Laugh, have fun and tell jokes.

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is a funny story with a broken belly. Don't miss it.

Laugh your belly out. Funny joke story (1)

1, temperament female thief shouted:? You can steal my wallet, you can steal my mobile phone, and you dare to steal my ticket. I'm tired of living! ?

Hearing this, everyone was furious and immediately chased the thief, kneeling in fear and begging for mercy. I dare not steal tickets again! ?

A Dai was born tone deaf, but he likes singing. He practiced his voice in the backyard. When he met a high note, he tried to sing it.

At this time, his grandfather said in the front yard: When I get old, my eyes will be bad. I just can't see it when I hear the crow. ?

A Dai's mother said? Dad, you're mistaken. There is no cock crow here! There are guests next door today. Guess he's killing chickens! ?

3. A certain gentleman is addicted to alcohol and lives all day? Drink and sleep for half a day? Life.

One day, a man asked him why he always drinks, and he said, I can only sleep peacefully after drinking. ?

The man asked him why he always loves to sleep, and he confidently said, I don't even want to drink before going to bed. ?

Trafficker Zhang met a beautiful woman on the train.

Zhang suggested going to a mountain village in Shanxi to experience the farmhouse music after getting off the train. The beauty shyly agreed. There is a family in that village who needs to buy a daughter-in-law This beautiful woman is sure to fetch a good price, and Zhang is flattered.

Who knows that after arriving, Zhang was dragged into a black coal mine by several strong men. It turned out that he was sold here as a coolie by a beautiful woman.

Laugh your belly out. Interesting joke story (2)

1, one day I came to join in the fun and talked with my wife about football. Premier League? Arrive? Serie a? From where? Beckham? Arrive? Zidane? From where? Real Madrid? Arrive? Juventus? I said so much that my wife didn't say a word. Finally, listen to me. Does this have anything to do with me?

2. In a ball game, Manchester United won a game, and I danced with joy. My wife said inexplicably. What are you doing? As for it? I said:? I am excited (last name)! ? My wife looked at me blankly and said, when did you change your surname?

There are two cases at home, one for cutting vegetables and fruits, and the other for cutting meat. My wife always can't tell clearly, and she often cuts fruits with a chopping board. I criticized her for being unconvinced and said, What are you afraid of? ! I clean it every time I use it. ? I said:? You must do anything. Why do you want me to buy a spittoon and bring you food every day? ! I promise to be clean! ?

4. When I was at school, I borrowed money from my roommate's younger brother once when my living expenses were overspent. My classmate didn't say whether to borrow it or not, but asked me with a smile. Do you think my face is clean? I looked carefully and said, it's not dirty. Very clean. ? The classmate smiled and said:? My pocket is cleaner than my face. ?

Laugh into your stomach, have fun and tell jokes (3)

1, the relatives of the deceased said painfully to the doctor: Please tell us the cause of his death. ?

Doctor:? Autopsy found that he died of overeating. ?

Relatives:? Ah, didn't he realize the terrible consequences before he died?

The doctor replied:? I forgot to dissect his head. ?

2. The customer complained to the pen factory:? The pens produced in your factory will not be short of water. ?

The manufacturer replied:? Shake it and it will come out. ?

The customer complained again: with a flick, the nib disappeared. ?

A striking hotel billboard stands at the exit of the station, which reads:? Follow the arrow, only 10 minutes. ?

A passenger walked for a long time with heavy luggage before arriving at the hotel. He angrily questioned the innkeeper: You clearly said you would leave 10 minutes, but I walked for half a day to get here. ?

The innkeeper replied politely, I'm sorry, sir, but this billboard is for the driver. ?

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