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I'm Mr. Almost. What song is it?
Song: Mr. Almost
Singer: MC HotDog
Lyrics: Zhang Zhenyue
Lyrics:
I smoke almost? Almost another day? Time is almost free
I spend almost the same money? The taste is almost salty? It's almost cheap to be a man
It's almost a year to live on the edge of it? A similar Taipei city
has similar girls? How many times did I do it? I used the same posture.
Watching the same TV and eating the same shit? It says something similar?
swear something similar again? Almost nightlife and drinking almost the same wine
Listening to almost the same music and getting drunk almost embarrassed? With almost despair?
having similar dreams? Wearing the same clothes, my head is almost empty
I'm almost hanging and complaining? Is it about time?
should I go back to my similar home? It's almost the same to call a deer a horse, isn't it?
Go on, continue to touch the elephant with the blind? Is there a difference? I'm almost Mr.
I was almost born? That means I'm naive? It also means that I'm a bitch.
Is this a similar life? This question is difficult? Almost, sir.
I was almost born? That means I'm naive? It also means that I'm a bitch.
Is this a similar life? Always seeing the needle? Almost repeated?
it's always almost the same as before, right? Almost the same feeling is always almost gloomy
almost lonely, almost alone? I ate almost the same road.
I took almost the same medicine and had a similar sleep? Similar troubles?
it almost drives me crazy? Almost bad, almost wonderful
almost beautiful and almost cock? Almost the same Chinese style will almost cover your ears
and drag the bad drama to the shed, which will almost help you to end it? Almost all singers are crying for poverty with almost the same oolong
almost the same microphone singing about the same hulong? Almost all of them look like pigs?
it happened that I was almost friends with them? Lying is almost as bad as tiger.
swearing is almost as choking. Otherwise, what do you want? I'm almost Mr.
I was almost born? That means I'm naive? It also means that I'm a bitch.
Is this a similar life? This question is difficult? Almost, sir.
I was almost born? That means I'm naive? It also means that I'm a bitch.
Is this a similar life? Always seeing the needle? Almost. You almost. Me?
Almost. He's almost fucking? Almost want to be developed, almost playing haha
He cursed the fork, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Almost, sir. Is he like a joke?
are you smelling and cursing? It's almost impossible to jump, but it's still necessary to jump.
It's almost like a tortoise, but the tortoise is stuck, right? Is this almost a wonderful life?
Do you want to swim to the top? Almost silently say Amen and Buddha can't herd cattle
If life is almost as bad as the street, will you become a street friend? I sang eighty-eight. Almost?
all the same? Mr. almost doesn't care how to spend so many days.
How about 28? I'm Mr. almost. Hot dog? I'm Mr. Almost?
(Mr almost, Mr almost)? I'm Mr. Almost (Mr. Almost)
I'm Mr. Almost? Mine is almost natural? Does it mean that I am naive
or that I am a bitch? This almost life? This question is difficult
almost, sir? Mine is almost natural? That means I'm naive? It also means that I'm a bitch.
Is this a similar life? Always seeing the needle? I am Mr. Almost
Extended information:
"Mr. Almost" is a rap song included in Mr. Almost, an album of the same name by MC HotDog. It is sung by rapper MC HotDog and composed by Zhang Zhenyue, and lasts for 4 minutes and 26 seconds.
The lyrics are very long, much like a drunken complaint and complaint of a street youth in Taipei. It's not that the lyrics are well written, but I feel that life is similar in other cities in the world.
Music throws away melody, musical instrument technology and singing skills, and all that's left is to speak loudly and boldly, say oh, well, say oh, yeah, and say it, so MC HOTDOG, the lyricist of Mr Almost, finally persuaded the Golden Melody Award in 27.
References: Mr. Almost _ Baidu Encyclopedia
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