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I just accidentally took the first kiss from the beauty queen.
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I just accidentally took away the first kiss of the beauty queen, the latest chapter txt-2010-5-2212: 46: 00.
At that time, we were neighbors. She was not a beauty queen. I was just a joke.
I thought so, so I did it.
In the past, my mother seldom said that I was ugly, but only held it back euphemistically. Recently, I have been listening to my mother's nagging that when I was in the delivery room, the nurse held me to her side and she almost didn't fall out of bed. She said that I was as black as a briquette, with drooping eyelids, two nostrils on my face and tears in my mouth ... She and my father had big eyes ... Why, how could I have such a thin pig kidney face?
My mother has been very sad, so she asked the nurse, "Can't you put it back?"
Later, I heard from my grandparents that my mother was crazy about Gao Cangjian and Tang Guoqiang when she was young. One is extremely masculine and special, and the other is extremely handsome and elegant; So she accepted my dad from many suitors and took a fancy to my dad's combination of Gao Cangjian's "cool" and Tang Guoqiang's "awesome". When she was pregnant with me, she wanted me to be like a chameleon and let the environment affect my appearance; So she looks at herself in the mirror from time to time and stares at my dad from time to time. After a long time, it is inevitable that she will make eyes at my dad, and my dad will scratch his head with low salary. ...
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