won't put anything down (referring to criticism)! Number four? You went out, and your glasses were frosted. Why don't you buy one with a wiper? No.5 (biology teacher) "Wow! You are not right! ! ! "NO.6 Even if it is not a good university, it is also good to be in a good city and have a good major. Just like the best major in Lanzhou University-students say "Lamian Noodles Department!" Don't forget to put the chair on the stool when you leave! Or don't forget to put the table on the chair! NO.8 The characteristic of your post-90s generation is "it doesn't matter". NO.9, fill in a tender face and ask me! ! ! There is a fine old leaf in the rough geography class ~ ~ ~ Hello students ~ ~ Good answer ~ ~ The main reason is that the voice is funny and the author has learned it very well, so I have the opportunity to post it.

Xiao Mu, a handsome political guy, comes from the mainland, ah. Pray, pray to heaven.

We should learn politics, mathematics and Chinese well. A happy class is also a class, and an unhappy class is also a class. Why not * * *? Cooperation. Art cynics always insist that I take care of you. In order to add artistic flavor, Harbin put plaster flowers on everyone.

Life is like a dream, dreams are like smoke, and smoke is like fart. I hope I can bring you some happiness.

1) In the sixth grade of primary school, once a student dozed off in class, and then the teacher threw a piece of chalk at him. When he woke up, he thought it was lost by someone next to him, so he shouted at his classmates next to him. The teacher asked him what happened, and he said innocently, "Teacher, he threw chalk at me!" " "When I was in high school, there was a classmate in my class who loved to sleep. One night, when he was studying by himself, he slept on the table with his face sideways and left saliva when he slept.

Just as the teacher came in from the back door, he walked up to him and knocked on the table with his hand. Looking up, the teacher saw a big piece of saliva on the table. The teacher held back for a long time and said, "Do you want to clean the table?" 3) There used to be a big man in our class. When the teacher needed to use the projector, he was responsible for getting the screen ready and pushing the equipment out.

Once he was sleeping in class, we sat next to him and suddenly woke him up and said, "Come on, the teacher is going to use the projector." He stood up and ran to the podium ... the teacher was dumbfounded at that time! Actually, we lied to him! 4) When I was in a cram school in senior three, my English was poor. Reading late at night, I always sleep in English class. When the teacher asked me to answer the question, I was deceived.

Once, the English teacher was explaining a short passage to correct mistakes (I remember that when I fell asleep, the teacher was still talking about reading comprehension). When I was sleeping soundly, I was awakened by the teacher. I immediately stood up and said, "A, choose A". The whole class laughed! 5) once in class, a boy who often sleeps in class fell asleep on his desk again. I don't know what dream he had, but he suddenly raised his desk and shouted, "It thundered! Run! " The whole class was dumbfounded

7. Ask for a 600-word composition and an interesting Chinese class. You know what, kids? In fact, learning is not as boring as we thought. As long as you observe and experience with your heart, you will find that the fun of learning is endless. For example, this morning, the students had a Chinese class with laughter. After the teacher and the students exchanged greetings before class, the teacher said and wrote on the blackboard: "Today, we will continue the first 19 lesson" Zhao Zhouqiao ". Let's act out the third paragraph in groups. Now we are divided into two teams. The blue team is in the east and the red team is in the west. " As soon as the teacher finished speaking, the students burst into laughter and said, "Teacher, you have made a mistake in your direction. It should be the blue team in the south and the red team in the north (we are sitting in the west). " The teacher said to himself, "I even got the direction wrong." The students laughed again, but the teacher was still smiling. We are sure to have a good time in this Chinese class. The competition has begun. The teacher said, "The team that performed the most beautiful design in Zhao Zhouqiao won." The teacher read the first design, the content is that two dragons are intertwined and spit beautiful water in their mouths, so that our red team and blue team can perform at the same time. Our red team members are doing random movements, and then look at other people's blue team members. Each of them was absorbed in the action. I thought, "If you don't do it seriously, you will do every movement well sooner or later." Therefore, I encourage everyone, and our group also works hard. We hold hands first, then our hands are twisted together, and then we look up and breathe into it. In this way, the first pattern is completed. The second pattern is two dragons. Pull your finger with your finger, and then look back at the other person in the distance. I think: the second action is really much easier than the first one. The third pattern is a dragon playing with beads. The teacher asked us to hold pencil boxes as beads, pull them, turn them around and play with each other. We also did as the teacher said. In this way, we did it seriously and quickly, waiting for the teacher to announce the result of the competition. The teacher said, ". I look forward to this kind of Chinese class every day. Fan's Ding Rinrin, the class begins. The students rushed into the classroom and sat in their seats, waiting for the teacher to arrive. This is a lively and interesting Chinese class. Teacher Shen came into the classroom with a smile, holding a big stack of composition books in his hand, then glanced at his classmates and finally said, "Students, today, let's make a change. "This is obviously a teacher's business!" Someone said, "It seems interesting to let our classmates change their compositions!" Teacher Shen smiled and wrote six big characters on the blackboard, sincere, serious and skilled. Then he said, "We should treat students' compositions with a sincere heart and correct them with a serious attitude." Finally, he talked about skills. The students are eager to try. My heart was pounding and I thought, who will send my composition to whom? Whose composition will be sent to me? At this moment, Miss Shen came up to me and put a composition book in front of me. I picked it up nervously and read the name of that classmate. Oh, my God, it's Zhang. I rubbed my eyes and looked at it carefully. Yes, it is Zhang's. I thought to myself: How good are Zhang Can Wei Jun's works? Thinking about it, I couldn't wait to open the composition book and read it carefully. His beginning and end are connected everywhere, and he writes well! Although the whole composition is like keeping a running account, there are many typos and sick sentences, but I still circled his typos and sick sentences one by one, and of course I drew good sentences and wrote comments. Just then, the teacher announced that he would read the comments. "Go!" At the teacher's command, I walked quickly to Zhang, read the comments fluently, and then returned to my seat. At this time, Ni and Jing are waiting there together. He praised me a lot and made me a little embarrassed. I thought to myself: he also pointed out my shortcomings, and I must talk less nonsense in my future composition. In this class, I have also become a small teacher. It turns out that there are many exchanges between classmates. Think carefully about which Chinese class is interesting and why? Just write it down. Think for yourself. Don't be opportunistic. It's easy to write, but the teacher can tell if he wrote it himself.